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All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1) All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)
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avg rating 4.12 — 344,927 ratings — published 2017
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First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson, #1) First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson, #1)
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avg rating 4.02 — 91,276 ratings — published 2011
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Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1) Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
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avg rating 3.98 — 211,453 ratings — published 2012
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Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2) Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2)
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avg rating 4.25 — 199,626 ratings — published 2018
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The Martian The Martian (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.42 — 1,250,958 ratings — published 2011
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Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5) Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)
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avg rating 4.42 — 38,160 ratings — published 2013
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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (Jane Jameson, #1) Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (Jane Jameson, #1)
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avg rating 3.91 — 27,010 ratings — published 2009
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One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1) One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1)
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avg rating 4.05 — 574,777 ratings — published 1994
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
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avg rating 4.22 — 1,981,088 ratings — published 1979
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Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2) Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)
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avg rating 4.24 — 54,188 ratings — published 2011
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Shadow Kiss (Vampire Academy, #3) Shadow Kiss (Vampire Academy, #3)
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avg rating 4.33 — 378,954 ratings — published 2008
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You Deserve Each Other You Deserve Each Other (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.88 — 132,819 ratings — published 2020
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Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5) Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)
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avg rating 4.47 — 117,687 ratings — published 2020
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Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4) Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)
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avg rating 4.37 — 141,017 ratings — published 2018
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Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3) Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)
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avg rating 4.24 — 159,861 ratings — published 2018
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And One Last Thing ... And One Last Thing ... (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.04 — 8,143 ratings — published 2010
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Tangled (Tangled, #1) Tangled (Tangled, #1)
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avg rating 4.03 — 120,372 ratings — published 2013
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Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1) Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1)
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avg rating 3.88 — 67,740 ratings — published 2013
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Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1) Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1)
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avg rating 4.05 — 133,407 ratings — published 2007
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Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1) Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1)
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avg rating 3.97 — 372,749 ratings — published 2000
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Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2) Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)
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avg rating 4.11 — 177,293 ratings — published 1996
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Protecting What's His (Line of Duty, #1) Protecting What's His (Line of Duty, #1)
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avg rating 3.74 — 26,357 ratings — published 2013
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Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet (Charley Davidson, #4) Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet (Charley Davidson, #4)
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avg rating 4.35 — 41,486 ratings — published 2012
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Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1) Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 163,598 ratings — published 2007
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Third Grave Dead Ahead (Charley Davidson, #3) Third Grave Dead Ahead (Charley Davidson, #3)
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avg rating 4.35 — 47,106 ratings — published 2012
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Half-Blood (Covenant, #1) Half-Blood (Covenant, #1)
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avg rating 4.07 — 119,923 ratings — published 2011
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Pure (Covenant, #2) Pure (Covenant, #2)
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avg rating 4.24 — 84,513 ratings — published 2012
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Obsidian (Lux #1) Obsidian (Lux #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 294,102 ratings — published 2011
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How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1) How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)
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avg rating 3.96 — 20,990 ratings — published 2011
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Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1) Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1)
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avg rating 4.10 — 675,405 ratings — published 2007
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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 4.25 — 813,861 ratings — published 1990
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Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.11 — 287,192 ratings — published 2004
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When You Are Engulfed in Flames When You Are Engulfed in Flames (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.08 — 216,057 ratings — published 2008
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Me Talk Pretty One Day Me Talk Pretty One Day (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.01 — 715,565 ratings — published 2000
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Naked Naked (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.10 — 271,602 ratings — published 1997
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Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.18 — 364,500 ratings — published 2000
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Finlay Donovan Digs Her Own Grave (Finlay Donovan, #5) Finlay Donovan Digs Her Own Grave (Finlay Donovan, #5)
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avg rating 4.08 — 30,664 ratings — published 2025
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Lights Out (Into Darkness, #1) Lights Out (Into Darkness, #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 478,909 ratings — published 2024
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World After (Penryn & the End of Days, #2) World After (Penryn & the End of Days, #2)
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avg rating 4.14 — 107,711 ratings — published 2013
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Yellowface Yellowface (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.73 — 938,696 ratings — published 2023
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Hench (Hench, #1) Hench (Hench, #1)
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avg rating 4.01 — 26,048 ratings — published 2020
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That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1) That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1)
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avg rating 3.86 — 58,066 ratings — published 2021
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Vow Maker (Mixed Messages, #4) Vow Maker (Mixed Messages, #4)
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avg rating 4.32 — 2,078 ratings — published 2022
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I’m Glad My Mom Died I’m Glad My Mom Died (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.44 — 1,378,195 ratings — published 2022
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Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3) Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3)
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avg rating 4.34 — 53,087 ratings — published 2022
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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.79 — 285,634 ratings — published 2020
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Harrow the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #2) Harrow the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #2)
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avg rating 4.29 — 85,475 ratings — published 2020
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Dealing with Dragons (Enchanted Forest Chronicles, #1) Dealing with Dragons (Enchanted Forest Chronicles, #1)
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avg rating 4.16 — 93,757 ratings — published 1990
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The Thief (The Queen's Thief, #1) The Thief (The Queen's Thief, #1)
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avg rating 3.85 — 92,313 ratings — published 1996
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The Spooky Life (The Spectral Files #4) The Spooky Life (The Spectral Files #4)
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avg rating 4.38 — 3,169 ratings — published 2022
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G.G. Silverman
“If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.”
G.G. Silverman, Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress

Stacey Rourke
“Dinner, as friends. Where I don't expect you to pay or hold doors and you don't expect make-up or sex."
"I'll be rude, and you'll be purposely homely. It'll be magical," Noah laughed.”
Stacey Rourke, Crane

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