Tourner Quotes

“And I already gave you a present.”

“You gave me a heart attack,” he countered. “Do you often expose people to their phobias and call it a gift?”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Kalen: Um, hello. It’s Isobel.

Elijah: Good. You’re alive.

Gabriel: How was the cuddle?

Theodore: What cuddle?

She clicked on Kalen’s profile, changing his screen name to her own. Isobel: How do you know about that?

Gabriel: Who do you think told him how to do it?

Theodore: WHAT. CUDDLE?”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Do you want to sit down?”

She perched her butt on the edge of his desk, remembering alittle too late that she wasn’t wearing any underwear.

Easton levelled her with a cold expression. “On a chair, Carter.”

“Right.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Cian: Where the fuck?

Gabriel: Family centre, somewhere around the top floor if the view is anything to go by.
Gabriel: The why is less obvious.

Elijah: Seriously? It’s clearly a photoshoot. Her father is an Icon with a penchant for aggressive media campaigns. He will see her partly bonded status as an opportunity.

Gabriel: I said it was less obvious, not that it wasn’t still obvious.

Moses: Stop comparing brain size.

Kilian: Yeah, stop waving your big … brains around.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Kilian: Tell us.

Moses: Did he pop a stiffy?

Cian: Let’s not bring stiffies into the conversation.

Moses: Did YOU pop a stiffy?

Isobel: Cian did. And Kalen, I don’t remember.

Elijah: ISOBEL. You weren’t actually supposed to answer that question.

Kilian: But I am SO glad you did. I’m dead.

Moses: I was going to remove myself from the group. Now I think I’ll stay.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“There’s more than one?” Isobel screeched, scrambling to find her feet.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“She is definitely not Asian,” Kilian commented, having traced his stare. Cian smirked. “Maybe he’s working his way up to it.” “Up to what?” Theodore asked, latching onto their conversation with a desperate look on his face. Wallis was starting to get a little handsy, and he didn’t have Gabriel’s innate ability to be rude as fuck. “Who do you think?” Elijah muttered, staring up at the sky with a bored look.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Cian knew that Carter would be involved in whatever happened tonight, because he had pulled her card again. The Moon.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Elijah is a sadistic bastard. I respect that about him.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“It was confusing for her mind and body to be kissed by someone who looked like Kilian, who smelled like Kilian, who was as kind and caring and touchy as Kilian … only to have him declare that it meant nothing. It was confusing because she had already known it would mean nothing to him. So why had she enjoyed it? It can’t be me, you understand? He had insisted.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Oscar: Come to me, if you dare. Elijah: … Gabriel: That’s disturbing. Theodore: Highly disturbing. Isobel: Thank you for offering, Kilian, Theo, and Gabriel. Oscar: How pointed. Elijah: Technically, I also offered. Isobel: Technically, thank you too. Oscar: Ignore me one more time, Carter. Isobel: THANK YOU SATO FOR YOUR SCARY INVITATION.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Why”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“If you hang up right now, I’m going to put my fist so far through your face that I’ll be able to tie your fucking shoelaces.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“You gave me a heart attack,” he countered. “Do you often expose people to their phobias and call it a gift? Who the hell taught you how to be a Sigma? You’re doing it so wrong.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“You shouldn’t ever trust me,” Sato mumbled. “Not on anything except this. In that aspect, at least, you’re safe with me.”

“In that aspect, you’re safe with all of us.” Cian patted the bed. “Consent is black and white, sweetheart. A simple no will do when you’re uncomfortable.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Whatever you like. Mikki has us on a pretty strict diet, but Mikki isn’t here right now.”

“What’s the diet for?” she asked absently, picking up the room phone.

“The muscles you’re always drooling over”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“What are you wearing?” he asked bluntly.

“Hello to you too,” she responded haughtily, just as Cian replied, “Rich girl pyjamas.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“It depends on the situation.” He was outright laughing at her now. She could tell by the tone of his voice, even though he was managing to hold back the actual laughter. “But in any situation with you, it means nothing, okay?”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Kilian has invited you to a group: Everyone except Mikki. She snorted, clicking on it.

Kilian: Tell us.

Moses: Did he pop a stiffy?

Cian: Let’s not bring stiffies into the conversation.

Moses: Did YOU pop a stiffy?”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Oscar: Come to me, if you dare.

Elijah: …

Gabriel: That’s disturbing.

Theodore: Highly disturbing.

Isobel: Thank you for offering, Killian, Theo, and Gabriel”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Isobel: Will you still be a surrogate, Cian?

Oscar: Fucking hell.

Moses: See? It’s already starting.

Cian: Of course, doll. But it can’t always be me. You might form an attachment to me.

Isobel: No danger of that.

Cian: Wow.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Oscar: Let’s revisit the cuddling discussion.

Kilian: Give us details, baby.

Isobel: Why? She frowned down at the screen.

Oscar: Not every day I get leverage over Kalen.

Kilian: I just like details. I’m a detail-oriented guy.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Kalen: Um, hello. It’s Isobel.

Elijah: Good. You’re alive. Gabriel: How was the cuddle?

Theodore: What cuddle?

She clicked on Kalen’s profile, changing his screen name to her own. Isobel: How do you know about that?

Gabriel: Who do you think told him how to do it?

Theodore: WHAT. CUDDLE?”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Yes?”

“This is your fake emergency call.” Elijah sounded bored.

“Blah blah emergency blah.”

“Is everything okay?” Kalen bit out.

“Clearly not.”

“I’ll be there in an hour.”

“You’re a terrible actor. You only have one tone: angry.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Moses: She definitely knows, and she’s pissed.

Kilian: How pissed?

Moses: She’s out for blood.

Oscar: Oh well, it was going to happen eventually.

Theodore: Easy for you to say. She already hates you.

Oscar: There’s a fine line. And I’m the only one who didn’t pretend to be her friend, so I guess I’ve just taken your place as favourite, pretty boy.

Theodore has left the chat.

Moses: Seriously, O? I’m the one who has to deal with him now.

Elijah: How can you be sure? Add Theo back.

Theodore has joined the chat.
Theodore has left the chat.

Elijah: I swear to fucking god. Add him again, and tell him Oscar is muted.

Theodore has joined the chat.

Oscar has been muted.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Ashford?”

“Call me Cian.”

“Why would I do that?”

“Why should you call me by my name?”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Her mate had a girlfriend. Or at least he was sexually active. Or … just really into people swinging from the ceiling? She didn’t understand what the weird text was about. Maybe it was a settlement thing. Maybe the ceiling-swinging was a settlement thing too.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Do you want a reward?” Sato purred. “I’ve got one in my pants for you.”

“Okay, that’s disgusting.” Moses suddenly turned on Sato. “The fuck is wrong with you? She’s basically my sister-in-law at this point.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Maybe he’s working his way up to it.”

“Up to what?” Theodore asked, latching onto their conversation with a desperate look on his face. Wallis was starting to get a little handsy, and he didn’t have Gabriel’s innate ability to be rude as fuck.

“Who do you think?" Elijah muttered, staring up at the sky with a bored look.

“Now it’s a who?”
― Jane Washington, Tourner

“Not even her own psychotic creations respected her.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner