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A Deadly Education (The Scholomance, #1) A Deadly Education (The Scholomance, #1)
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avg rating 3.93 — 222,833 ratings — published 2020
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Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1) Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1)
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avg rating 4.05 — 135,260 ratings — published 2007
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Court of Blood and Bindings (Fae Isles, #1) Court of Blood and Bindings (Fae Isles, #1)
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avg rating 4.01 — 21,663 ratings — published 2022
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Bewitched (Betwixt & Between, #2) Bewitched (Betwixt & Between, #2)
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avg rating 4.25 — 9,774 ratings — published 2020
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Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1) Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)
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avg rating 4.12 — 14,670 ratings — published 2020
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A ​Court of Silver Flames (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #4) A ​Court of Silver Flames (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #4)
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avg rating 4.45 — 2,100,344 ratings — published 2021
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All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1) All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)
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avg rating 4.12 — 373,710 ratings — published 2017
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A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1) A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)
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avg rating 4.15 — 4,247,127 ratings — published 2015
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Rule Breaker (Mixed Messages, #1) Rule Breaker (Mixed Messages, #1)
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avg rating 4.10 — 11,404 ratings — published 2017
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A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2) A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)
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avg rating 4.63 — 3,223,787 ratings — published 2016
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The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1) The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1)
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avg rating 4.30 — 343,252 ratings — published 2006
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The Hating Game The Hating Game (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.86 — 833,423 ratings — published 2016
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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.25 — 827,140 ratings — published 1990
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Wyrd Sisters (Discworld, #6; Witches, #2) Wyrd Sisters (Discworld, #6; Witches, #2)
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avg rating 4.16 — 131,767 ratings — published 1988
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Rivers of London (Rivers of London, #1) Rivers of London (Rivers of London, #1)
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avg rating 3.85 — 149,436 ratings — published 2011
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The Martian The Martian (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.42 — 1,295,250 ratings — published 2011
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City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1) City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)
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avg rating 4.07 — 2,175,095 ratings — published 2007
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Beauty Queens Beauty Queens (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.62 — 55,233 ratings — published 2011
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A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses (Half-Moon Hollow, #2) A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses (Half-Moon Hollow, #2)
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avg rating 4.06 — 7,225 ratings — published 2013
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The Alloy of Law (Mistborn, #4) The Alloy of Law (Mistborn, #4)
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avg rating 4.19 — 290,988 ratings — published 2011
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Sandman Slim (Sandman Slim, #1) Sandman Slim (Sandman Slim, #1)
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avg rating 3.95 — 37,350 ratings — published 2009
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Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1) Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1)
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avg rating 3.97 — 379,803 ratings — published 2000
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Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1) Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)
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avg rating 4.57 — 3,580,742 ratings — published 2023
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One Foot in the Grave (Night Huntress, #2) One Foot in the Grave (Night Huntress, #2)
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avg rating 4.28 — 108,770 ratings — published 2008
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Like a House on Fire (Cursebreakers, Inc., #1) Like a House on Fire (Cursebreakers, Inc., #1)
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avg rating 4.14 — 671 ratings — published 2024
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The Trouble With Trying to Save an Assassin (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #2) The Trouble With Trying to Save an Assassin (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #2)
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avg rating 4.36 — 2,786 ratings — published 2022
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A Beginner’s Guide to Death, Demons, and Other Afterlife Disasters (Demonic Disasters and Afterlife Adventures, #1) A Beginner’s Guide to Death, Demons, and Other Afterlife Disasters (Demonic Disasters and Afterlife Adventures, #1)
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avg rating 4.04 — 3,086 ratings — published 2023
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Bro and the Beast (The Wolf's Mate, #1) Bro and the Beast (The Wolf's Mate, #1)
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avg rating 3.92 — 10,665 ratings — published 2023
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How I Stole The Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: The Coronation: The Complete Works Bonus Short Story (Villainy, #6.5) How I Stole The Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: The Coronation: The Complete Works Bonus Short Story (Villainy, #6.5)
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avg rating 4.35 — 1,254 ratings — published 2022
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The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #1) The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #1)
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avg rating 4.18 — 5,584 ratings — published 2022
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In Other Lands In Other Lands (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.35 — 13,086 ratings — published 2017
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Happy-Go-Lucky Happy-Go-Lucky (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.16 — 49,465 ratings — published 2022
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Ten Steps to Nanette Ten Steps to Nanette (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.45 — 16,653 ratings — published 2022
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Beguiled (Betwixt & Between, #3) Beguiled (Betwixt & Between, #3)
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avg rating 4.30 — 8,146 ratings — published 2020
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Unhinged (Necessary Evils, #1) Unhinged (Necessary Evils, #1)
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avg rating 4.07 — 20,477 ratings — published 2021
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Quirky: The Complete Q Collection (The Q Collection, #1-8) Quirky: The Complete Q Collection (The Q Collection, #1-8)
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avg rating 4.34 — 47 ratings — published 2021
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The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love (The Hitman's Guide, #1) The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love (The Hitman's Guide, #1)
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avg rating 4.23 — 7,377 ratings — published 2019
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Cress (The Lunar Chronicles, #3) Cress (The Lunar Chronicles, #3)
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avg rating 4.40 — 405,452 ratings — published 2014
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Red, White & Royal Blue Red, White & Royal Blue (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 1,233,299 ratings — published 2019
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Famine (The Four Horsemen, #3) Famine (The Four Horsemen, #3)
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avg rating 4.19 — 54,196 ratings — published 2020
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True (Tales of the Circle #1) True (Tales of the Circle #1)
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avg rating 3.93 — 681 ratings — published 2020
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Spring Strings Spring Strings (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.23 — 3,679 ratings — published 2020
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Highfire Highfire (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.68 — 8,913 ratings — published 2020
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Godsgrave (The Nevernight Chronicle, #2) Godsgrave (The Nevernight Chronicle, #2)
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avg rating 4.45 — 73,044 ratings — published 2017
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Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4) Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)
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avg rating 4.36 — 152,761 ratings — published 2018
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Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3) Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)
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avg rating 4.24 — 173,645 ratings — published 2018
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Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2) Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2)
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avg rating 4.25 — 216,337 ratings — published 2018
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The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1) The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
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avg rating 3.89 — 1,130,867 ratings — published 2019
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I Am the Messenger I Am the Messenger (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 170,135 ratings — published 2002
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Melt for You (Slow Burn, #2) Melt for You (Slow Burn, #2)
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avg rating 4.26 — 31,113 ratings — published 2018
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Susan Dennard
“Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed."
I grinned. "Then I daresay it's good I'm a woman.”
Susan Dennard, Something Strange and Deadly

William Blake
“The following Discourse [on art, by Sir Joshua Reynolds] is particularly Interesting to Blockheads as it endeavours to prove that There is No such thing as Inspiration & that any Man of a plain Understanding may by Thieving from Others become a Mich Angelo.”
William Blake

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