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348 pages, Hardcover
First published May 3, 2011
"Oh my God, I hate my life."
"...Reggie and I were hanging on the picnic tables one day watching the college kids, and he kept staring at this one girl with long blond dreads.
'She is so hot,' he said.
'Yeah. I really dig her hair.'
'Because,' I lied, 'I was, um, thinking of dreading my hair.'"
"'I would prefer it if you did. Avoid speaking with Sam alone, I mean.'
See, this is where we run into trouble. Because of course the minute my grandmother tells me to do something, what I really want to do is exactly the opposite."
"'Not that I even know what an orgasm is!' I say. 'I mean, I do know. I do it all the time! Or sometimes. Whatever.'"