Pirate Witch Quotes

“Oh, fancy seeing you here.” Cas grins. “First time in the time-out zone?”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“We’re free, and you’re fucked.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“Where’s Kier?” I realise.

“Probably with Nilsa,” Cas mutters, taking his glass gratefully. “The guy’s a borderline stalker.”

“He gets away with it because of the glamour,” Rysen says, sipping at the liquid suspiciously. “She’d kick his ass for it otherwise.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“Does he even realise how ridiculous he looks with his hair falling in his face like that? Not that Nilsa agrees with me. No, she’s blushing again. How is it that the fae hasn’t been able to speak to her for months and he’s still getting sweet blushes, big eyed stares, and heated looks out of her? Maybe it’s a sign I need to shut my mouth. I scoff at my own thoughts. Like that’s going to fucking happen.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“Rysen looked like he was about to pass out when he saw how much weight you’ve lost.” I’ve lost weight? I snort and take his hand.

“Charming. You know you’re not supposed to mention a lady’s weight to her, right?”

“I’m a pirate, not a gentleman.” He pulls me up. “You want nice words and manners? Ask Kier or Klaus.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“Small breasts, I muse, flicking my tongue against her sensitive bud before retreating to lick around it, are seriously underrated.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“And I adore you in return. Now, let’s get this over with so that I can make love to you on one of Mirna’s beautiful white beaches.”

How am I supposed to not kiss him when he says things like that? I fuse our mouths together, swallowing his gasp of surprise, and sweep my tongue out to taste him. Only to be cut off as retching noises interrupt the moment with the subtlety of a wrecking ball. I flush slightly as I realise Reva is miming gagging beside me as Elsie and Cooper stare at the two of us in horrified fascination.

“Can you just… refrain?” Elsie squeaks. “Just until we deal with the problem at hand? Now doesn’t really seem like the correct time for fornication…”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“I will not glow. I do not need that asshole to validate me. I am a strong, independent woman who can prove my own worth, damnit. Goddess, I would kill to know what’s in that letter.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“You sound like my mother,” Klaus snorts. “War is horrid, but allowing everything we hold dear to be destroyed in the name of maintaining peace with a monster is even worse.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“My sister—Annette—and I lived under her thumb for so long, and we drank the cure because we didn’t know any better. How can you believe that a system is corrupt if you’re raised to live on the benefits that same corruption reaps?”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“Everyone said I wouldn’t make it past the palace wall, as well, and I would’ve succeeded if not for your nephew walking in.”

“A child?” Sade snorts. “You let one child get in the way of ridding the world of that evil bitch?”

I level my best glare at her next. “I don’t traumatise children. My Goddess demands death, not the innocence of babies.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“the people pretending the hardest are often more broken than the ones with their scars on display for the world to see.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“If I lose myself, it’s not me who will suffer. It’s them. They’ll have to look into my eyes as bits of me slip away until I’m a stranger in their mate’s body.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“I trail off into my musings, wondering how to broach the Lunar love of orgies with my harem.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“people pretending the hardest are often more broken than the ones with their scars on display for the world to see.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“We’re all a little broken on this ship, aren’t we?” I mumble. “No more than anyone else,” Rysen replies, then clears his throat. “No one has a perfect life, though many like to pretend that they do.” He pulls away. “In my experience, the people pretending the hardest are often more broken than the ones with their scars on display for the world to see.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“In the Stars, there is no more pain. Only joy and reunion with those we have loved. May your memory bring tears, then fond smiles, and finally peace to those who follow behind.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“I’m not sure which is worse, feeling like my emotions are about to burst out of my skin, or feeling nothing at all.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“It’s just bottling up emotions requires far less strength than actually facing up to and owning them.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch

“Hopefully, in time…” “That’s bullshit. Time doesn’t make that shit go away, and youth doesn’t make it any easier. Those are just lies we tell ourselves because we don’t like the reality that children feel loss, and adults can’t do anything about it.”
― Marie Mistry, Pirate Witch