All Jacked Up Quotes

“Jack: "For Christ's sake, it wasn't like I was on vacation. I've been in Iowa, in cornfield hell!

Keely: Did you just say you got cornholed in Iowa?”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“You actually fucked her? What, did her forked tongue feel exceptionally good on your dick or something?" —Keely to Jack after meeting his ex-girlfriend.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“Sometimes you're so nice, I can't believe I ever hated you." —Keely to Jack”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“A dirty and mean sense of humor first thing in the morning. I may learn to like you yet.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Literally. It might fall and crush you.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“You looking for a firsthand demonstration of my heterosexual prowess, cowgirl? Because I'm more than up for a challenge.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“That bitch fate had a nasty sense of humor.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“Why the fuck would I marry you? I don't even like you.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth?”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“Why, Jack-off... You actually have a sense of humor! You should share that playful side more often. Guys really go for it.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up