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Fuck Quotes

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John Waters
“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”
John Waters

Bob Dylan
“Play it fuckin' loud!”
Bob Dylan

Orson Welles
“Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn”
Orson Welles

Charles Bukowski
“in this land some of us fuck more than
we die but most of us die
better than we fuck”
Charles Bukowski, Love Is a Dog from Hell

Patti Smith
“Well I haven't fucked much with the past,
But I've fucked plenty with the future.

- Babelogue
Patti Smith, Patti Smith Collected Lyrics, 1970-2015

David Levithan
“Fuck this.
Fuck this wondering. Fuck this trying and trying. Fuck this belief that two people can become one ideal. Fuck this helplessness. Fuck this waiting for something to happen that probably won't ever happen.”
David Levithan, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

Samuel Beckett
“The earth makes a sound as of sighs and the last drops fall from the emptied cloudless sky. A small boy, stretching out his hands and looking up at the blue sky, asked his mother how such a thing was possible. Fuck off, she said.”
Samuel Beckett

Lenny Bruce
“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.”
Lenny Bruce

Joan Crawford
“Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.”
Joan Crawford

Amy Winehouse
“What kind of fuckery is this?”
Amy Winehouse

Junnita Jackson
“I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!”
Junnita Jackson

Emme Rollins
“Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness.”
Emme Rollins, Dear Rockstar

Erik Pevernagie
“Foulmouthed individuals seem to have their neuron systems replaced by colon structures, given that their terminology profusely consists of "sh*t and f*ck". ("Tolerance zero")”
Erik Pevernagie

Richard Curtis
“Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.”
Richard Curtis

M.F. Moonzajer
“Fuck the world and never tell them I love you.”
M.F. Moonzajer

“Seth rolled his eyes. “Because you’re such a ladies man.”
“I can be. I just have standards, is all. I’m very selective about who I choose to spend time with, whereas you’ll fuck anything that moves. And several things that don’t.”
Elle Parker, Like Coffee and Doughnuts

Sandra       Brown
“Please forgive me, Mother. I apologize for saying 'fuck.'"

Then he straightened and addressed Doug. "Which, by the way, was repeated sixty-seven times in this particular film. It has a running length of ninety-four minutes. So last night while watching it, she heard fuck, or a derivative thereof, spoken every one and a half minutes, give or take a few seconds. But if my saying fuck offended her, then I'm fucking sorry.”
Sandra Brown, Smash Cut

Lewis Black
“Now I must leave you as you enter the world that is Fuck. You are fucking lucky to be here. It's almost utopian.”
Lewis Black, The F-Word
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M.F. Moonzajer
“You are a religious and a scholar; what the fuck?”
M.F. Moonzajer

“I think the most important word in this world is fuck, because every fucking individual is trying to find out someone they can fuck, either literally or not, go to university and students are more interested in who they can fuck, visit offices and people are showing who is more powerful to impress someone who lets them to fuck, talk to friends and if they are stupid enough to believe in god then they are marrying so they can fuck someone, if they are intelligent enough to not believe in fairy tales, still they are everyday visiting clubs, bars, parks to find someone to fuck, check google trends and you will find most people are looking for porn online, and those who aren’t looking for fuck is because they are already fucking, there is this weird awkward race to fuck each other, and I am fucking tired of this.”
Abdul Mueed

Michelle Zauner
“There was no one in the world that was ever as critical or could make me feel as hideous as my mother, but there was no one…who ever made me feel as beautiful.”
Michelle Zauner, Crying in H Mart

“Don't get pulled down by any crap. Go and fucking make it happen, even when it seems impossible.”
Hiral Nagda

Emily Henry
“Unless the world freezes over in a second ice age. And in that case, there will at least be snowflakes, until the bitter end." Gus touched the side of my face. "I don't need snowflakes." He kissed me. "As long as there's January.”
Emily Henry, Beach Read

Mark Manson
“The Law of Fuck Yes or No states that when you want to get involved with someone new, in whatever capacity, they must inspire you to say “Fuck Yes” in order for you to proceed with them.
The Law of Fuck Yes or No also states that when you want to get involved with someone new, in whatever capacity, THEY must also respond with a “Fuck Yes” in order for you to proceed with them.”
Mark Manson

Mark Manson
“Wrapped up in that sweet guy who treats you so well, except goes weeks without calling you and suddenly disappears after a couple drinks and a round of the horizontal polka? Been wondering if he really likes you? Do his excuses of being so busy all the time seem legit? It doesn’t sound like the answer is a “Fuck yes.” Then it’s time to move on.”
Mark Manson

Mark Manson
“Fuck Yes or No applies to relationships as well. My wife used to work with a guy who got married because “it seemed like the right thing to do.”

You do your taxes because “it seems like the right thing to do.” You wipe your infant’s ass because “it seems like the right thing to do.” You don’t marry someone because “it seems like the right thing to do.” You marry them because you can’t fucking imagine ever not wanting to be with them.

Unsurprisingly, four years later, he was cheating on his wife every chance he got. The marriage was not a “Fuck Yes” for him. It should have been a “No” from Day 1.”
Mark Manson

“I might want to fuck you, Twelve. But that doesn’t mean I’m stupid enough to get fucked by you.”
Caroline Peckham & Susanne Valenti, Caged Wolf

K-Ming Chang
“In history class, instead of memorizing the order of the presidents, we played fuck/marry/kill with the Founding Fathers and decided to kill all of them.”
K-Ming Chang, Bestiary

K-Ming Chang
“The fog smelled like fucking, like us, like our sweat fermented into sweet pudding”
K-Ming Chang, Bestiary

Erika M. Weinert
“Note that the apostrophe in fuck's sake is necessary because fuck in this instance is a noun; therefore the word fuck is a possessive noun that takes an apostrophe.”
Erika M. Weinert, Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives

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