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Pride and Prejudice Pride and Prejudice (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.29 — 4,712,638 ratings — published 1813
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
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avg rating 4.22 — 1,991,098 ratings — published 1979
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The Importance of Being Earnest The Importance of Being Earnest (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.17 — 401,506 ratings — published 1895
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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 4.25 — 817,203 ratings — published 1990
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Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1) Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
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avg rating 3.98 — 211,607 ratings — published 2012
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Lessons in Chemistry Lessons in Chemistry (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.28 — 1,727,873 ratings — published 2022
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The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1) The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1)
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avg rating 3.86 — 727,824 ratings — published 2020
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The Princess Bride The Princess Bride (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.27 — 942,063 ratings — published 1973
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The Hating Game The Hating Game (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.86 — 817,451 ratings — published 2016
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The Fault in Our Stars The Fault in Our Stars (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.12 — 5,642,624 ratings — published 2012
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Anxious People Anxious People (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.17 — 778,246 ratings — published 2019
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Tangled (Tangled, #1) Tangled (Tangled, #1)
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avg rating 4.03 — 120,481 ratings — published 2013
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Book Lovers Book Lovers (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.10 — 1,503,253 ratings — published 2022
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Uck It List Uck It List (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.56 — 7,276 ratings — published
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The Martian The Martian (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.42 — 1,261,480 ratings — published 2011
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The Picture of Dorian Gray The Picture of Dorian Gray (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.13 — 1,827,584 ratings — published 1890
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Hollywood Girlfriend Hollywood Girlfriend (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.65 — 2,111 ratings — published
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The Love Hypothesis The Love Hypothesis (Paperback)
by (shelved 16 times as witty)
avg rating 4.11 — 1,802,832 ratings — published 2021
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (Harry Potter, #1) Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (Harry Potter, #1)
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avg rating 4.47 — 11,215,964 ratings — published 1997
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Howl’s Moving Castle (Howl’s Moving Castle, #1) Howl’s Moving Castle (Howl’s Moving Castle, #1)
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avg rating 4.29 — 436,693 ratings — published 1986
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Project Hail Mary Project Hail Mary (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.50 — 988,799 ratings — published 2021
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Northanger Abbey Northanger Abbey (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.85 — 446,199 ratings — published 1817
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Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.23 — 1,397,604 ratings — published 2017
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Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1) Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)
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avg rating 4.06 — 53,433 ratings — published 2012
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Battersea Parker Battersea Parker (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.54 — 7,372 ratings — published
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The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1) The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
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avg rating 3.90 — 1,094,715 ratings — published 2019
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Playing for Keeps (Neighbor from Hell, #1) Playing for Keeps (Neighbor from Hell, #1)
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avg rating 4.02 — 115,749 ratings — published 2011
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The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1) The Lies of Locke Lamora (Gentleman Bastard, #1)
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avg rating 4.30 — 334,112 ratings — published 2006
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The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1) The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1)
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avg rating 3.99 — 417,820 ratings — published 1983
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The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1) The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
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avg rating 4.31 — 3,379,658 ratings — published 2005
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Assistant to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #1) Assistant to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #1)
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avg rating 3.93 — 309,030 ratings — published 2023
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Funny Story Funny Story (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.19 — 1,204,853 ratings — published 2024
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Tress of the Emerald Sea Tress of the Emerald Sea (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.33 — 265,993 ratings — published 2023
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The Deal (Off-Campus, #1) The Deal (Off-Campus, #1)
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avg rating 4.21 — 998,577 ratings — published 2015
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Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1) Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1)
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avg rating 4.10 — 677,010 ratings — published 2007
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Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1) Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 163,999 ratings — published 2007
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Emma Emma (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 966,698 ratings — published 1815
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I’m Glad My Mom Died I’m Glad My Mom Died (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.44 — 1,401,791 ratings — published 2022
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Red, White & Royal Blue Red, White & Royal Blue (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 1,198,352 ratings — published 2019
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Bossypants Bossypants (ebook)
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avg rating 3.96 — 1,048,096 ratings — published 2011
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Paper Towns Paper Towns (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.70 — 1,476,638 ratings — published 2008
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Love, Theoretically Love, Theoretically (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.08 — 631,697 ratings — published 2023
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My Year of Rest and Relaxation My Year of Rest and Relaxation (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.60 — 544,401 ratings — published 2018
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People We Meet on Vacation People We Meet on Vacation (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.85 — 1,488,210 ratings — published 2021
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Thinking Racehorse Thinking Racehorse (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.78 — 1,097 ratings — published
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Stuck-Up Suit Stuck-Up Suit (ebook)
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avg rating 4.07 — 77,048 ratings — published 2016
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The Viscount Who Loved Me (Bridgertons, #2) The Viscount Who Loved Me (Bridgertons, #2)
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avg rating 3.99 — 474,172 ratings — published 2000
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Just the Sexiest Man Alive Just the Sexiest Man Alive (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 3.91 — 45,582 ratings — published 2008
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Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1) Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1)
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avg rating 3.88 — 67,892 ratings — published 2013
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Shadow Roll (A Sam Russo Mystery, #1) Shadow Roll (A Sam Russo Mystery, #1)
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avg rating 4.03 — 1,228 ratings — published 2013
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Kirsten Fullmer
“The poor man’s face twisted into a grimace and he pounded on the bar, protesting loudly. “Oh, you shush,” Kim demanded as she continued to knead his shoulders, jerking his whole body as she worked. “You’ll like this in a minute.”
Kirsten Fullmer, Problems at the Pub

Cate Tiernan
“Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat."
I grinned. "I've noticed."
Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term."
"Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.”
Cate Tiernan, Immortal Beloved

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