Smartass Quotes

Quotes tagged as "smartass" (showing 1-30 of 34)
Jim Butcher
“Are you always a smartass?'

Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

Markus Zusak
“All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.”
Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger

Cassandra Clare
“she glanced down and saw that a glove of blood covered her lower arm from the elbow to the wrist. The arm
was throbbing, stiff, and painful.
"Is this when you start tearing strips off your T-shirt to bind up my wound?" she joked.
She hated the sight of blood, especially her own.
"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked." He dug into his pocket and brought out
his stele. "It would have been a lot less painful.”
Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

Steven Brust
“A stupid person can make only certain, limited types of errors; the mistakes open to a clever fellow are far broader. But to the one who knows how smart he is compared to everyone else, the possibilities for true idiocy are boundless.”
Steven Brust, Iorich

Faith Hunter
“You gonna put on your big-girl panties and fight with the boys, now?” He looked over his shoulder as if he expected me to blush or something.
“Who says I wear panties?”
I was certain that he flushed red this time. Laughing, I left him shaking his head and went on inside to find the Kid. We had work to do.”
Faith Hunter, Blood Trade

Dan Abnett
“Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?
Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.”
Dan Abnett, Hereticus

J.D. Robb
“You’re arrogant, domineering, egotistical, and disdainful of the law.”

He lifted one amused brow. “And your point would be?”
J.D. Robb, Vengeance in Death

Melissa Lemon
“Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me.
Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost.”
Melissa Lemon, Cinder and Ella

J.D. Robb
“Please, Eve, these public displays of affection must stop. I have a reputation.”

“Keep it up, ace, and I’ll give you a public display of affection that’ll have you limping for a week.”

“Now I'm excited.”
J.D. Robb, Vengeance in Death

Lee Child
“if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.”
Lee Child, Never Go Back

Dashiell Hammett
“...I guess I can put two and two together."
"Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...”
Dashiell Hammett, The Thin Man

Raheel Farooq
“Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.”
Raheel Farooq

Dennis Sharpe
“Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won’t be there.”
Dennis Sharpe, Wednesday

Olivia Cunning
“Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen”
Olivia Cunning, Tie Me

L.A. Casey
“Shut up with the backtalk, because if I wanted lip from you, I'd sit on your face”
L.A. Casey, Dominic

Andrea Speed
“Roan tried not to stare, but the guard’s head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he’d ever had a hen sit on him by mistake.”
Andrea Speed, Shift

Jasleen Kaur Gumber
“Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left!”
Jasleen Kaur Gumber

“Stars are everything and nothing that we think they are.
They are their own world, but through an act of will we make them part of ours. They are the diamonds of the gods, the lights at a stadium where angels play a midnight game of baseball.
They’re fairy farts that have been set ablaze! Mostly, they’re just an untouchable beauty that’s so far away, it’s the only place safe enough to store our secret hopes and dreams. When we see a shooting start, we all make a wish. But what nobody admits is how afraid they are of actually catching something that fell from heaven. I’m not afraid to burn.
J.M. Evans

M.A. George
“You’re injured.” He flicks his chin at my bleeding leg.
“We need to get that cleaned up.”
“It’ll be fine,” I wave it off. “My mom will descend upon me with a bottle of
peroxide the second I hit the door.”
M.A. George, Aqua

Becky Albertalli
“I listen, and it's Taylor explaining to Martin that she wasn't necessarily trying to get a gap between her thighs, but it's her metabolism, and she didn't even realize that some girls try to get the gap on purpose. Martin nods and scratches his head and looks bored. "She can't help her metabolism, Simon," Abby says. "Apparently not," Taylor may be an undercover, bully-fighting ninja, but she's still kind of awful.”
Becky Albertalli, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

Andrea Speed
“It’s an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.”

“I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job.”
Andrea Speed, Lesser Evils

Gena Showalter
“We’ll call ourselves Victorious Secret and our motto will be ‘We Live to Spank You.’ Duuude. Yes! I’m basically the smartest person in the world. Ever. You in? Of course you’re in. Practice begins tomorrow.”
Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall

Vann Chow
“Are there moments when our brains are not exercising?” I questioned. “That would be almost like being brain dead...”
Vann Chow

Deyth Banger
“Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end.”
Deyth Banger

Solange nicole
“You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.”
Solange nicole

Erik Satie
“When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you're fifty, you'll see. I am fifty. I haven't seen anything.”
Erik Satie

Hugh Howey
“I remind myself that if there was anything in the air that would react with my body, it would’ve reacted with the scanner. What I really want right now is a second scanner to scan this scanner.”
Hugh Howey, Beacon 23

Catherine Lowell
“You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?”
catherine lowell, The Madwoman Upstairs

Deyth Banger
“Don't be a smart ass!
Smartass die first!!”
Deyth Banger

“A word is dead when it is said,
but some say, "i say, it just begins to live that day.”
amina ali

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