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A Deadly Education (The Scholomance, #1) A Deadly Education (The Scholomance, #1)
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avg rating 3.93 — 219,491 ratings — published 2020
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A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2) A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)
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avg rating 4.64 — 3,135,951 ratings — published 2016
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Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1) Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1)
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avg rating 4.05 — 134,596 ratings — published 2007
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Court of Blood and Bindings (Fae Isles, #1) Court of Blood and Bindings (Fae Isles, #1)
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avg rating 4.01 — 20,766 ratings — published 2022
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Bewitched (Betwixt & Between, #2) Bewitched (Betwixt & Between, #2)
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avg rating 4.25 — 9,705 ratings — published 2020
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Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1) Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)
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avg rating 4.12 — 14,591 ratings — published 2020
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A ​Court of Silver Flames (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #4) A ​Court of Silver Flames (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #4)
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avg rating 4.45 — 2,036,148 ratings — published 2021
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All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1) All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)
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avg rating 4.12 — 362,857 ratings — published 2017
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A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1) A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)
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avg rating 4.16 — 4,119,054 ratings — published 2015
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Rule Breaker (Mixed Messages, #1) Rule Breaker (Mixed Messages, #1)
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avg rating 4.11 — 11,305 ratings — published 2017
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Six of Crows (Six of Crows, #1) Six of Crows (Six of Crows, #1)
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avg rating 4.46 — 1,142,636 ratings — published 2015
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The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1) The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1)
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avg rating 4.30 — 338,482 ratings — published 2006
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The Hating Game The Hating Game (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.86 — 824,121 ratings — published 2016
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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.25 — 821,605 ratings — published 1990
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Wyrd Sisters (Discworld, #6; Witches, #2) Wyrd Sisters (Discworld, #6; Witches, #2)
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avg rating 4.16 — 130,682 ratings — published 1988
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Rivers of London (Rivers of London, #1) Rivers of London (Rivers of London, #1)
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avg rating 3.85 — 147,855 ratings — published 2011
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The Martian The Martian (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.42 — 1,276,372 ratings — published 2011
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City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1) City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)
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avg rating 4.07 — 2,157,704 ratings — published 2007
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Beauty Queens Beauty Queens (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.62 — 55,207 ratings — published 2011
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A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses (Half-Moon Hollow, #2) A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses (Half-Moon Hollow, #2)
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avg rating 4.06 — 7,212 ratings — published 2013
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The Alloy of Law (Mistborn, #4) The Alloy of Law (Mistborn, #4)
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avg rating 4.19 — 284,594 ratings — published 2011
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Sandman Slim (Sandman Slim, #1) Sandman Slim (Sandman Slim, #1)
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avg rating 3.95 — 37,254 ratings — published 2009
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Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1) Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1)
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avg rating 3.97 — 376,804 ratings — published 2000
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Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1) Fourth Wing (The Empyrean, #1)
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avg rating 4.57 — 3,429,861 ratings — published 2023
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One Foot in the Grave (Night Huntress, #2) One Foot in the Grave (Night Huntress, #2)
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avg rating 4.28 — 108,526 ratings — published 2008
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Like a House on Fire (Cursebreakers, Inc., #1) Like a House on Fire (Cursebreakers, Inc., #1)
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avg rating 4.14 — 649 ratings — published 2024
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The Trouble With Trying to Save an Assassin (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #2) The Trouble With Trying to Save an Assassin (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #2)
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avg rating 4.37 — 2,741 ratings — published 2022
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A Beginner’s Guide to Death, Demons, and Other Afterlife Disasters (Demonic Disasters and Afterlife Adventures, #1) A Beginner’s Guide to Death, Demons, and Other Afterlife Disasters (Demonic Disasters and Afterlife Adventures, #1)
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avg rating 4.05 — 2,944 ratings — published 2023
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Bro and the Beast (The Wolf's Mate, #1) Bro and the Beast (The Wolf's Mate, #1)
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avg rating 3.92 — 10,514 ratings — published 2023
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How I Stole The Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: The Coronation: The Complete Works Bonus Short Story (Villainy, #6.5) How I Stole The Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: The Coronation: The Complete Works Bonus Short Story (Villainy, #6.5)
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avg rating 4.34 — 1,249 ratings — published 2022
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The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #1) The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees #1)
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avg rating 4.19 — 5,503 ratings — published 2022
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In Other Lands In Other Lands (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.35 — 13,000 ratings — published 2017
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Happy-Go-Lucky Happy-Go-Lucky (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.16 — 48,897 ratings — published 2022
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Ten Steps to Nanette Ten Steps to Nanette (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.46 — 16,543 ratings — published 2022
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Beguiled (Betwixt & Between, #3) Beguiled (Betwixt & Between, #3)
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avg rating 4.30 — 8,089 ratings — published 2020
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Unhinged (Necessary Evils, #1) Unhinged (Necessary Evils, #1)
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avg rating 4.08 — 19,637 ratings — published 2021
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Quirky: The Complete Q Collection (The Q Collection, #1-8) Quirky: The Complete Q Collection (The Q Collection, #1-8)
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avg rating 4.34 — 47 ratings — published 2021
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The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love (The Hitman's Guide, #1) The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love (The Hitman's Guide, #1)
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avg rating 4.23 — 7,252 ratings — published 2019
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Cress (The Lunar Chronicles, #3) Cress (The Lunar Chronicles, #3)
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avg rating 4.40 — 402,945 ratings — published 2014
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Red, White & Royal Blue Red, White & Royal Blue (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 1,214,372 ratings — published 2019
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Famine (The Four Horsemen, #3) Famine (The Four Horsemen, #3)
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avg rating 4.19 — 53,038 ratings — published 2020
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True (Tales of the Circle #1) True (Tales of the Circle #1)
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avg rating 3.93 — 665 ratings — published 2020
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Highfire Highfire (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.68 — 8,863 ratings — published 2020
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Godsgrave (The Nevernight Chronicle, #2) Godsgrave (The Nevernight Chronicle, #2)
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avg rating 4.45 — 72,052 ratings — published 2017
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Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4) Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)
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avg rating 4.37 — 148,611 ratings — published 2018
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Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3) Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)
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avg rating 4.24 — 168,590 ratings — published 2018
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Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2) Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2)
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avg rating 4.25 — 210,237 ratings — published 2018
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The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1) The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
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avg rating 3.90 — 1,109,650 ratings — published 2019
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I Am the Messenger I Am the Messenger (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 169,347 ratings — published 2002
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Melt for You (Slow Burn, #2) Melt for You (Slow Burn, #2)
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avg rating 4.26 — 30,677 ratings — published 2018
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L.J. Smith
“You didn’t feed from her,” he said, and this was not a question.

“Swill poison? Not my kind of fun, little brother.”

One corner of Stefan’s mouth quirked up. He made no response to this, but simply looked at Damon with eyes that were... knowing. Damon bridled.

“I told the truth!”

“Going to take it up as a hobby?”
L.J. Smith, Nightfall

Ryan La Sala
“You're really calling a sick, traumatized gay kid theatrical? Aboard a giant warship painted up like 'Anything Goes?' Baby, it's all theater to me. You're the scientist, allegedly.”
Ryan La Sala, The Dead of Summer

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