Pants Quotes

Quotes tagged as "pants" Showing 1-30 of 46
Kiera Cass
“I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants.”
Kiera Cass, The Selection

Anne Bishop
“When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.”
Anne Bishop, Queen of the Darkness

Lauren Oliver
“It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered to wear shoes.”
Lauren Oliver, Delirium

Erik Pevernagie
“Beauty can be wearing out easily, like glitzy pants, slowly waning through the tiredness of age, the fickleness of neglect, the boredom of habit, or the revenge of poor treatment. ("Absence of beauty was like hell")”
Erik Pevernagie

“Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on.
-Annik Marchand”
Ann Brashares, Girls in Pants: The Third Summer of the Sisterhood

William Shatner
“If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.”
William Shatner

Amanda Hocking
“Yeah, but they're PURPLE pants," Bobby said as if that made some kind of distinction. "Hence, I'm awesome.”
Amanda Hocking, Wisdom

Mark Hamill
“Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants.”
Mark Hamill

“From time to time, you may see a girl wearing her black opaque tights as pants. They are, in fact, not.”
Nina Garcia, The One Hundred: A Guide to the Pieces Every Stylish Woman Must Own

Brandon Sanderson
“She wore trousers, because skirts were stupid, and boots, 'cuz stuff needed to be kicked.”
Brandon Sanderson, Shadows of Self

Arkady Strugatsky
“...It's like trying to fit an octopus into a pair of tuxedo pants. And not a plain octopus at that, but an octopus that doesn't even exist.”
Arkady Strugatsky, Definitely Maybe

John Green
“I am concussed,' I announced, entirely sure of my self-diagnosis.
''You're fine,' Takumi said as he jogged back towards me. ''Let's get out of here before we're killed.''
''I'm sorry,' I said. ''But I can't get up. I have suffered a mild concussion.''
Lara ran out and sat down next to me.
''Are you OK?''
''I am concussed,'' I said.
Takumi sat down with me and looked me in the eye. ''Do you know what happened to you?''
''The beast got me.''
''Do you know where you are?''
''I'm on a triple-and-a-half date.''
''You're fine,'' Takumi said. ''Let's go.''
And then I leaned forward and threw up on Lara's pants.”
John Green, Looking for Alaska

Rick Riordan
“Malcolm looked like the perfect battlefield commander, except for the fact that he'd forgotten his pants. His red briefs made quite a statement with his sword and leather cuirass.”
Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

Santosh Kalwar
“Originality is putting its pants on while orthodoxy is ready to deliver.”
Santosh Kalwar

“The best thing about retirement is not having to wear pants!”
Mark Hewer

Israelmore Ayivor
“The circumference of your breast may change; the shape of your hips may change; the size of your pants may also change. But your life never changes unless your thoughts, your plans and your actions change! Think big things!”
Israelmore Ayivor, Daily Drive 365

R.X. Bird
“Love caught me with my pants down, watering skeleton flowers and humming the blues.”
R. X. Bird

Craig Groeschel
“If you're a follower of Jesus, He has given you abundance so that you can care for others, not so you can stock up on capri pants for next summer or afford a leather interior in the new SUV.”
Craig Groeschel, Weird: Because Normal Isn't Working

Patrick Wensink
“Needless to say, it'll make the competition look like crapped pants”
Patrick Wensink, Broken Piano for President

Craig Groeschel
“If you're a follower of Jesus, He has given you abundance so that you can care for others, not so you can stock up on capri pants for next summer or afford a leather interior in the new SUV. As long as you don't own the responsibility of being blessed with resources so that you can give to those around you, then you can stay focused on getting more for yourself.”
Craig Groeschel, Weird: Because Normal Isn't Working

“So what’s the rule of thumb? Some say you should always match your socks to your shoes. Others say you should always match your socks to your pants. The correct answer is pants. And so in the case of jeans and brown shoes, I would go with navy socks.
One note on sock-and-pant etiquette: if you’re wearing socks with dress pants, you should reveal no leg skin. It’s like a bare midriff: you don’t want to see it. It’s different if you’re wearing shoes without socks, which is fine in casual settings.”
Tim Gunn, Tim Gunn's Fashion Bible: The Fascinating History of Everything in Your Closet

Craig D. Lounsbrough
“If the seat of our pants are worn thin, it’s probably because we’ve been flying by the seat of them far too long.”
Craig D. Lounsbrough

Steven Magee
“When in the presence of a USA law enforcement, remember that sudden moves, running away, driving away, moving towards them, not following instructions, having a gun, and pulling up your pants may get you legally killed.”
Steven Magee

Jessica Marie Baumgartner
“Plants are the ultimate symbols of life.”
Jessica Marie Baumgartner, Walk Your Path: A Magical Awakening

Anthony Liccione
“If we call shorts (shorts).. shouldn't we call pants (longs)?”
Anthony Liccione

M.P. Fitzgerald
“She regarded Arthur with the corners of her eyes as she drove, noting that he was wearing a seatbelt, even though there was no more law requiring him to do so. There was no seatbelt around her, and in truth if she was the van's only occupant there wouldn't be any pants either.”
M.P. Fitzgerald, A Happy Bureaucracy

Barry Paris
“I have a great longing for trousers, and if I ask you in time maybe you can put in a little sequence with the trousers? Maybe her dressed as soldier, going to Napoleon's tent at night or something. I'm sorry not to contribute anything more but it is merely to remind you about the trousers. Trousers - girls in trousers. Pressed trousers. Girls. Trousers, trousers.”
Barry Paris, Garbo

Stephen King
“If it had two legs and belt-loops, it was a pair of pants. Never mind the color.”
Stephen King, The Stand

Ian Slatter
“Can we stop talking about my pants, please?”
Ian Slatter, Danny Mann Super Fan

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