Shower Quotes

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Jerry Seinfeld
“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”
Jerry Seinfeld

Becca Fitzpatrick
“I need to brush my teeth. And I need a shower."

He grinned, hopping off the bike. "Now that is an invitation.”
Becca Fitzpatrick, Silence

Chelsea M. Cameron
“I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming.
"You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend.”
Chelsea M. Cameron, My Favorite Mistake

Markus Zusak
“Summer came.
For the book thief, everything was going nicely.
For me, the sky was the color of Jews.

When their bodies had finished scouring for gaps in the door, their souls rose up. When their fingernails had scratched at the wood and in some cases were nailed into it by the sheer force of desperation, their spirits came toward me, into my arms, and we climbed out of those shower facilities, onto the roof and up, into eternity's certain breadth. They just kept feeding me. Minute after minute. Shower after shower.”
Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

“Every one who has taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it that makes a difference.”
Nolan Bushnell

J.R. Rim
“I take showers to think.”
J.R. Rim

Terry Pratchett
“He didn't administer a reign of terror, just the occasional light shower.”
Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“You okay?"
Just waiting for the water to boil. Burning shower. One of the only things that helps when I'm totally freaking out."
I'm not sure how to respond. "So," I whisper, "you want anything?"
Yeah," She replies, sarcastic "I want to be bulimic, but the vomit grosses me out.”
Albert Borris, Crash Into Me

Nalini Singh
“After this is over, I want a shower in a really big bathroom."

"I'll get us the penthouse."

"What makes you think you'll be sharing it with me?"

"I live in hope.”
Nalini Singh, Angels' Flight

Annie Proulx
“At least he could turn on the shower, stand beneath the hot needles, face thrust near the spray head, feeling the headache move back a little.”
Annie Proulx, The Shipping News

Alain Bremond-Torrent
“Music and showers refresh like no other.”
Alain Bremond-Torrent, "Darling, it's not only about sex"

Deyth Banger
“The medicine it's three times everyday taking cold water shower.”
Deyth Banger

Nitya Prakash
“You know that feeling when you’re standing under the shower and turn the tap on to fill the bucket with water but instead, the shower starts, leaving you startled, that feeling is my entire life.”
Nitya Prakash

Jarod Kintz
“I'm now selling a liquid escalator in a bottle for your showering pleasure. It's an uplifting fragrance. (Bubbled duck quacks sold separately.)”
Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Jarod Kintz
“Everyone loves the smell of gasoline, but do you think it would make a good scent in a soap?

Gasoline-scented soap is a great idea that’s a terrible idea. Plus, if I made soap that smelled like petroleum, The US Military would invade my shower and kill me.”
Jarod Kintz, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

Avijeet Das
“She smiled coquettishly and said "Sailor Man, you're the cloud that showers love!"

But I was a love pirate I thought to myself. She would chase me while I sail on to another shore!”
Avijeet Das

Donald J. Trump
“So Shower Heads, You Take a Shower, the Water Doesn’t Come Out. You Wanna Wash Your Hands, the Water Doesn’t Come Out…Dishwashers, You Didn’t Have Any Water…In Most Places of the Country, Water Is Not a Problem. They Don’t Know What Do With It. It’s Called Rain”
Donald J. Trump

“To take showers, one needs to heat water in a bucket by using two induction cables, which are either connected to a socket or plugged directly into a power generator. If this method sounds dangerous, rest assured, it is. One time, I touched the water while my cousin was warming it for his shower. The electric shock threw me back.”
Gabriel Nadales, Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist

Namrata Gupta
“Before I met him, I would hum and dance in the shower. When I fell in love with him, I would fantasize about him while taking a shower. When he left, I would hide my tears in the shower.”
Namrata Gupta, Together We Were (W)hole

Michael Bassey Johnson
“Manna only falls from heaven when you have someone at the top showering it down on you.”
Michael Bassey Johnson, Before You Doubt Yourself: Pep Talks and other Crucial Discussions

Sarvesh Jain
“Take as much as long shower you need to think clearer. Many times, we get our best idea inside the restroom.”
Sarvesh Jain

Victor Shamas
“The artist is the lover showering essence on the world.”
Victor Shamas, Deep Creativity: Inside the Creative Mystery

Victor Shamas
“The artist is the lover who showers essence on the world.”
Victor Shamas

Donna Goddard
“Water is healing. It is one of the main elements of life. We are more than 70% water, so we respond to it readily. It doesn’t just clean our bodies. That’s the least of it. It cleans our etheric body. That’s why almost everyone feels better after a long shower.”
Donna Goddard, Nanima: Spiritual Fiction

Olga Tokarczuk
“Przyszedł do maleńkiego kościoła spóźniony, ponieważ czekał na koniec kolejki do zimnych pryszniców. Udało mu się przekonać barczystego kąpielowego, że musi zostać w bieliźnie. Potem długo rozgrzewał się gorącą herbatą. Co za okrucieństwo - polewać ludzi letnią zaledwie wodą. Był przez to w złym humorze.”
Olga Tokarczuk, Empuzjon

“One may drown in sorrows but may wear a mask of happiness as he knows that the world may not shower Love.”
Somya Kedia

“Repentance is a shower for a soul.”
Tamerlan Kuzgov

Will Advise
“Water is pristine (I cry),
when transparent it remains,
clean it falls right off the sky,
soft or heavy (with my pain).

Soft it falls,
when the drops are small,
heavy fall the larger balls -
numerous the drops that fall…”
Will Advise, На чист Български...: Pristine Bulgarian sayings...

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