The Harder You Fall Quotes

“Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test.”
― Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall

“We’re gonna lie when the truth is hard? That’s how this relationship is going to work? All righty, then.”
― Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall

“The customer is always right, Brook Lynn often said. And Jessie Kay agreed...unless the customer was a douche bag, and then he was just a douche bag.”
― Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall

“We’ll call ourselves Victorious Secret and our motto will be ‘We Live to Spank You.’ Duuude. Yes! I’m basically the smartest person in the world. Ever. You in? Of course you’re in. Practice begins tomorrow.”
― Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall

“I’m sorry,” she said softly. “Even if you’d looked like you were born downwind of an outhouse, I would have snapped a thousand photos of you. And then used those photos to blackmail you later, but my reasons are inconsequential.”
― Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall

“Haven’t you heard? Constipation is the new black. All the cool kids are doing it. Or not doing it.”
― Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall

“Jessie Kay had once briefly considered thinking about exercising along with Monica's video. Then she'd found a bag of Kit Kat Minis and the insane idea went back to hell where it belonged.”
― Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall

“But then, I deserve to lose you. For years you took care of me like a mother takes care of her child. You sacrificed for me. You loved me when I was unlovable and helped me when I scorned you. Saying thank you a thousand times wouldn’t be enough. Saying I’m sorry a million times might be a start.”
― Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall

“I have zero desire to be tossed around like some kind of meat bag just because I have possession of a ball anyone can buy at any sporting-goods store for less than twenty dollars.”
― Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall

“If I died, I’d expect my guy to mourn me forever, and if he tried to hook up with someone else, I’d haunt him till he ended up in a crazy house. Then I’d haunt the girl.”
― Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall