Caffeine Quotes

Quotes tagged as "caffeine" (showing 1-30 of 37)
Brandon Sanderson
“By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a writer's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to authors being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry...”
Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

Chris Kyle
“The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay.”
Chris Kyle, American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History

Ilona Andrews
“Anger - a better alternative to caffeine.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Rises

Brandon Sanderson
Reckoner Super Plan for Killing Regalia...

Step One: find Regalia, then totally explode her. Lots and Lots.

Step Two: put Val on decaf.

Step Three: Mizzy gets a cookie.

Brandon Sanderson, Firefight

Sebastian Marincolo
“There has never been a 'war on drugs'! In our history we can only see an ongoing conflict amongst various drug users – and producers. In ancient Mexico the use of alcohol was punishable by death, while the ritualistic use of mescaline was highly worshipped. In 17th century Russia, tobacco smokers were threatened with mutilation or decapitation, alcohol was legal. In Prussia, coffee drinking was prohibited to the lower classes, the use of tobacco and alcohol was legal.”
Sebastian Marincolo

Tim Minchin
“It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days”
Tim Minchin

Anthony Liccione
“No! I'm not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!”
Anthony Liccione

Roman Payne
“Coffee, my delight of the morning; yoga, my delight of the noon. Then before nightfall, I run along the pleasant paths of the Jardin du Luxembourg. For when air cycles through the lungs, and the body is busy at noble tasks, creativity flows like water in a stream: the artist creates, the writer writes.”
Roman Payne

Robyn Schneider
“I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter,” I informed him.”
Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything

Ernest Hemingway
“Good. Coffee is good for you. It's the caffeine in it. Caffeine, we are here. Caffeine puts a man on her horse and a woman in his grave.”
Ernest Hemingway

Mira Grant
“I just don’t understand why anyone would want to get their caffeine in a less-efficient form.”
Mira Grant, Deadline

H. Raven Rose
“You are so sweet. This is unbelievable. Some schmo talks to you every two weeks, buys you a meal, during which he talks about himself, dry-humps you, touches your hand once and you think he smells like roses. Maybe he is a white knight on a steed, who will carry you off into the future, so you can live happily ever after and, finally, maybe get it on.”
H. Raven Rose, Caffè Latte

Daniel G. Amen
“Caffeine restricts blood flow to the brain.”
Daniel G. Amen

Anthony Liccione
“If coffee were like dreams, then I would be wired in constant bliss, never needing sleep to live out my dreams.”
Anthony Liccione

Candess M. Campbell
“When you find yourself pushing through and using caffeine or sugar to keep going, this is the time to listen to your innate ultradian rhythm and take a rest.”
Candess M. Campbell, 12 Weeks to Self-Healing: Transforming Pain Through Energy Medicine

Daniel G. Amen
“Caffeine dehydrates the brain and body.”
Daniel G. Amen, Preventing Alzheimer's: Ways to Help Prevent, Delay, Detect, and Even Halt Alzheimer's Disease and Other Forms of Memory Loss

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Through drowsiness, your body is telling you that you need to rest. By drinking a caffeinated drink, you are telling it to go to hell.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Robyn Schneider
“I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter.”
Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything

Kay Whitley
“I'm surviving on caffeine and a cold heart”
Kay Whitley

Katie Cross
“He eyed her warily. “Did Pearl give you coffee?”
“How many cups?”
“Just three. It’s quite good with cream and sugar.”
“Have you ever had it before?”
“No. Why? What does that have to do with anything? I don’t see what that has to do with anything. Why are my knees shaking?”
Pearl peeked around the wall. “Well! She had a headache. I didn’t think she’d act like a squirrel. And I didn’t know she had three cups.”
“A headache?” Maximillion murmured. He turned to Isadora, pointing to the nearest chair. “Sit down.”
“I don’t want to.”
“Sit. Down.”
Katie Cross, Flame

Erynn Mangum
“Maybe those verses in Ezekiel about the dry bones coming back to life were actually a prophecy in reference to caffeine.”
Erynn Mangum, Swing Lowe

Rachel Caine
“You're kidding, right?" Shane asked. "You don't need caffeine. You need sleep." He held out the last cup, and Claire realized she'd been wrong; there was someone else in the shadows. Deeper in the shadows even than Oliver had been.
He looked completely different to her now, and not just because he wasn't crazy anymore. He'd remembered how to dress himself, for one thing; gone were the costume coats and Mardi Gras beads and flip-flops. He had on a gray knit shirt, black pants, and a jacket that looked a bit out of period, but not as much as before.
All clean. He even had shoes on.
"Yes, you must sleep," he agreed, as he accepted the cup and tried the coffee. "I've gone to far too much trouble to train up another apprentice at this late date. We have work to do, Claire. Good, hard work. Some of it may even earn you accolades, once you leave Morganville."
She smiled slowly. "You'll never let me leave."
Myrnin's dark eyes fixed on hers. "Maybe I will," he said. "But you must give me at least a few more years, my friend. I have a great deal to learn from you, and I am a very slow learner.”
Rachel Caine, Carpe Corpus

Jussi Adler-Olsen
“When he turned round with the cup to his mouth, nostrils titillated by the aroma of a sun that had once shone on a Colombian coffee farmer's fields, Klavs Jeppensen's chair was empty.”
Jussi Adler-Olsen, Disgrace

K.M. Shea
“Patients, beings who want to be rehabilitated, send me questions See? I answer them real fast, 1 2 3 done Like so You get?' Toby said, his pale green fingers clattering across the keyboard.

'I think so,' I said, shifting in my chair.

'Okay hear we go First question: I just moved to a new city and there's a school next door All the kids, every last student, wear the same clothes Are they all related Is this one of those mafia families I need to be careful around You know the answer? Toby asked, swiveling to face me.

'Perhaps,' I said after thinking a moment. It took a second to distinguish when the question ended and when Toby's remarks started.

'You sure, I can check real quick 1 2 3 I check that fast,' Toby said, his words zooming out of his mouth while Google search engine popped up on his computer screen.”
K. M. Shea

Ernest Hemingway
“Good. Coffee is good for you. It’s the caffeine in it. Caffeine, we are here. Caffeine puts a man on her horse and a woman in his grave.”
Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises The Old Man And The Sea

Andrew Shaffer
“You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine.”
Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack

Mandy Ashcraft
“He felt to be two tea bags away from making some progress on the entire situation, and that was a precise calculation. Any caffeine drinker excels in this area of mathematics.”
Mandy Ashcraft, Small Orange Fruit

Alex Rosa
“The moment my bare feet make contact with the wood floor, my breath catches in my throat. Blake swivels his body around to greet me.
“Morning, roomie.”
His voice is like a shot of caffeine that ignites my body. How does he do that?”
Alex Rosa, Tryst

Kayla Krantz
“I can’t remember the last time I’ve slept and while caffeine does sound like Heaven, I wonder if it’ll really be able to help me in this state. After all, caffeine does not cure existential exhaustion.”
Kayla Krantz, The Moon Warriors: A Novella

concocted by caffeine
unnervingly familiar
a ferociousness that sucks you in
even as it wears you down”
Brian D'Ambrosio

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