Sex Quotes

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.”
― Tom Robbins

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love”
― Gabriel García Márquez

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
― Woody Allen

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
― George Carlin

“In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.”
― Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders

“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“Love is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in fact, a person's sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves. No matter what corruption they're taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most profoundly selfish of all acts, an act which they cannot perform for any motive but their own enjoyment - just try to think of performing it in a spirit of selfless charity! - an act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in self-exultation, only on the confidence of being desired and being worthy of desire. It is an act that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in body, and accept their real ego as their standard of value. They will always be attracted to the person who reflects their deepest vision of themselves, the person whose surrender permits them to experience - or to fake - a sense of self-esteem .. Love is our response to our highest values - and can be nothing else.”
― Ayn Rand

“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”
― Betty Friedan

“Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.”
― Charles Bukowski

“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”
― Woody Allen

“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.

Good things come to those who wait.”
― Jess C. Scott, The Intern

“Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or--such is the pleasure they experience--they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them.”
― Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes

“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.”
― Richard P. Feynman

“Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

“Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.”
― Jack Kerouac, On the Road

“Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.”
― Roberto Bolano

“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
― Mae West

“Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual energy comes into play before sex even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn't sex, but the passion with which it is practiced. When the passion is intense, then sex joins in to complete the dance, but it is never the principal aim.”
― Paulo Coelho

“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!”
― Anais Nin

“But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.”
― Gabriel García Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera

“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
― Woody Allen

“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement”
― Jess C Scott