Dirty Quotes

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Marilyn Monroe
“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
Marilyn Monroe

Jeaniene Frost
“There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away.”
Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

Marquis de Sade
“If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.”
Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom

“I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.”
Woody Allen

Victor Hugo
“A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.”
Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

Maria V. Snyder
“It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch."
- Valek to Yelena”
Maria V. Snyder, Poison Study

Rachel Hawkins
“He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.”
Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound

Richelle Mead
“Your... Your aura. It's... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.'

I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex?”
Richelle Mead, Last Sacrifice

Neil Pasricha
“The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.”
Neil Pasricha, The Book of Awesome

Benjamin R.  Smith
“She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.”
Benjamin R. Smith, Atlas

Denis Johnson
“When we were arguing on my twenty-fourth birthday, she left the kitchen, came back with a pistol, and fired it at me five times from right across the table. But she missed. It wasn't my life she was after. It was more. She wanted to eat my heart and be lost in the desert with what she'd done, she wanted to fall on her knees and give birth from it, she wanted to hurt me as only a child can be hurt by its mother.”
Denis Johnson, Jesus’ Son

William Shakespeare
“What, with my tongue in your tail? nay, come again,
Good Kate; I am a gentleman.”
William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew

M. Thomas Gammarino
“The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.”
M. Thomas Gammarino, Big in Japan: A (Hungry) Ghost Story

Lorelei James
“A dirty and mean sense of humor first thing in the morning. I may learn to like you yet.”
Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

Molly Harper
“Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

“If you're dirty, what in this world isn't?!”
Fuyumi Soryo (惣領 冬実)

C.J. Archer
“I know you think what we have is sordid. Perhaps it is. Perhaps neither of us knows how to love properly and this is our twisted way of showing that we care. Or perhaps we should both be committed to an asylum”
C.J. Archer, Of Fate and Phantoms

Kristen Ashley
“I’d thought about the stuff we’d already done. None of it was dirty, exactly, but a lot of it was wild and out of control so I wondered what dirty would entail.

“Maybe you should explain dirty,” I suggested.

“More fun to show you.”
Kristen Ashley, Sweet Dreams
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Markus Zusak
“We don't need a point, son. We're juvenile, we're dirty, we don't have girls, we have noses full of snot, throats sore as hell, we've got scabs on us, we suffer bouts of acne, we've got no girls ... What more reasons do we need?”
Markus Zusak, Underdog

K. Weikel
“Sometimes to defeat somebody that plays dirty, you have to play dirty yourself.”
K. Weikel, The One (Book #5): Part 1 - Weak

Steven Magee
“You can use dirty legal tricks to deny my government disability payments and I can use research, discovery and the internet to shut your toxic enterprise down.”
Steven Magee

Steven Magee
“I am not taking the dirty secrets of the dangerous DeSoto Solar Farm to the grave.”
Steven Magee

Steven Magee
“Carrying the dirty secrets of a corrupt company was a burden I could no longer endure.”
Steven Magee

Delia Owens
“Meryl Lynn, dahlin', don't go near that girl, ya hear me. She's dirty.”
Delia Owens, Where the Crawdads Sing

Steven Magee
“Police officers are like criminals, as they do not like their dirty deeds to be video recorded.”
Steven Magee

Sarah J. Maas
“Rhys picked up a bar of that pine tar-smelling soap and handed it to me, then passed a washrag. 'Someone, it seems, got my wings dirty.”
Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Mist and Fury

Jamie Ford
“A lady does not confirm or deny idle gossip; doing so is like wrestling with a pig: you both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it.”
Jamie Ford, Love and Other Consolation Prizes

“Oh, Will, shake me with your spear!”
Arliss Ryan, The Secret Confessions of Anne Shakespeare

Kamaran Ihsan Salih
“The pure and clean won't be dirty, until the dirty touches it.”
Kamaran Ihsan Salih

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