Simpsons Quotes

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Matt Groening
“I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”
Matt Groening

Matt Groening
“Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
— Russ Cargill”
Matt Groening

Matt Groening
“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”
Matt Groening, The Big Book of Hell

“Alice is fictional. This isn't.”
Jess C. Scott, Zombie Mania: A Zombie Apocalypse Parody

Matt Groening
“Welcome to Suckersville, man.”
Matt Groening, The Simpsons : A Complete Guide to Our Favorite Family

Matt Groening
“But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.”
Homer Simpson

Matt Groening
“Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson”
Matt Groening

“Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson”
Homer Simpson

“Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?”
Homer Simpson

“SIMPSONS BLUFFER'S RULE #2
The competent bluffer should always refer to the performers who play The Simpsons as 'the voice talent' never 'actors'.
For extra effect, drop their first names... This implies some tacit familiarity and your bluffee will simply melt before your eyes like the witch in The Wizard of Oz”
Paul Couch, The Bluffer's Guide to The Simpsons

“I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!
Grandpa Simpson”
Abe Simpson

“That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college.”
Homer Simpson