The Angel's Dictionary Quotes

“entanglement: (n.) quantum physics term for when the sheets wrap around two bodies in space.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“bathroom: (n.) where Americans go to argue about gender while the country goes down the toilet.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“cashless society: (n.) dystopian civilization where you can be sure the real terrorists have won.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“bribery: (n.) invisible grease that makes politics go round and round.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“activism: (n.) opting for a lifestyle of getting off your ass.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“academia: (n.) terminal condition in which the head gradually swells while the heart slowly atrophies.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“conspiracy theorist: (n.) marginalized thinker with a better than average chance of being right on the money.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“child sacrifice: (n.) crime of committing children to public education.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“brain fart: (n.) noxious gas emitted when mainstream journalists commit their thoughts to paper.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“Bill of Rights: (n.) official tally of how much our rights cost to keep.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“awakening: (n.) experience of opening one’s eyes to the way the world is not.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“atheist: (n.) one who dislikes people who believe in God.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“antibiotic: (n.) drug that requires immediate administration of probiotics.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“hospital: (n.) where the healthy go to get misdiagnosed and the sick go to get mistreated.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“fanny-pack: (v.) to put on a few extra pounds during the holiday season.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“Dowist: (n.) blind believer in the stock market.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“waffle: (n.) breakfast of politicians.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“fetish: (n.) anything, such as the stock market, falsely believed by primitive peoples to possess divine, magical or supernatural qualities.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“shadow side: (n.) self you encounter when you do not look in the mirror.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“genetically modified organism (GMO): (n.) member of the public who has regularly consumed the biotech industry’s food products.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“coffee: (n.) caffeinated beverage God gave us to drink in the morning so we might resist the urge to crawl immediately back in bed.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“cancer: (n.) often deadly allergic reaction to modern life.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“bureaucrat: (n.) career sadist who uses red tape to immobilize victims.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“bombast: (n.) boasting of war crimes.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“banker: (n.) scam of the earth.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“banana republic: (n.) lawless society where the monkeys rule.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“global warming: (n.) result of excessive hot-air emissions by climate scientists.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“census: (n.) being counted so we can be discounted.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“antidepressant: (n.) any of various energetic techniques for warding off parasitic friends, colleagues, and family members.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“disclosure: (n.) when they finally tell us everything and nothing changes.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary