Stds Quotes (12 quotes)

“She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease." I say that would only be a problem if I wanted to live a lot longer. Fertility says, " That's how I feel about my giant credit card debt." So we have sex. If you could call it that.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

tags: barren, credit-card-debt, debt, sex, std, stds, sterility

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“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.”
― Ahmed Mostafa

tags: chocolate, condom-funny, condoms, no-glove-no-love, sad-truth, safe-sex, sex, stds, take-a-chance, wrapped

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“AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: abstain, abstinence, aids, celibacy, celibate, condom, condoms, contraception, dead, death, guilt, guilty, hiv, hiv-negative, hiv-positive, innocence, innocent, presumption, presumption-of-innocence, sex, std, stds, sti, stis

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“On top of everything else, Boobie's got the clap.”
― Adam Rapp, 33 Snowfish

tags: first-sentence, gonorrhea, sex, stds

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“I hope she has an STD. I hope she has all the STDs known to man, and a few new ones she'd created all on her own.”
― L.J. Shen, Midnight Blue

tags: indie, jelousy, stds

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“As much as SEX is a stress reliever, there are other benefits like: Pregnancy and STDs.”
― DON SANTO

tags: pregnancy-quotes, sex, sexy-humor, stds

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“Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: abortion, aids, condom, condomise, condomize, condoms, contraceptive, contraceptives, hiv, hiv-aids, on-the-pill, pill, pills, pregnancies, pregnancy, prevent, prevention, sex, sex-101, sex-education, sex101, sexual-intercourse, std, stds, sti, stis, the-pill

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“Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: adage, adages, aids, aphorism, aphorisms, avenge, avenger, avengers, avenges, axiom, axioms, bedridden, clinic, condom, condomise, condomize, condoms, curable, cure, deep, dictum, dictums, epigram, epigrams, get-tested, gnome, gnomes, got-tested, hiv, hiv-negative, hiv-positive, humor, humour, insightful, made-me-think, make-you-think, maxim, maxims, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quotes, revenge, revenger, revengers, revenges, safe-sex, satire, satirical, saying, sayings, sex, sexual-intercourse, sexually-transmitted-diseases, sexually-transmitted-infections, std, stds, sti, stis, terminal, test, tested, thought-provoking, thoughtful

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“Unprotected sex is often a subconscious attempt to commit delayed assisted suicide.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: aids, condoms, hiv, hiv-aids, morning-after-pill, relationships, sex, stds, unprotected-sex, world-aids-day

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“Impressed how some women can use victims of rape and incest to support their decision to have unprotected sex with strangers.

They never seem worried about STDs either.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

tags: incest, rape, sex, std, stds, unprotected-sex, victims, women

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“Condomizing makes it way less difficult for you not to worry about the sex life or lives of the person or people who are also sleeping with your partner.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: aids, cheating, condom, condomize, hiv, std, stds, sti, stis, unfaithful

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“Lust doesn’t last, but herpes is forever.”
― Angeline Boulley, Firekeeper’s Daughter

tags: love, stds

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