Political Humor Quotes

Quotes tagged as "political-humor" (showing 1-19 of 19)
Bill Maher
“New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here’s what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here’s what they don’t know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I’d join the Tea Party.”
Bill Maher

Harry Truman
“You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!”
Harry S. Truman

Conan O'Brien
“Rev. Pat Robertson says that if more states legalize gay marriage, God will destroy America. He did say that afterwards, gays will come in and do a beautiful renovation.”
Conan O'Brien

Berkeley Breathed
“Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If you'll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you'll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.”
Berkeley Breathed

George Lakoff
“You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain.”
George Lakoff, Don't Think of an Elephant! Know Your Values and Frame the Debate: The Essential Guide for Progressives

Alex Morritt
“When a political opponent resorts to the racist card, it's a sure sign of moral bankruptcy: there's no decent argument left in the armoury.”
Alex Morritt, Impromptu Scribe

Samuel Butler
“Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.”
Samuel Butler

John P. Avlon
“Godwin's law states that the longer any online debate goes on, the likelier it is that someone will play the Nazi card. It's the rhetorical equivalent of going nuclear and stupid at the same time.”
John P. Avlon, Wingnuts: How the Lunatic Fringe is Hijacking America

Harriet Beecher Stowe
“There's a way you political folks have of coming round and round a plain right thing”
Harriet Beecher Stowe, Uncle Tom's Cabin

Frankie Boyle
“There are fears that Britain could be facing a double-dip recession, or worse still, a double-dip with misery sprinkles and fuck-where's-my-job-sauce.”
Frankie Boyle, Work! Consume! Die!: You Are Bored. This is the Antidote

Will Roberts
“In this modern day and age America`s newest slogan is: Mom, apple pie and high-speed Internet. They say you can live two weeks without food, a day or so without water but take someone`s smart phone away, and that person won`t last five minutes.”
- Will Roberts”
Will Roberts, A Crackpot's Potshot at American Politics

Raheel Farooq
“Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces.”
Raheel Farooq

Fidelis O. Mkparu
“One good thing about being an immigrant in the US, no one cares about my sociopolitical opinion. I exist like a bland wallpaper to all races.”
Fidelis O. Mkparu

Munia Khan
“Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.”
Munia Khan

“There's no way I could be president of the United States, I have no; military experience, I've never run a business, for godsakes I mean- who could possibly clear that bar.

The great thing about President Obama is he's actually left the presidential bar on the floor, anyone can walk over that bar now. If Barack Obama can be President of the United States literally anybody in the planet can be President of the United States”
Bill Whittle

George  Stephanopoulos
“The president has kept all the promises he intended to keep.”
George Stephanopoulos

Karen S. Cole
“Jesse Jackson thinks he's President, but he's Protestant.”
Karen S. Cole, The Rainbow Horizon: A Tale of Goofy Chaos

Abhysheq Shukla
“One should be more concerned about what his conscience whispers than about what media shout. Vote as per your own conscience . Reject those who targets people because of race or religion.”
Abhysheq Shukla