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All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1) All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)
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avg rating 4.12 — 352,530 ratings — published 2017
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First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson, #1) First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson, #1)
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avg rating 4.02 — 91,560 ratings — published 2011
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Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1) Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
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avg rating 3.98 — 211,607 ratings — published 2012
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Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2) Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2)
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avg rating 4.25 — 204,422 ratings — published 2018
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The Martian The Martian (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.42 — 1,261,536 ratings — published 2011
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Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5) Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)
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avg rating 4.42 — 38,218 ratings — published 2013
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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (Jane Jameson, #1) Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (Jane Jameson, #1)
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avg rating 3.91 — 27,083 ratings — published 2009
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One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1) One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1)
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avg rating 4.05 — 576,143 ratings — published 1994
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
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avg rating 4.22 — 1,991,178 ratings — published 1979
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Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2) Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)
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avg rating 4.24 — 54,310 ratings — published 2011
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Shadow Kiss (Vampire Academy, #3) Shadow Kiss (Vampire Academy, #3)
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avg rating 4.33 — 379,651 ratings — published 2008
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You Deserve Each Other You Deserve Each Other (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.88 — 135,344 ratings — published 2020
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Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5) Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)
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avg rating 4.47 — 120,639 ratings — published 2020
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Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4) Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)
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avg rating 4.37 — 144,438 ratings — published 2018
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Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3) Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)
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avg rating 4.24 — 163,696 ratings — published 2018
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And One Last Thing ... And One Last Thing ... (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 8,168 ratings — published 2010
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Tangled (Tangled, #1) Tangled (Tangled, #1)
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avg rating 4.03 — 120,482 ratings — published 2013
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Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1) Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1)
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avg rating 3.88 — 67,892 ratings — published 2013
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Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1) Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1)
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avg rating 4.05 — 133,941 ratings — published 2007
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Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1) Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1)
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avg rating 3.97 — 374,493 ratings — published 2000
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Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2) Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)
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avg rating 4.11 — 177,886 ratings — published 1996
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Protecting What's His (Line of Duty, #1) Protecting What's His (Line of Duty, #1)
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avg rating 3.74 — 26,473 ratings — published 2013
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Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet (Charley Davidson, #4) Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet (Charley Davidson, #4)
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avg rating 4.35 — 41,544 ratings — published 2012
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Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1) Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 164,003 ratings — published 2007
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Third Grave Dead Ahead (Charley Davidson, #3) Third Grave Dead Ahead (Charley Davidson, #3)
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avg rating 4.35 — 47,210 ratings — published 2012
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Half-Blood (Covenant, #1) Half-Blood (Covenant, #1)
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avg rating 4.06 — 120,553 ratings — published 2011
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Pure (Covenant, #2) Pure (Covenant, #2)
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avg rating 4.24 — 85,035 ratings — published 2012
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Obsidian (Lux #1) Obsidian (Lux #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 294,808 ratings — published 2011
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How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1) How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)
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avg rating 3.96 — 21,022 ratings — published 2011
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Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1) Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1)
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avg rating 4.10 — 677,021 ratings — published 2007
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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 4.25 — 817,222 ratings — published 1990
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Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.11 — 287,787 ratings — published 2004
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When You Are Engulfed in Flames When You Are Engulfed in Flames (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.08 — 216,513 ratings — published 2008
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Me Talk Pretty One Day Me Talk Pretty One Day (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.01 — 717,110 ratings — published 2000
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Naked Naked (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.10 — 272,058 ratings — published 1997
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Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.18 — 368,455 ratings — published 2000
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Finlay Donovan Digs Her Own Grave (Finlay Donovan, #5) Finlay Donovan Digs Her Own Grave (Finlay Donovan, #5)
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avg rating 4.07 — 33,517 ratings — published 2025
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Lights Out (Into Darkness, #1) Lights Out (Into Darkness, #1)
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avg rating 4.12 — 512,325 ratings — published 2024
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World After (Penryn & the End of Days, #2) World After (Penryn & the End of Days, #2)
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avg rating 4.14 — 107,900 ratings — published 2013
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Yellowface Yellowface (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.73 — 969,018 ratings — published 2023
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Hench (Hench, #1) Hench (Hench, #1)
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avg rating 4.01 — 26,251 ratings — published 2020
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That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1) That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1)
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avg rating 3.86 — 59,424 ratings — published 2021
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Vow Maker (Mixed Messages, #4) Vow Maker (Mixed Messages, #4)
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avg rating 4.32 — 2,106 ratings — published 2022
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I’m Glad My Mom Died I’m Glad My Mom Died (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.44 — 1,401,937 ratings — published 2022
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Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3) Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3)
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avg rating 4.34 — 54,055 ratings — published 2022
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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.79 — 296,236 ratings — published 2020
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Harrow the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #2) Harrow the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #2)
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avg rating 4.29 — 86,750 ratings — published 2020
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Dealing with Dragons (Enchanted Forest Chronicles, #1) Dealing with Dragons (Enchanted Forest Chronicles, #1)
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avg rating 4.16 — 93,949 ratings — published 1990
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The Thief (The Queen's Thief, #1) The Thief (The Queen's Thief, #1)
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avg rating 3.85 — 92,718 ratings — published 1996
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The Spooky Life (The Spectral Files, #4) The Spooky Life (The Spectral Files, #4)
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avg rating 4.38 — 3,230 ratings — published 2022
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Jewel
“True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to hide insecurity and the fear that if they put themselves out there, they will fail.”
Jewel, Never Broken: Songs Are Only Half the Story

Kate Dylan
“I suppose that makes sense--if you're drunk and you squint a little.”
Kate Dylan, Mindwalker

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