Swearing Quotes

Quotes tagged as "swearing" (showing 1-30 of 69)
Nick Hornby
“How do people, like, not curse? How is it possible? There are these gaps in speech where you just have to put a "fuck." I'll tell you who the most admirable people in the world are: newscasters. If that was me, I'd be like, "And the motherfuckers flew the fucking plane right into the Twin Towers." How could you not, if you're a human being? Maybe they're not so admirable. Maybe they're robot zombies.”
Nick Hornby, A Long Way Down

David Sedaris
“Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit...”
David Sedaris

Charlaine Harris
“Fuck a zombie!”
Charlaine Harris, Dead in the Family

Alyxandra Harvey
“Finally, a bit of luck. Rat bastard,' I hissed down at Montmartre. 'Mangy dog of a scurvy goat.'
'That doesn’t even make sense,' Isabeau murmured.
'Feels good though. Try it.'
She narrowed her eyes at the top of Montmartre’s perfectly groomed hair. 'Balding donkey’s ass.'
'Nice.'
'Sniveling flea-bitten rabid monkey droppings.'
'Clearly, you’re a natural.”
Alyxandra Harvey, Blood Feud

Richard Curtis
“Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.”
Richard Curtis

Raymond Carver
“I'm a heart surgeon, sure, but I'm just a mechanic. I go in and I fuck around and I fix things. Shit.”
Raymond Carver, Where I'm Calling From: New and Selected Stories

James Rozoff
“Vulgarity is like a fine wine: it should only be uncorked on a special occasion, and then only shared with the right group of people.”
James Rozoff

Lilian Jackson Braun
“...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!”
Lilian Jackson Braun, The Cat Who Saw Red

Karen Chance
“Stercus Accidit.


[barren happens]”
Karen Chance

Agatha Christie n. A silent, putrid fart committed by someone in this very room, and only one person knows whodunnit.”
VIZ, Roger's Profanisaurus: The Magna Farta.

Ava Gardner
“In one scene, when I was supposed to say, "In a pig's eye you are," what came out was, "In a pig's ass you are." Old habits die awfully hard.”
Ava Gardner, Ava: My Story

Chloe Neill
“You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".”
Chloe Neill, Some Girls Bite

The Hippie
“And I know fuck isn’t a word that Mormons say, but I don’t say this word I only think it, so it doesn’t really count.”
Hippie, Snowflake Obsidian: Memoir of a Cutter

Markus Zusak
“There was the gate next, which she(Liesel)clung to. A gang of tears trudged from her eyes as she held on and refused to go inside. People started to gather on the street, until Rosa Hubermann swore at them, after which they reversed back whence they came.

~A TRANSLATION OF ROSA HUBERMANN’S ANNOUNCEMENT~

‘What are you arseholes looking at?”
Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

Bill Bryson
“Because of social strictures against even the mildest swearing, America developed a particularly rich crop of euphemistic expletives - darn, durn, goldurn, goshdad, goshdang, goshawful, blast, consarn, confound, by Jove, by jingo, great guns, by the great horn spoon (a nonce term first cited in the Biglow Papers), jo-fired, jumping Jehoshaphat, and others almost without number - but even this cautious epithets could land people in trouble as late as the 1940s.”
Bill Bryson, Made in America: An Informal History of the English Language in the United States

corgi 1. n. A high class hound, such as those that accompany the Queen. 2. n. A high class hound, such as the one that accompanies Prince Charles.”
VIZ, Roger's Profanisaurus: The Magna Farta.

