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#1

“If you feel comfortable enough to spill your guts to a stranger you pay per hour to do that with, then you'll be receptive to the idea of taking pharmaceutical dry ice with side effects that range from egregious to deadly.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: drugs, medication, prescription, prescription-drugs, prescriptions, side-effects, therapist, therapists, therapy

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#2

“I'd commit war crimes for horchata, you don't wanna know what I'd do to never return to the office.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: horchata, job, office, office-work, office-worker, the-office, war-crimes, work

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#3

“If you start Forrest Gump at exactly 10:38:57 PM on New Years Eve, you can ring in the new year with Lieutenant Dan.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: forest-gump, funny, humor, lieutenant-dan, new-years, new-years-day, new-years-eve, time

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#4

“People would look at teachers differently if they had to wear the uniform for their second job when on the clock”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: job, teachers, work, workers, working

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#5

“The global mind control grid doesn't want you thinking about the global mind control grid; it doesn't want you telling anyone about it either.

The global mind control grid doesn't want you thinking about the global mind control grid; it doesn't want you telling anyone about it either.

The global mind control grid doesn't want you thinking about the global mind control grid

it doesn't want you telling anyone about it either.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: global, grid, mind-control, telling, thinking

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#6

“Join my gang, the better whites. It's an open ethnocrypto network, basically we're latinos & mediterraneans and don't trust cash.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: cash, crypto, cryptocurrency, ethnicity, gang, latino, latinos, mediterraneans, white

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#7

“Somewhere a girl is working as a waitress in a new city, clean break and sees a guy who got stood up on a blind date.

She never tells him why the clean break, why the move, they date and then the wedding is called off years later.

This happens once a week somewhere in America.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: america, blind-date, date, dating, relationship, relationships, waitress, wedding

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#8

“Fat is a description. We decide for ourselves, and others, if its an insult or not.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: description, fat, insult, weight

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#9

“When giving instructions, or evaluating a proposal, it helps to be a specific and not to assume the other side understands what we mean.

We must always be prepared for the fact that the listener may be stupid.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: assume, assumption, evaluating, instructions, listen, listener, proposal, stupid

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#10

“We are approaching a soft data catastrophe. Entire lives, from tastes in music and clothes to deepest personal convictions - all produced by networks of feedback between datamining and content recommendation algorithms.

The 'catastrophe' is when these algorithms unconsciously (or maybe, consciously?) lead people down presupposed paths for modern and emerging markets.

Algorithms could right now be helping make people convert to a religion, drug addicts, vegan, LGBTQ, ethnonarcissists, fat, cult members, suicidal, narcissists, atheist, poly, mass shooters...”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: algorithm, algorithms, catastrophe, data, lives, markets, people

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#11

“According to the Stanford encyclopedia of Philosophy, Socrates never wore shoes, could bench twice his weight, and was impervious to the effects of alcohol and cold. He did not care for fashion and his gait was that of one who truly did not give a shit.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: alcohol, ancient-greece, cold, greece, lifting, philosopher, philosophy, shoes, socrates, weightlifting

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#12

“Socratese was a famous IRL troll of pre-internets Greece credited with inventing the 1st recorded trolling technique and otherwise laying the foundation of western philosophy.

Accounts of his successful trolls are in the form of TL;DR copypasta on Plato's livejournal. They have been causing all manner of butthurt and ass disaster for thousands of years in philosophy 101 classes around the world”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: ancient-greece, copypasta, greece, livejournal, philosopher, philosophy, plato, socrates, troll, trolling

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#13

“Impressed how some women can use victims of rape and incest to support their decision to have unprotected sex with strangers.

They never seem worried about STDs either.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: incest, rape, sex, std, stds, unprotected-sex, victims, women

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#14

“A man in disheveled clothing approaches you with a knife and tells you to give him your belongings.

Imagine...

You take a deep breath and blow your community assistance horn, and the local de-escalation enthusiast arrives on his unicycle. He drapes him with the comfort blanket and gives him a hug, whispering in his ear that things will be okay.

You are stabbed 37 times and he uses the Subway gift card that was in your purse to buy himself a sweet onion chicken teriyaki sandwich from the $3.99 Sub of the Day menu

Isn't this public safety?”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: community, community-assistance, crime, deescalation, subway

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#15

“If a guy has a thing for black women - jungle fever.

