Lesser Evils Quotes

“When was the last time you were with a man? In the Biblical sense."
"I thought the Bible frowned on that."
That made him chuckle. "You're talking to a preacher's son here. The Bible frowns on many things, and yet seems good on slavery and selling your daughters, so I'm thinking it's schizophrenic at best.”
― Andrea Speed, Lesser Evils

“It’s an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.”

“I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job.”
― Andrea Speed, Lesser Evils

“There’s nothing to give away. I get so exhausted being what people want me to be that when I’m on my own, I enjoy being nothing to no one. You have no idea how tiring it is always being someone else.”
― Andrea Speed, Lesser Evils

“Did you kiss me?”

“What? Why would you think that?” His smirking face seemed to give nothing away.

“You bastard! Who cops a feel on an unconscious man?”

“Not me. I like my feelees conscious.”
― Andrea Speed, Lesser Evils

“Roan rested his forehead against his and put a hand on his chest. Sweet man, one he didn’t
deserve. “I’m sorry.”
“For what?”
“The insanity that is my life. Me.”
“Hey, I signed up for this ride. I knew from past experience that sexy men were always trouble,
and it wasn’t like your reputation didn’t precede you. I have no one to blame but myself.”
“You think I’m sexy?”
“Don’t fish for compliments.”
― Andrea Speed, Lesser Evils

“Shit was getting to Roan, but it was getting to Dylan too. Everyone just needed a hug and possibly some quaaludes, but hey, who was he to judge?”
― Andrea Speed, Lesser Evils