“Taking up marriage is a good excuse for taking up cursing."
These is my words”
Nancey E. Turner

Carol Lynch Williams
“Shut the eff up,' Aaron said. Only he said the REAL swear, the REAL word.”
Carol Lynch Williams, Miles from Ordinary

Kody Keplinger
“See!” Dad yelled. “Boys don’t stay with whores, Bianca. They leave them. And I’m not going to let you turn into a whore. Not my daughter. This is for your own good.”
I looked up as he reached a hand down to grab my arm. I squeezed my eyes shut, waiting to feel his fingers clamp around my forearm.
But they never did.
I heard a loud thud, and Dad grunted in pain. My eyes flew open. Wesley moved away from Dad, who was massaging his jaw with a shocked look on his face. “Why you little shithead!”
“Are you all right?” Wesley asked, kneeling in front of me.
“Did you just punch my dad?” I couldn’t help but wonder if I was delirious. Had all of this really just happened? Totally bizarre.
“Yes,” Wesley admitted.
“How dare you touch me!” Dad screamed, but he was having trouble balancing enough to approach us again. “How dare you fuck my daughter, then hit me, you son of a bitch!”
I’d never heard my father swear like that before.
“Come on,” Wesley said, helping me to my feet. “Let’s get out of here. You’re coming with me.” He wrapped an arm around me, pulling me close against his warm body, and ushered me out the open door.”
Kody Keplinger, The DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend

Jee
“Bagaimana bisa kau tidak menyukai hujan?
Padahal hujan selalu mendekatkan kita.
Oh, aku lupa.
Kau mungkin tidak menganggapku sepenting itu.
Aku bukan pemeran utama dalam lakon hidupmu.
Aku hanya figuran yang hanya sesekali dibutuhkan.”
Jee, Because It's You

Robert Kirkman
“I WILL SKULL-FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU CANNIBAL-COCKSUCKERS!!! I WILL RIP EVERY STINKING HEAD OFF EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU AND SHIT DOWN YOUR ROTTEN FUCKING NECKS”
Robert Kirkman

Michelle Franklin
“Swearing is a currency the countryside spends well.”
Michelle Franklin

John Scalzi
“In the early evening of the second day, Andrea Gell-Man introduced the 8th to the concept of profanity, which she picked up at lunch and shared just before dinner. At dinner members of the 8th enthusiastically told each other to pass the fucking salt, you fucking sack of shit, until Brahe told them to quit that goddamn shit, cock-suckers, because it gold old pretty goddamn quick. There was a general agreement that Brahe was correct, until Gell-Man taught the squad to swear in Arabic.”
John Scalzi, The Ghost Brigades

Mohammed Zaki Ansari
“More then me you betrayed to God Because you said Tujkh mai rab dikhta hai ( i see my God in you)”
Mohammed Zaki Ansari, "Zaki's Gift Of Love"

Patrick Dennis
“She made another sweeping gesture that somehow went wrong because she knocked over the coffee pot and I immediately wrote down six new words which Auntie Mame said to scratch out and forget.”
Patrick Dennis

Mohammed Zaki Ansari
“May i have pain,but I don't have regret,that for whom I left all that person my beloved betrayed me.
more I have regret for that child who's mother don't love and don't care and worry about his life.and betrayed him by broke his swears”
Mohammed Zaki Ansari, "Zaki's Gift Of Love"

Rhys Ford
“The damned doctor is good-looking too. Because I needed that"
"Language dear." Mara corrected softly. "If xou're going to swear, make it worth your while."
"Sorry, that fucking doctor," Tristan murmured.”
Rhys Ford, Fish and Ghosts

Martin Amis
“And Keith felt it again (he felt it several times a day): the tingle of license. Everyone could swear now, if they wanted to. The word *fuck* was available to both sexes. It was like a sticky toy, and it was there if you wanted it.”
Martin Amis, The Pregnant Widow

Seanan McGuire
“Horns honked all around us, and our fellow drivers seemed concerned about my education, as they were introducing me to all manner of exciting hand gestures. Some of them were even new to me. I pointed to one of them.
"Look, Dominic. We're learning new things.”
Seanan McGuire, Snake in the Glass

Rebecca Zanetti
“You fucking ass-wad son-of-a-bastard fucking bitch. ~ Zane to Talen”
Rebecca Zanetti, Marked

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