Witty Quotes Quotes

Quotes tagged as "witty-quotes" (showing 1-30 of 82)
Terry Pratchett
“-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?
-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.”
Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

Terry Pratchett
“You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.”
Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

J.K. Rowling
“Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly visible and uncomfortable for both parties concerned.”
J.K. Rowling, The Casual Vacancy

Amit Kalantri
“If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.”
Amit Kalantri

Candace C. Bowen
“Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.”
Candace C. Bowen

“The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.”
Robert Brault

Amit Kalantri
“Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

Amit Kalantri
“When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.”
Amit Kalantri

Amit Kalantri
“You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.”
Amit Kalantri

Ankita Singhal
“Dear Mr. Right

People say you don't exist. Yes, I agree no one is perfect but people can be right with all the imperfections and flaws. Can't they? So, You must know that I do believe in you. I do believe somewhere out there you do exist.

Yesterday my friend told me that you aren't riding a White horse but the tortoise that is why you are taking eons to reach me. But that's okay with me, I don't have any preference for your choice of a commute as long as you are using Google Maps with me as your destination.

You must have detoured a lot. Hope you had fun but now it's time we start our own adventure. So, reach soon.

Yours Forever”
Ankita Singhal

Amit Kalantri
“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

Suzanne Enoch
“The animal is making quite a mess,” the butler droned.
“Are you referring to the monkey, or to my nephew?” Fennington drawled, strolling into the room.
“Hm. How long did you lurk outside the room waiting forthat opportunity?” Bennett asked”
Suzanne Enoch, The Care and Taming of a Rogue

Amit Kalantri
“Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

Amit Kalantri
“Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

Amit Kalantri
“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

Ljupka Cvetanova
“I watched you undress. Shame on you!”
Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

Helene Munson
“Truth like beauty seems to be in the eye and mind of the beholder.”
Helene Munson

Amit Kalantri
“I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

“When someone tells me to pray my regards, I always turn around to ask cash or card?”
EverSkeptic

Lyndsay Faye
“I looked up in curiosity. Behind us stood the Brown and Eagle Wool Warehouse and Schneider's Cap Factory, both constructed with that wholehearted devotion to industry that sullied the word architecture.”
Lyndsay Faye, Dust and Shadow: An Account of the Ripper Killings by Dr. John H. Watson

“Dear Marie Tussaud,
Fake people are everywhere, you do not have to waste wax creating them”
Haritha Velpureddy

Laurie Nadel
“The only sharks I’m afraid of are the ones that wear three-piece suits and write memos.”
Laurie Nadel, Dancing with the Wind: A True Story of Zen in the Art of Windsurfing

Brian Spellman
“Swallowed my pride and shit lions.”
Brian Spellman, If the mind fits, shrink it

“The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor”
EverSkeptic

Adhish Mazumder
“It is the belief that we instill in them that makes them work round the clock to ensure it comes true.”
Adhish Mazumder, Solemn Tales of Human Hearts

Ljupka Cvetanova
“A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.”
Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

“Husband's heart is always bigger than wife's. Because his fist is bigger than her's.”
Haritha Velpureddy

“Rhetoric abounds in the cemeteries of reason.”
Miguel Queah

Amit Kalantri
“I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.”
Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

“I concur concordantly with no discord in my accord.”
Ben Caesar

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