Ouch Quotes

Quotes tagged as "ouch" (showing 1-16 of 16)
Tammara Webber
“I've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not.”
Tammara Webber, Easy

Josephine Angelini
“My whole life I've wondered what it feels like to be loved like that. To be loved more.”
Josephine Angelini, Goddess

Christina Lauren
“For the first time in my life I was admitting defeat.”
Christina Lauren, Beautiful Bastard

Sherman Alexie
“A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.”
Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

Erin McCahan
“I don't really see how I can keep being with you. Would you want to be with someone who just told you they could never love you?”
Erin McCahan, Love and Other Foreign Words
tags: ouch

Suzanne Palmieri
“Truth is worse than soap in the eyes.”
Suzanne Palmieri, The Witch of Belladonna Bay

“Fake Math owes its existence to a number of things and people who have inspired and assisted this book on its way into the world.”
ryan fitzpatrick, Fake Math

Morgan Matson
“I realized there was a piece of me that had been waiting for this to happen ever since we'd become friends - the moment when Sloane would realize I wasn't cool enough, or daring enough, to be her best friend.”
Morgan Matson, Since You've Been Gone

“He’s not an JERK, he’s just a JERK to you!”
Renee Wade
tags: ouch

“The word sorry doesn't mean the guilt is there and saying I forgive you doesn't mean the hurt has gone away.”
Unknown Author 47
tags: ouch

Mary Buchan
“When it hurts, don’t be afraid to say ouch!”
Mary Buchan, Over iT: How to Live Above Your Circumstances and Beyond Yourself

J.M.  Richards
“Well, as I said, you look terrible, for one thing. Beat-up terrible. Like someone was using you as a punching bag.” He ran a hand gently over his face. “Is it really that bad?” He sighed as I nodded. “Is that the only reason for your concern, Dr. Fisher?” He paused in between bites.”
J.M. Richards, Tall, Dark Streak of Lightning

George R.R. Martin
“Then Royce's parry came a beat too late. The pale sword bit through the ringmail beneath his arm. The young Lord cried out in pain. Blood welled between the rings. It seemed red as fire where they touched the snow.”
George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

Christine Feehan
“What plan of action? What can be done? We can’t fight the whole society.”
“I was thinking we could use you as bait and draw them into a trap,” Gregori said, straight-faced.
Gary’s eyes widened in alarm. “I’m not sure I like that plan. Sounds a little risky to me.” He looked at Savannah for support.
Gregori shrugged his broad shoulders in a casual shrug. “I do not see a risk.”
Savannah’s small clenched fist thumped his stomach in retaliation. Gregori glanced down at her with surprise. “Is this when I am supposed to say ouch?”
Savannah and Gary exchanged a long, mournful groan. “Why did I want him to have a sense of humor?” she wondered.
Gary shook his head. “Don’t be asking me. You created the monster.”
Christine Feehan, Dark Magic

“Don't get salty with me!"
"Whoops... Sorry, put a little too much strength into it there."
"...Ohhh..." Haruhiro came close to fainting in agony. Barbara-sensei had struck him in the crotch.

If I keep training here, am I eventually going to end up impotent!? he wondered.”
Ao Jūmonji, Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash: Volume 2

“Yume to Ranta: Just by bein’ there, your existence itself is loud and annoyin’.”
Ao Jūmonji, Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash: Volume 1
tags: humor, ouch