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Alice Clayton

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January 10




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February 2010


ALICE CLAYTON worked in the cosmetics industry for over a decade before picking up a pen (read laptop).

She enjoys gardening but not weeding, baking but not cleaning up, and finally convinced her long-time boyfriend to marry her.

Now, about that Bernese Mountain dog.

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Alice Clayton I was watching a lot of Supernatural and was swoony for Jensen Ackles. He, to me, is the embodiment of WALLBANGER :)
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Book Trailer ~ The Unidentified Redhead

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“He was wooing me. And I was letting him woo. I wanted the woo. I deserved the woo. I needed the wow that would surely follow the woo, but for now, the woo? It was whoa.”
Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“Fucking Wallbanger,” I hissed, frozed on the spot.
His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. “Fucking Pink Nightie Girl.”
Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“You done with work?
Yep, at home waiting for you.
Now that's a nice visual...
Prepare yourself, I'm taking bread out of the oven.
Don't tease me woman...zucchini?
Cranberry orange. Mmmm...
No woman has ever done breakfast bread foreplay the way you do.
Ha! When you coming?
Can't. Drive. Straight.
Can we have one conversation when you're not twelve?
Sorry, I'll be there in 30
Perfect, that will give me time to frost my buns.
Pardon me?
Oh, didn't I tell you? I also made cinnamon rolls.
Be there in 25.”
Alice Clayton, Wallbanger


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message 30: by Sharon

Sharon Hello! Thank you for accepting my friend request~ I absolutely love your Hudson Valley series! It's hilarious and heartwarming and cute. <3

message 29: by Leslie

Leslie May I please fangirl for a moment? Wallbanger is one of the reasons why I have decided to venture out of the writer's closet that I have been in for 15 years. I thought, here's a funny, fresh, sexy read with a unique voice, and it gave me hope that I could write my own with my own voice. So, thank you, seriously, for writing the way you do and getting it out there. And I can't decide between Simon or Clark for my book boyfriend. Cheers!

pinkafull Thanks Alice for accepting my friend request!

I ♥loved♥ the book ★wallbanger★!

I can't wait for ☆rusty nailed☆!

message 27: by Unholy Unicorn (last edited Dec 16, 2013 04:19PM)

Unholy Unicorn Yaaay! Thank you for accepting my friend invite. Looking forward to reading the rest of the Cocktails series (I love the covers by the way) as well as your other books. What can I say? I'm a fan. See you around! :)

message 26: by Ashley

Ashley Alvarez Hi!:) Alice. thanx for accepting me as your friend. I'm such a huge fan.

Elle aka Leftie aka Shoebelle Thanks for the add:) Big fan!

rascalina Thanks for the add !! Keep those fantastic books coming !! much love from a big fan !!

message 23: by Dianne

Dianne Hi there! Thank you for being my friend. I absolutely love all the books I've read from you. You are just hilarious! Love ya! Dianne

message 22: by Mihaela

Mihaela Hi,Alice! Thank you for the add :) I loved Wallbanger! 5 well deserved stars from me.

message 21: by :)

:) Hey Alice, thanks for being my GR friend. I really love Wallbanger. It's one of my fav book. :) x

message 20: by Stephanie (last edited Aug 22, 2013 06:48AM)

Stephanie Thanks for friending me! I really enjoyed Wallbanger. I especially liked Clive's take on things. I work for a vet clinic and love animals. The humor was great. Especially Simon's obsession with with baked goods. I am on twitter and saw you were in Estes Park. I hope you enjoyed yourself. I live in Colorado Springs and that is my favorite place to visit in our state. Thank you for your lovely writing and don't stop. This is picture is with Charlie and me he is rehabbing at our clinic he was hit by a car. He is doing much better

message 19: by Rosanna

Rosanna Leo Lovely to meet you, Alice. Happy reading!

message 18: by Lisa

Lisa Hi Alice, I just wanted to take the time to tell you how much I enjoyed reading Wallbanger. I've been watching you along with Brittany Gibbons on her webcast and I just think you are a riot. I think that if you and Brittany lived in Louisiana we'd all be best friends ;) We'd also probably be in jail also but we would have fun all the same. Thanks for making me laugh with both your books and your webcasts.

message 17: by Chrissy

Chrissy Morales Are you going to write a book 3 for the Redhead Series?

message 16: by Roro

Roro Hi Alice, Your books are Awesome!!! What more can I say!!! I read and then Laugh...Funny , sexy and everything else all rolled together!

Ms. MiLo Thanks for the add Alice, looking forward to reading your book(s) :)

message 14: by MiMee

MiMee Hi Alice, thanks for the add! Wallbanger is one of my favorite books! =) Happy writing!!

message 13: by Meli GM

Meli GM LOL thru the whole book (Wallbanger) cant wait to read what you'll write next.

LoisLane00007 Hi Alice, thank you for the add. I just loved Wallbanger. It was hysterical and sweet and romantic at the same time. Can't wait to read more of your work. :)

message 11: by Kim Ann

Kim Ann Hi Alice !! Thanks for accepting my friend request. I LOVE your Redhead Series and can't wait for more fun with Jack and Grace. Will be purchasing Wallbanger when it comes out next week too !!!!

message 10: by Liz

Liz Thank you for your Friendship! I am in love with Jack and Grace (Book #1). Your writing is Fantastic. Loved everything about this book.

message 9: by Paula

Paula When will the third Redhead book be out? This redhead wants MORE!!!! Please say it's going to be out soon!!!!

Savannah Alice, thank you for the friendship.

Tessamari ♥Many Waters...♥ ~ Sweet Spot Book Blog Thanks for the add Alice! Im so excited to read the third installment in the Redhead series. I absolutely LOVE the humor and wit. George and Gracie rock! =)

message 6: by Jamie

Jamie I CAN NOT WAIT for the third book in your Redhead series! Please tell me it's coming out soon! :) I love the series by the way, in case you couldn't tell. lol okay, I'll shut up now.

message 5: by Rossy

Rossy Alice, you have been nominated as a goodreads author here: http://www.goodreads.com/award/choice...

Penelope Marzec Thanks for adding me as a friend!

message 3: by Gigi

Gigi Hi Alice!

Thanks for the friend request.


message 2: by Alice

Alice Clayton That's fantastic!! I must warn you, it is quite...ahem...spicy:) You can read an excerpt on my profile, or on the website theunidentifiedredhead.com!!

Let me know if you have any great summer reading recs:)


Stephanie Hey Alice! Thanks for becoming a friend on here! I see you've just written a book! How awesome. A big congrats to you. I will definitely check that out.

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