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Pride and Prejudice Pride and Prejudice (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.30 — 4,837,256 ratings — published 1813
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
by (shelved 37 times as witty)
avg rating 4.22 — 2,024,988 ratings — published 1979
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The Importance of Being Earnest The Importance of Being Earnest (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.17 — 407,302 ratings — published 1895
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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Paperback)
by (shelved 34 times as witty)
avg rating 4.25 — 827,846 ratings — published 1990
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Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1) Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
by (shelved 26 times as witty)
avg rating 3.97 — 212,004 ratings — published 2012
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The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1) The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1)
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avg rating 3.86 — 790,938 ratings — published 2020
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Lessons in Chemistry Lessons in Chemistry (Paperback)
by (shelved 23 times as witty)
avg rating 4.28 — 1,802,463 ratings — published 2022
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Anxious People Anxious People (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.17 — 817,690 ratings — published 2019
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The Princess Bride The Princess Bride (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.27 — 950,334 ratings — published 1973
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The Hating Game The Hating Game (Paperback)
by (shelved 21 times as witty)
avg rating 3.86 — 834,566 ratings — published 2016
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The Martian The Martian (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.42 — 1,298,087 ratings — published 2011
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The Fault in Our Stars The Fault in Our Stars (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.12 — 5,749,296 ratings — published 2012
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Tangled (Tangled, #1) Tangled (Tangled, #1)
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avg rating 4.03 — 120,684 ratings — published 2013
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The Picture of Dorian Gray The Picture of Dorian Gray (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 1,897,747 ratings — published 1890
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Book Lovers Book Lovers (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.09 — 1,574,495 ratings — published 2022
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Project Hail Mary Project Hail Mary (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.50 — 1,192,121 ratings — published 2021
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Uck It List Uck It List (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.55 — 7,405 ratings — published
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Hollywood Girlfriend Hollywood Girlfriend (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.66 — 2,176 ratings — published
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The Love Hypothesis The Love Hypothesis (Paperback)
by (shelved 16 times as witty)
avg rating 4.10 — 1,921,878 ratings — published 2021
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Harry Potter, #1) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Harry Potter, #1)
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avg rating 4.47 — 11,476,542 ratings — published 1997
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Howl’s Moving Castle (Howl’s Moving Castle, #1) Howl’s Moving Castle (Howl’s Moving Castle, #1)
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avg rating 4.28 — 451,256 ratings — published 1986
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Northanger Abbey Northanger Abbey (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.85 — 456,791 ratings — published 1817
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Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1) Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)
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avg rating 4.06 — 53,532 ratings — published 2012
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Emma Emma (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 989,343 ratings — published 1815
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Assistant to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #1) Assistant to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #1)
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avg rating 3.93 — 349,016 ratings — published 2023
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Funny Story Funny Story (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.19 — 1,302,960 ratings — published 2024
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Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1) Tress of the Emerald Sea (Hoid's Travails, #1)
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avg rating 4.32 — 292,649 ratings — published 2023
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Battersea Parker Battersea Parker (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.54 — 7,517 ratings — published
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The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1) The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
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avg rating 3.89 — 1,133,645 ratings — published 2019
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Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.23 — 1,435,808 ratings — published 2017
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Playing for Keeps (Neighbor from Hell, #1) Playing for Keeps (Neighbor from Hell, #1)
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avg rating 4.02 — 115,992 ratings — published 2011
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The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1) The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1)
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avg rating 4.30 — 344,080 ratings — published 2006
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The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1) The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1)
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avg rating 3.99 — 423,853 ratings — published 1983
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The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1) The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
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avg rating 4.31 — 3,458,143 ratings — published 2005
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The Wedding People The Wedding People (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.08 — 1,085,986 ratings — published 2024
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The Deal (Off-Campus, #1) The Deal (Off-Campus, #1)
by (shelved 12 times as witty)
avg rating 4.20 — 1,053,344 ratings — published 2015
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Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1) Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1)
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avg rating 4.10 — 681,852 ratings — published 2007
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Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1) Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 165,039 ratings — published 2007
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People We Meet on Vacation People We Meet on Vacation (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.85 — 1,758,144 ratings — published 2021
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Red, White & Royal Blue Red, White & Royal Blue (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 1,235,607 ratings — published 2019
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Bossypants Bossypants (ebook)
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avg rating 3.96 — 1,058,590 ratings — published 2011
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Paper Towns Paper Towns (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.70 — 1,496,224 ratings — published 2008
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Love, Theoretically Love, Theoretically (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.08 — 674,647 ratings — published 2023
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My Year of Rest and Relaxation My Year of Rest and Relaxation (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.60 — 571,661 ratings — published 2018
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The Man Who Died Twice (Thursday Murder Club, #2) The Man Who Died Twice (Thursday Murder Club, #2)
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avg rating 4.35 — 355,455 ratings — published 2021
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The Name of the Wind (The Kingkiller Chronicle, #1) The Name of the Wind (The Kingkiller Chronicle, #1)
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avg rating 4.52 — 1,088,248 ratings — published 2007
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Thinking Racehorse Thinking Racehorse (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.78 — 1,096 ratings — published
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Stuck-Up Suit Stuck-Up Suit (ebook)
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avg rating 4.07 — 77,644 ratings — published 2016
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Just the Sexiest Man Alive Just the Sexiest Man Alive (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 3.91 — 45,672 ratings — published 2008
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Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1) Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1)
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avg rating 3.88 — 68,245 ratings — published 2013
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Oscar Wilde
“One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.”
Oscar Wilde

Cate Tiernan
“Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat."
I grinned. "I've noticed."
Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term."
"Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.”
Cate Tiernan, Immortal Beloved

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