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All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1) All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)
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avg rating 4.11 — 393,682 ratings — published 2017
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First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson, #1) First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson, #1)
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avg rating 4.02 — 92,809 ratings — published 2011
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Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2) Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2)
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avg rating 4.24 — 227,431 ratings — published 2018
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Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5) Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)
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avg rating 4.42 — 38,579 ratings — published 2013
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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (Jane Jameson, #1) Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (Jane Jameson, #1)
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avg rating 3.91 — 27,320 ratings — published 2009
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One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1) One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1)
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avg rating 4.05 — 582,846 ratings — published 1994
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Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1) Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
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avg rating 3.97 — 212,426 ratings — published 2012
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
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avg rating 4.22 — 2,052,190 ratings — published 1979
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Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2) Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)
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avg rating 4.24 — 54,912 ratings — published 2011
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Shadow Kiss (Vampire Academy, #3) Shadow Kiss (Vampire Academy, #3)
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avg rating 4.33 — 383,136 ratings — published 2008
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You Deserve Each Other (You Deserve Each Other, #1) You Deserve Each Other (You Deserve Each Other, #1)
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avg rating 3.85 — 149,021 ratings — published 2020
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Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4) Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)
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avg rating 4.36 — 160,490 ratings — published 2018
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Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3) Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)
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avg rating 4.23 — 182,302 ratings — published 2018
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The Martian The Martian (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.42 — 1,343,160 ratings — published 2011
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And One Last Thing ... And One Last Thing ... (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.04 — 8,270 ratings — published 2010
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Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1) Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1)
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avg rating 3.88 — 68,529 ratings — published 2013
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Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1) Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1)
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avg rating 4.05 — 137,099 ratings — published 2007
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Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1) Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1)
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avg rating 3.97 — 387,182 ratings — published 2000
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Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2) Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)
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avg rating 4.10 — 181,179 ratings — published 1996
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Protecting What's His (Line of Duty, #1) Protecting What's His (Line of Duty, #1)
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avg rating 3.73 — 27,091 ratings — published 2013
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Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet (Charley Davidson, #4) Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet (Charley Davidson, #4)
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avg rating 4.35 — 41,924 ratings — published 2012
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Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1) Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 166,117 ratings — published 2007
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Beyond Shame (Beyond, #1) Beyond Shame (Beyond, #1)
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avg rating 3.69 — 13,679 ratings — published 2012
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Third Grave Dead Ahead (Charley Davidson, #3) Third Grave Dead Ahead (Charley Davidson, #3)
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avg rating 4.35 — 47,696 ratings — published 2012
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How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1) How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)
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avg rating 3.96 — 21,200 ratings — published 2011
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Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1) Vampire Academy (Vampire Academy, #1)
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avg rating 4.10 — 685,686 ratings — published 2007
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Good Omens Good Omens (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.25 — 836,613 ratings — published 1990
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Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.12 — 291,328 ratings — published 2004
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When You Are Engulfed in Flames When You Are Engulfed in Flames (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.08 — 219,128 ratings — published 2008
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Me Talk Pretty One Day Me Talk Pretty One Day (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.01 — 726,269 ratings — published 2000
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Naked Naked (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.10 — 274,619 ratings — published 1997
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Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.19 — 392,163 ratings — published 2000
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Finlay Donovan Digs Her Own Grave (Finlay Donovan, #5) Finlay Donovan Digs Her Own Grave (Finlay Donovan, #5)
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avg rating 4.06 — 45,402 ratings — published 2025
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Lights Out (Into Darkness, #1) Lights Out (Into Darkness, #1)
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avg rating 4.08 — 692,341 ratings — published 2024
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World After (Penryn & the End of Days, #2) World After (Penryn & the End of Days, #2)
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avg rating 4.13 — 108,885 ratings — published 2013
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Erasure Erasure (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.16 — 34,534 ratings — published 2001
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Yellowface Yellowface (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.72 — 1,115,287 ratings — published 2023
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Reckless (Chestnut Springs, #4) Reckless (Chestnut Springs, #4)
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avg rating 4.35 — 455,860 ratings — published 2023
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Hench (Hench, #1) Hench (Hench, #1)
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avg rating 4.00 — 27,821 ratings — published 2020
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That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1) That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1)
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avg rating 3.84 — 64,940 ratings — published 2021
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Vow Maker (Mixed Messages, #4) Vow Maker (Mixed Messages, #4)
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avg rating 4.30 — 2,207 ratings — published 2022
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I'm Glad My Mom Died I'm Glad My Mom Died (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.43 — 1,566,772 ratings — published 2022
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Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3) Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3)
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avg rating 4.33 — 58,605 ratings — published 2022
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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.78 — 325,248 ratings — published 2020
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Harrow the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #2) Harrow the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #2)
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avg rating 4.29 — 92,828 ratings — published 2020
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Dealing with Dragons (Enchanted Forest Chronicles, #1) Dealing with Dragons (Enchanted Forest Chronicles, #1)
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avg rating 4.16 — 94,941 ratings — published 1990
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The Thief (The Queen's Thief, #1) The Thief (The Queen's Thief, #1)
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avg rating 3.85 — 94,909 ratings — published 1996
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The Spooky Life (The Spectral Files, #4) The Spooky Life (The Spectral Files, #4)
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avg rating 4.37 — 3,453 ratings — published 2022
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Bad Cruz Bad Cruz (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.01 — 26,622 ratings — published 2021
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Fugitive Telemetry (The Murderbot Diaries, #6) Fugitive Telemetry (The Murderbot Diaries, #6)
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avg rating 4.29 — 110,751 ratings — published 2021
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Jay Kristoff
“Don't say a f*cking word,' she warned Mister Kindly.
(...)
'. . . considering your childhood, it's little wonder you lack people skills . . .'
'Not. A. F*cking. Word.'
'. . . meow . . .'
' . . . STRICTLY SPEAKING, THAT IS STILL A WORD . . . ,' Eclipse growled.”
Jay Kristoff, Godsgrave

A.  Kirk
“Why did Nicky call me the Baby Killer?" Kiara sniffled.
"Because she is a bitch," Leontes said.
Jaeger gave him a chastising look. "She's dead."
"Dying did not make her any less of a bitch," Leontes replied.”
A.E. Kirk, Midnight Poison

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