Dirty Quotes

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Marilyn Monroe
“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
Marilyn Monroe

Jeaniene Frost
“There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away.”
Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

Woody Allen
“I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.”
Woody Allen

Marquis de Sade
“If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.”
Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom

Victor Hugo
“A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.”
Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

Maria V. Snyder
“It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch."
- Valek to Yelena”
Maria V. Snyder, Poison Study

Rachel Hawkins
“He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.”
Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound

Richelle Mead
“Your... Your aura. It's... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.'

I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex?”
Richelle Mead, Last Sacrifice

Neil Pasricha
“The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.”
Neil Pasricha, The Book of Awesome

Benjamin R.  Smith
“She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.”
Benjamin R. Smith, Atlas

Denis Johnson
“When we were arguing on my twenty-fourth birthday, she left the kitchen, came back with a pistol, and fired it at me five times from right across the table. But she missed. It wasn't my life she was after. It was more. She wanted to eat my heart and be lost in the desert with what she'd done, she wanted to fall on her knees and give birth from it, she wanted to hurt me as only a child can be hurt by its mother.”
Denis Johnson, Jesus' Son

M. Thomas Gammarino
“The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.”
M. Thomas Gammarino, Big in Japan: A (Hungry) Ghost Story

William Shakespeare
“What, with my tongue in your tail? nay, come again,
Good Kate; I am a gentleman.”
William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew

Lorelei James
“A dirty and mean sense of humor first thing in the morning. I may learn to like you yet.”
Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“If you're dirty, what in this world isn't?!”
Fuyumi Soryo (惣領 冬実)

Molly Harper
“Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Kristen Ashley
“I’d thought about the stuff we’d already done. None of it was dirty, exactly, but a lot of it was wild and out of control so I wondered what dirty would entail.

“Maybe you should explain dirty,” I suggested.

“More fun to show you.”
Kristen Ashley, Sweet Dreams
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C.J. Archer
“I know you think what we have is sordid. Perhaps it is. Perhaps neither of us knows how to love properly and this is our twisted way of showing that we care. Or perhaps we should both be committed to an asylum”
C.J. Archer, Of Fates And Phantoms

Markus Zusak
“We don't need a point, son. We're juvenile, we're dirty, we don't have girls, we have noses full of snot, throats sore as hell, we've got scabs on us, we suffer bouts of acne, we've got no girls ... What more reasons do we need?”
Markus Zusak, Underdog

K. Weikel
“Sometimes to defeat somebody that plays dirty, you have to play dirty yourself.”
K. Weikel, The One (Book #5): Part 1 - Weak

Nenia Campbell
“If you fucked the way you mouthed off to me, I'd have come by now.”
Nenia Campbell, Dragon Queen

Nenia Campbell
“How was the sex?” he asked casually.

“Excuse me?”

“How was it,” said Nicholas, emphasizing each syllable, “when he fucked you? I'm assuming it was a he. Tell me all about it. I want to know.”

Jay set her fork down with a ping. “It was fine.”

“Dinner is fine. Cable television is fine. I'm asking if, when he was pounding into you at night with his college boy cock, were you screaming the walls down, or were you just lying there calculating last night's tips?”
Nenia Campbell, Quid Pro Quo

Steven Magee
“High altitude induced central sleep apnea is a dirty secret of professional astronomy.”
Steven Magee

“A foolish man cleans before becoming dirty”
Xander M Staley

“A foolish man cleans before becoming dirty.”
Xander M. Staley

Nenia Campbell
“If you don't cut it out, I'm pulling this car over and everyone in the parking lot at Sizzler's is going to know my name.”
Nenia Campbell, Quid Pro Quo

Sijin BT
“Don’t worry to do dirty jobs. Dirt your body. Don’t dirt your soul.”
Sijin Bt

Margot Berwin
“Everyone stared at my dirty clothes.
"I'm not dirty," I said. "I'm covered in specially formulated potting soil made from Canadian spaghnum peat moss, organic reed-seed peat, rice hulls, and forest products, perfect for African violets and gesneriads, and probably more nutritious than any of the food we're about to eat.”
Margot Berwin, Hothouse Flower and the Nine Plants of Desire

“Before she could question him further, she was swung over his shoulder and tossed onto her bed. Will kicked the door shut and removed his boots and shirt, revealing his toned body.

"I need a distraction. I think I'm going crazy," he confessed as he finished undressing and joined her on the bed. "Help me forget, Em."

He grabbed her ankles and pulled her down until she was flat on her back. Luckily for him, she was in a thin nightgown and silk panties. Hot hands trailed up her thighs and removed her underwear. She shivered despite the heat. She'd never seen him like this, broken and desperate.”
H.S Howe, Wrestling William

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