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All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1) All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)
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avg rating 4.12 — 344,927 ratings — published 2017
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First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson, #1) First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson, #1)
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avg rating 4.02 — 91,276 ratings — published 2011
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Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1) Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
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avg rating 3.98 — 211,453 ratings — published 2012
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Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2) Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2)
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avg rating 4.25 — 199,626 ratings — published 2018
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The Martian The Martian (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.42 — 1,250,958 ratings — published 2011
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Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5) Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)
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avg rating 4.42 — 38,160 ratings — published 2013
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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (Jane Jameson, #1) Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (Jane Jameson, #1)
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avg rating 3.91 — 27,010 ratings — published 2009
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One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1) One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1)
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avg rating 4.05 — 574,777 ratings — published 1994
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
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avg rating 4.22 — 1,981,088 ratings — published 1979
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Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2) Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)
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avg rating 4.24 — 54,188 ratings — published 2011
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Shadow Kiss (Vampire Academy, #3) Shadow Kiss (Vampire Academy, #3)
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avg rating 4.33 — 378,954 ratings — published 2008
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You Deserve Each Other You Deserve Each Other (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.88 — 132,819 ratings — published 2020
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Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5) Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)
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avg rating 4.47 — 117,687 ratings — published 2020
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Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4) Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)
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avg rating 4.37 — 141,017 ratings — published 2018
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Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3) Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)
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avg rating 4.24 — 159,861 ratings — published 2018
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And One Last Thing ... And One Last Thing ... (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.04 — 8,143 ratings — published 2010
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Tangled (Tangled, #1) Tangled (Tangled, #1)
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avg rating 4.03 — 120,372 ratings — published 2013
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Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1) Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1)
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avg rating 3.88 — 67,740 ratings — published 2013
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Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1) Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1)
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avg rating 4.05 — 133,407 ratings — published 2007
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Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1) Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1)
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avg rating 3.97 — 372,749 ratings — published 2000
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Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2) Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)
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avg rating 4.11 — 177,293 ratings — published 1996
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Protecting What's His (Line of Duty, #1) Protecting What's His (Line of Duty, #1)
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avg rating 3.74 — 26,357 ratings — published 2013
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Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet (Charley Davidson, #4) Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet (Charley Davidson, #4)
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avg rating 4.35 — 41,486 ratings — published 2012
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Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1) Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 163,598 ratings — published 2007
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Third Grave Dead Ahead (Charley Davidson, #3) Third Grave Dead Ahead (Charley Davidson, #3)
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avg rating 4.35 — 47,106 ratings — published 2012
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Half-Blood (Covenant, #1) Half-Blood (Covenant, #1)
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avg rating 4.07 — 119,923 ratings — published 2011
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Pure (Covenant, #2) Pure (Covenant, #2)
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avg rating 4.24 — 84,513 ratings — published 2012
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Obsidian (Lux #1) Obsidian (Lux #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 294,102 ratings — published 2011
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How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1) How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)
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avg rating 3.96 — 20,990 ratings — published 2011
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Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1) Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1)
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avg rating 4.10 — 675,405 ratings — published 2007
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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 4.25 — 813,861 ratings — published 1990
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Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.11 — 287,192 ratings — published 2004
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When You Are Engulfed in Flames When You Are Engulfed in Flames (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.08 — 216,057 ratings — published 2008
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Me Talk Pretty One Day Me Talk Pretty One Day (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.01 — 715,565 ratings — published 2000
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Naked Naked (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.10 — 271,602 ratings — published 1997
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Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.18 — 364,500 ratings — published 2000
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Finlay Donovan Digs Her Own Grave (Finlay Donovan, #5) Finlay Donovan Digs Her Own Grave (Finlay Donovan, #5)
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avg rating 4.08 — 30,664 ratings — published 2025
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Lights Out (Into Darkness, #1) Lights Out (Into Darkness, #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 478,909 ratings — published 2024
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World After (Penryn & the End of Days, #2) World After (Penryn & the End of Days, #2)
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avg rating 4.14 — 107,711 ratings — published 2013
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Yellowface Yellowface (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.73 — 938,696 ratings — published 2023
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Hench (Hench, #1) Hench (Hench, #1)
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avg rating 4.01 — 26,048 ratings — published 2020
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That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1) That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1)
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avg rating 3.86 — 58,066 ratings — published 2021
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Vow Maker (Mixed Messages, #4) Vow Maker (Mixed Messages, #4)
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avg rating 4.32 — 2,078 ratings — published 2022
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I’m Glad My Mom Died I’m Glad My Mom Died (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.44 — 1,378,195 ratings — published 2022
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Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3) Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3)
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avg rating 4.34 — 53,087 ratings — published 2022
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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.79 — 285,634 ratings — published 2020
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Harrow the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #2) Harrow the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #2)
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avg rating 4.29 — 85,475 ratings — published 2020
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Dealing with Dragons (Enchanted Forest Chronicles, #1) Dealing with Dragons (Enchanted Forest Chronicles, #1)
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avg rating 4.16 — 93,757 ratings — published 1990
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The Thief (The Queen's Thief, #1) The Thief (The Queen's Thief, #1)
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avg rating 3.85 — 92,313 ratings — published 1996
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The Spooky Life (The Spectral Files #4) The Spooky Life (The Spectral Files #4)
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avg rating 4.38 — 3,169 ratings — published 2022
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J.S. Mason
“Get your head out of your ass, you already reek of hypocrisy, so why add notes to the fragrance?”
J.S. Mason, The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories

Katherine McIntyre
“Some days, the sheer amount of enemies we attracted made me question if maybe our crew was a little too trigger happy. That maybe we’d pissed in too many pots without thinking of the consequences.

But then I remembered most folks couldn’t hold to a basic code of honor if it killed them. And kill them we did.

Repeatedly.”
Katherine McIntyre, The Airship Also Rises

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