Annoying Quotes

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Rick Riordan
“Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy?
"I try very hard to be annoying," Leo said. "Don't insult my ability to annoy. And how am I supposed to resent you if you go apologizing? I'm a lowly mechanic. You're like the prince of the sky, son of the Lord of the Universe. I'm supposed to resent you."
"Lord of the Universe?" (Jason)
"Sure, you're all-bam! Lightning man. And 'Watch me fly. I am the eagle that soars-" (Leo)
"Shut up, Valdez." (Jason)
Leo managed a little smile. "Yeah, see. I do annoy you."
"I apologize for apologizing." (Jason)
"Thank you." He went back to work, but the tension had eased between them. Leo still looked sad and exhausted-just not quite so angry.”
Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

Criss Jami
“The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.”
Criss Jami, Killosophy

Ilona Andrews
“You know anything about investigative work?"
"Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites

Vera Nazarian
“People who are too optimistic seem annoying. This is an unfortunate misinterpretation of what an optimist really is.

An optimist is neither naive, nor blind to the facts, nor in denial of grim reality. An optimist believes in the optimal usage of all options available, no matter how limited. As such, an optimist always sees the big picture. How else to keep track of all that’s out there? An optimist is simply a proactive realist.

An idealist focuses only on the best aspects of all things (sometimes in detriment to reality); an optimist strives to find an effective solution. A pessimist sees limited or no choices in dark times; an optimist makes choices.

When bobbing for apples, an idealist endlessly reaches for the best apple, a pessimist settles for the first one within reach, while an optimist drains the barrel, fishes out all the apples and makes pie.

Annoying? Yes. But, oh-so tasty!”
Vera Nazarian, The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration

Giorge Leedy
“THE SILENT PEOPLE

Some people are so rude,
Living their lives with no concern for others,
Or possibly just intent on pissing other people off-
Annoying everyone around them.

The silent people-
Want to kill them-
And drive forks into their skulls-
Create weapons of extreme torture-
And scream from the top of their lungs-
"SHUT UP."

But words are not spoken-
And attention is not given.
Though annoyance is apparent,
The annoying keep on living.”
Giorge Leedy, Uninhibited From Lust To Love

Kamila Shamsie
“Why do you have to be so annoying sometimes?"
"Cant help it. It's the company I keep.”
Kamila Shamsie, Kartography

Kasie West
“Because no one frustrates me quite as much as you do." Totally true. "Soon, the thought of your face will do it, but now, it seems I need your annoying presence as well.”
Kasie West, Split Second

Neal Stephenson
“Technically, of course, he was right. Socially, he was annoying us.”
Neal Stephenson, Anathem

Oliver Markus
“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not. You are about as original as all those other witless twits "writing" the one millionth shitty Fifty Shades clone. Or maybe you're trying to show your 2000 fake Facebook "friends" that you are an empowered feminist who will not stand for sexist terminology. But you're not showing people that you are fighting the good fight, you're showing people that you are a sheep, who's trying just a little too hard to ride the current wave of idiotic political correctness. The word "author" is no more gender-discrimination than the word "person." Do you call yourself a personess? No, of course not, because then you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says, "Hello, I'm a retard.”
Oliver Markus

Vera Nazarian
“I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?”
Vera Nazarian

Vianka Van Bokkem
“Annoying people with no class at all should stay far away from computers!”
Vianka Van Bokkem

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Some children are a bitch or an asshole in the making.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Craig D. Lounsbrough
“For many, God is the greatest annoyance because He has the answers for which we have no answer.”
Craig D. Lounsbrough

Jason Medina
“Kat, I don’t dislike him. Yes, he drives me nuts, sometimes, and I don’t trust him, as far as I can throw him, but I don’t dislike the man.”
Jason Medina, The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

Akemi Dawn Bowman
“There’s nobody in the world who would call Lea annoying. Not even me, and I’m usually annoyed by most things with faces.”
Akemi Dawn Bowman, Summer Bird Blue

C.S. Lewis
“Going to bed and waking in the morning (I woke, most often, too early) were bad times—so many hundreds of evenings and mornings. Sometimes I wondered who or what sends us this senseless repetition of days and nights and seasons and years; is it not like hearing a stupid boy whistle the same tune over and over, till you wonder how he can bear it himself?”
C.S. Lewis, Till We Have Faces

Patrick Rothfuss
“Have you ever been annoyed and amused with yourself at the same time? It's an interesting feeling, to say the very least.”
Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

“Arcana, who prided herself in taking long, tiresome hours of Ally’s precious time, was getting ready for her first day of school.”
Sana Sahul Hameed, Carter’s Kids & the Lovesick Murderer

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“You are sometimes the person who someone who seems, to you, to feel like killing themselves, feels like killing.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Those of you who think you know everything are endlessly annoying to those of us who do.”
Don Howard

“The secret to getting what you want lies in annoying people! Trust me, they won’t know you exist otherwise.”
Chandra dos Santos

Rasmenia Massoud
“Then a thought occurs to me that nice can turn to annoying or dull if a person isn’t careful, or stops paying attention.”
Rasmenia Massoud, Tied Within

Ljupka Cvetanova
“People usually trip on tolerance threshold.”
Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

Mehmet Murat ildan
“Don’t always open the door when annoying thoughts come to visit you; don't let them in, let them stay outside! Remember, if you don't bring a venomous snake near you, it can't bite you!”
Mehmet Murat ildan

“The problem with being a mechanic is that all of his friends owned cars. Plumbers and electricians get the same thing. A doctor friend of Ben's could not attend a social function without fielding queries from parents who just wanted to ask a question. "It's not just a question," the doctor griped "it just ANOTHER question.”
Scott Gummer, Parents Behaving Badly

“Bisaya pala ang “sus ginoo ko”. Buong buhay kong ginagamit kala ko Tagalog, sus.”
Kakie Pangilinan

Michael Bassey Johnson
“The Guava fruit tastes great, but its seeds are annoying.”
Michael Bassey Johnson, Song of a Nature Lover

A.  Kirk
“Your sentences.” And I needed to stop thinking out loud. “What about yourself?” he asked, weaving us around an orderly pushing a patient in a wheelchair. “Should I add you to the protection list?”

“Obviously. But down—”

“Below everyone else.”

“That’s really annoying.”

“To list yourself below everyone else? I would agree.”

“No. To have you—”

“Finishing your sentences. Yes. I see how it might be.”

I scowled. “Cut it—”

“Out.” He tried and failed to stifle a grin.”
A. Kirk, Demons in Disguise

Kiersten White
“This dream has been a lot better than most of my nights," she says. "You would not believe how often Kennedy shows up. I know it's petty but she's so annoying. Anything else I can help with while you're here?”
Kiersten White, Slayer

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