Troll Magnets

Books whose negative reviews set free a gruesome avalanche of hairy, ugly, illiterate creatures, also known as Trolls.

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78 books · 70 voters · list created September 19th, 2011 by deleted user.
Tags: bad, worst
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message 1: by Samantha (new)

Samantha Souza do I have to vote on all of them? Cause I only voted for a few.


message 2: by Cory (new)

Cory You already added all the good ones. Wait, I have two more.


message 3: by Steph (new)

Steph Sinclair Still going strong on being troll-less, but CoFA was a big one. A lot of my GR friends received trolls for that book.


message 4: by Cory (last edited Sep 18, 2011 07:17PM) (new)

Cory The Bible and A Game of Thrones. Unless they were already added. I tend to tl;dr if there are more than ten items.


message 5: by Cory (new)

Cory Cillian wrote: "Dude, I already had those."

See, my attention span if for null. Told you, you already added the good ones. umm... Thirteen Reasons Why! Yes. I've seen trolls on the 1 stars. Hah.


message 6: by Cory (new)

Cory I can't believe I forgot the Potter trolls. Me, Manny, and Beth argued with one for two days. It just wouldn't shut up. But, it was "kind of" intelligent. I'd give it that.


message 7: by Steph (new)

Steph Sinclair Oh, that's right. Remember we had that serious discussion with the one lady on Katya's review of GoF who insisted JK just had to be anti-feministic because none of the women had jobs after having kids (or the ones who did weren't married or mothers)? Then she went on to say stay at home mothers don't save families time and money. That woman frustrated me.

I mean, I'm all for looking at the flaws in my favorite books. And I agree that Harry and Ron mistreated Hermione, but c'mon.


Spider the Doof Warrior True... but they did also seem to appreciate her a lot too. They could be thoughtless though, especially Ron. But you see him trying to get better.

I was disagreeing with someone's review of HP. I hope I did not sound like a troll.


message 9: by Brigid ✩ (new)

Brigid ✩ Of all those books, I've only gotten trolls on my Halo and Hunger Games reviews ... There are some other books I can add to the list, though. ;)


message 10: by Cory (last edited Sep 18, 2011 08:17PM) (new)

Cory Stephanie wrote: "Oh, that's right. Remember we had that serious discussion with the one lady on Katya's review of GoF who insisted JK just had to be anti-feministic because none of the women had jobs after having k..."

I don't think she's anti-feminist, but I wouldn't exactly hold her up as the pedestal of feminism either. I, generally, don't agree with her portrayal of women, nor do I really care for more than three or four characters, but not to the point where I think that she's a misogynist. Me and HP are kind of like me and Astrology. I used to be into it, really into it, but now? Meh. I really don't like discussing it with die hard fans.

But no, I wasn't referring to Kaethe, though I hate the way Hermione is treated by Ron and Harry, and no Synesthesia, I wasn't referring to you. Here: http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/...


Spider the Doof Warrior ok. I'm trying to disagree but not be trolly and rude about it...

Or agree...


message 12: by Cory (new)

Cory Synesthesia wrote: "ok. I'm trying to disagree but not be trolly and rude about it...

Or agree..."


You were not trolly and rude. Not unless you stated: JRK IS A GEGNIUSNQ!!!!! WHY DO U NOT SEINERW!!!!!!!!!!!!@# EVERYTHEINF MAKEUES SENSE!!#@!


message 13: by John (new)

John Egbert Cory wrote: "Synesthesia wrote: "ok. I'm trying to disagree but not be trolly and rude about it...

Or agree..."

You were not trolly and rude. Not unless you stated: JRK IS A GEGNIUSNQ!!!!! WHY DO U NOT SEINER..."


._.

I can't even understand what that says.


message 14: by Steph (new)

Steph Sinclair Cory wrote: "Stephanie wrote: "Oh, that's right. Remember we had that serious discussion with the one lady on Katya's review of GoF who insisted JK just had to be anti-feministic because none of the women had j..."

I think I'm a bit more forgiving of HP (at the moment) because A)It's been YEARS since I've read any of the books and B)it's a childhood favorite and I'm one of those people who actually grew up reading HP as they came out. If i had never read them before and randomly picked it up tomorrow, I might have a different opinion. I've thought about re-reading them, but I just don't have the same motivation to plow through them like I once did. And I was truly obsessed at one point. But I agree with you, I don't think of JK as either a Feminist or anti-feminist. And at the same time, I agree with Synesthesia. Ron and Harry did also appreciate Hermione even when they forgot to show her. I can see where both sides are coming from. Interestingly, GoF was my least favorite of all the books.

But OMG, that guy from the link would drive me crazy.


message 15: by Becki (new)

Becki Just saw Pennys review. Had no idea that trolls could be so crazy.


message 16: by Steph (new)

Steph Sinclair Yup, I saw that. And it's strange because her review was very tame compared to others.


message 17: by Kogiopsis (new)

Kogiopsis Quick request: if anyone gets a Hush, Hush troll, please please please send them my way. I've never had a troll on my review for that book and I want one baaaaadly. I would break their tiny brains in half with the power of LOGIC.


message 18: by Steph (new)

Steph Sinclair Lol! Maybe I should actually write up a review for that book just to see if it would attract a troll.( I am planning a re-read after Twilight.) Probably not. Shhhhh....I'm invisible!


message 19: by Lissa (new)

Lissa I got trolled on Divergent (my only troll - so far). I gave it four stars, didn't say anything nasty about it, but questioned the placement of religion. Almost everyone who's said that I'm wrong or stupid or ignorant about one paragraph on religion has deleted their comments.


message 20: by Kogiopsis (new)

Kogiopsis Cillian: No, they're not; they have brains, biologically speaking; they just don't use them. Ever.

Lissa: That's.... wow. Exemplary stupidity on the part of your trolls.


message 21: by Steph (new)

Steph Sinclair Archer wrote: "I feel left out... No one trolled my twishite review, or any of my less than praising reviews actually..."

Don't feel too bad, Archer. I've yet to have my own cuddly little troll.

Lissa, I can't believe they had the nerve to troll a 4 star review. Sometimes I wonder about people. Lol.


message 22: by Lissa (new)

Lissa Stephanie wrote: "Lissa, I can't believe they had the nerve to troll a 4 star review. Sometimes I wonder about people. Lol. "

I had a little bit of a rant on the fact that religion was included in a dystopian with a religious-less society and one line in general that reflect Roth's background and upbringing. Some people took offence. I told them to fuck off. Politely.


message 23: by Bri (last edited Mar 05, 2012 09:37PM) (new)

Bri Spiekerman I don't mean to be nitpicky, but an angry fan commenting on a negative review isn't what a troll really is.
A troll is a person on the internet who deliberately throws out outrageous/contentious statements in hope of spurring public discord or wheedling an angry reaction from somebody. If I went onto a Star Wars message board and started a topic saying "Star Wars sucks!" in hope of making people angry, I would be trolling.
More info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%2...


Anyway, I try not to be too nasty/scathing in my negative reviews, so as to not provoke these people. I don't have a very thick skin so I like to attract as little anger as possible.


message 24: by Brigid ✩ (new)

Brigid ✩ Well, going on someone's review and saying "You suck, you're stupid" has essentially the same motivation behind it, if you ask me.


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