The Simpsons Quotes

Quotes tagged as "the-simpsons" (showing 1-14 of 14)
Matt Groening
“I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."

Homer Simpson”
Matt Groening

Matt Groening
“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

Homer Simpson”
Matt Groening

Matt Groening
“This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!"

Homer Simpson”
Matt Groening

Matt Groening
“D'OH!”
Matt Groening

Matt Groening
“Did you hear something?"

"No."

"Did I hear something?"

"...I don't know...”
Matt Groening

Matt Groening
“Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No."
--Leonard Nimoy”
Matt Groening

Matt Groening
“Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.”
Matt Groening

Matt Groening
“Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."
--Reverend Lovejoy”
Matt Groening

Matt Groening
“When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!"

(Homer Simpson)”
Matt Groening

Matt Groening
“Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons."
--Mr. Burns”
Matt Groening

Lisa Simpson
“You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people did before you.”
Lisa Simpson

Simon Singh
“meantime, here is a list of degrees for five of the nerdiest writers: J. STEWART BURNS BS Mathematics, Harvard University MS Mathematics, UC Berkeley DAVID S. COHEN BS Physics, Harvard University MS Computer Science, UC Berkeley AL JEAN BS Mathematics, Harvard University KEN KEELER BS Applied Mathematics, Harvard University PhD Applied Mathematics, Harvard University JEFF WESTBROOK BS Physics, Harvard University PhD Computer Science, Princeton University”
Simon Singh

Simon Singh
“This special was followed one month later by “Bart the Genius.” This was the first genuine episode of The Simpsons , inasmuch as it premiered the famous trademark opening sequence and included the debut of Bart’s notorious catchphrase “Eat my shorts.” Most noteworthy of all, “Bart the Genius” contains a serious dose of mathematics. In many ways, this episode set the tone for what was to follow over the next two decades, namely a relentless series of numerical references and nods to geometry that would earn The Simpsons a special place in the hearts of mathematicians.”
Simon Singh, The Simpsons and Their Mathematical Secrets

“Lisa: I pick up books like you pick up beers!
Homer: Then you have a serious reading problem.”
The Simpsons