If a guy has a thing for asian women - yellow fever.

If a guy has a thing for indian women - curry craving.

Is there a term for having a thing for white women? What about latina woman?

For white women: Calcium deficiency? White delight? Snowburn? Mayo madness? Reverse-colonialism? Racism? The other white meat?

Empanada ecstacy? Guacamole grip? Tostones temptation? Arepa amor? Cafe con leche? A taste for churros? Sofrito satisfaction? Cortez' revenge? Catholocism? Arroz con pussy? Chile con culo?”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: asian, black, indian, latina, men, white, women

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#16

“People speak of therapy as if it is some failsafe ordeal with a 100% success rate when it clearly isn't.

Its a really strange, childish and reductive way to see the world”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: therapist, therapists, therapy

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#17

“Women who see a therapist who is also a woman is destined to be unhappy and will have endless jargon that can easily be warped and restructured to keep them walking circles in the desert thinking they've crossed the horizon every session.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: therapist, therapists, therapy, women

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#18

“If he loves Indian women its masala madness, if she loves Indian men she's probably ugly.”
― stained hanes

tags: indian, masala, men, women

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#19

“One of the biggest things I miss is the internet used to be an escape from meatspace. Now "internet" is so ingrained everywhere there is no longer that sense of escape. People don't say "g2g" or "ttyl" anymore because they never sign off.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: escape, escapism, g2g, internet, meatspace, real-life, sign-off, the-internet, ttyl

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#20

“In 2005 software actually had designs. Now everything is flat, colorless, without icons, without borders, gradients, just horrible. Mobile ruined everything, everything is just practical now.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: 2005, design, designs, gradients, internet, mobile, software, website, websites

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#21

“Google hit such a degree of control in their operation of YouTube that they can tweak the algorithms just right to recommend very peculiar kinds of videos to suit economic and social changes.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: algorithm, algorithms, changes, economic, google-youtube, social, videos

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#22

“Ah, the days when your desktop had less than half the memory on your current phone.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: cell-phone, cell-phones, cellphone, cellphones, desktop, memory, phone

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#23

“Contra prepared me for Metal Slug. Thanks Konami.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: contra, konami, metal-slug, video-games

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#24

“So if you'll excuse me I'm going to yell at phantom children to stay off my non-existent lawn. I will tell them how arcade games were the original multiplayer if they make nice and choose not to get help from the bottle kids.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: arcade, arcade-games, arcades, bottle-kids, children, lawn, multiplayer, phantom, phantom-children

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#25

“Playing the maze game on Microsoft Encarta, downloading Simpsons episodes on IRC, geocities and angelfire websites so shitty it was beyond hilarious, violent stick figure animations made with Macromedia Flash on StickDeath, StickSuicide and SFDT, no moderation on forums, what was a place for elitists and sophisticated outcasts primarily from western countries became streamlined starting with kids getting cellphones around 2000 and texting each other on a keypad that wasn't made for it. By 2003 or 4 hardly any kids went outside during summer.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: angelfire, cellphone, forums, geocities, irc, kids, simpsons, summer, texting, the-simpsons

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#26

“Back in the early 2000s you were called a freak, loser, virgin, nerd or weirdo by women for using the internet. Now look at them.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: 2000s, freak, internet, irony, loser, nerd, the-internet, virgin, weirdo, women

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#27

“There were actual online communities, and the lack of free options prevented people from forming their own personal hugboxes and fiefdoms.

There was no discord or free voice servers for the most part. Someone in your crew had to pay for TeamSpeak or Ventrilo server. This meant people had to cooperate and get along.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: discord, internet, online, online-community, teamspeak, the-internet, ventrilo, voice-servers

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#28

“Meatspace and the internet were almost completely separate things, and now its mutated into this horrifying semi-permanent hyperreality.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: hyperreality, internet, meatspace, online, the-internet

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#29

“Do you remember how people talked about the internet 15 years ago? It was this weird place full of scammers and fucked up shit, now its totally casualized.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: internet, online, scam, scammers, scams, the-internet

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#30

“The internet has more or less been in its present form, technology just had to catch up.

Trolls, death threats, porn, riveting discussion, free multimedia, art, fandoms, hacking, crimes against humanity and lonely people at your fingertips even on AOL, Compuserve or Prodigy.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: aol, art, compuserve, internet, porn, prodigy, technology, the-internet, trolls

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