Stupid People Quotes

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“I'm allergic to stupidity.”
Chris Colfer, Struck By Lightning: The Carson Phillips Journal

Oscar Wilde
“The ugly and stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat. They live as we all should live-- undisturbed, indifferent, and without disquiet. They never bring ruin upon others, nor ever receive it from alien hands. Your rank and wealth, Henry; my brains, such as they are-- my art, whatever it may be worth; Dorian Gray's good looks-- we shall all suffer for what the gods have given us, suffer terribly.”
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“I think he just loved being with the bears because they didn't make him feel bad. I get it too. When he was with the bears, they didn't care that he was kind of weird, or that he'd gotten into trouble for drinking too much and using drugs(which apparently he did a lot of). They didn't ask him a bunch of stupid questions about how he felt, or why he did what he did. They just let him be who he was.”
Michael Thomas Ford, Suicide Notes

Greg Campbell
“Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)”
Greg Campbell

“The key to holding a logical argument or debate is to allow oneself to understand the other person’s argument no matter how divergent their views may seem.”
Auliq Ice

Shannon L. Alder
“I am not perfect, but if I looked perfect to everyone I must have been rocking imperfect perfectly to a few imperfect souls that seek imperfection vs. perfection, in an imperfect world where God asks us to seek perfection for our imperfect souls.”
Shannon L. Alder

Oliver Markus
“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not. You are about as original as all those other witless twits "writing" the one millionth shitty Fifty Shades clone. Or maybe you're trying to show your 2000 fake Facebook "friends" that you are an empowered feminist who will not stand for sexist terminology. But you're not showing people that you are fighting the good fight, you're showing people that you are a sheep, who's trying just a little too hard to ride the current wave of idiotic political correctness. The word "author" is no more gender-discrimination than the word "person." Do you call yourself a personess? No, of course not, because then you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says, "Hello, I'm a retard.”
Oliver Markus

Bruce Coville
“Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?”
Bruce Coville, My Teacher Is an Alien

Mehmet Murat ildan
“When a stupid government is elected in a democratic country, the best thing about this is that you learn the number of stupid people in that country!”
Mehmet Murat ildan

Alison McGhee
“They were stupid, stupid people.”
Alison McGhee, All Rivers Flow To The Sea

Karl Wiggins
“There is nothing more annoying than somebody who is really thick but who believes with absolute conviction that he is more intelligent than you. In other words, they tend to be very self-contained, introspective and deep down they’re probably striving for affection. Yet they have no way of going about attaining this, so they tend to rub people up the wrong way.”
Karl Wiggins, Wrong Planet - Searching for your Tribe

Curtis Tyrone Jones
“Wise is the one who learns to dumb it down.”
Curtis Tyrone Jones

Karl Wiggins
“There is nothing more annoying than somebody who is really thick but who believes with absolute conviction that he is more intelligent than you.”
Karl Wiggins, Wrong Planet - Searching for your Tribe

Jon Etter
“Reading really is one of the best remedies for stupidity.”
Jon Etter, Another Dreadful Fairy Book

“The wind in your head is the storm in your life.”
Tamerlan A Kuzgov

Jason Daniel Chaplin
“You know, I often tremble when it's apparent that I've accidentally confused a stupid person. Stupid people have been known to kill what they don't understand.”
Jason Daniel Chaplin, The Savage Romantics

“you can lead a horses ass to water . . . but . . . you cant make it think”
Kevin Kolenda

Mehmet Murat ildan
“If you want to teach fools, I say don't waste your time! If you say I will learn something from fools then I say you are a fool!”
Mehmet Murat ildan

A.D. Aliwat
“Stupidity goes hand in hand with racism.”
A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

Stewart Stafford
“Whether it's personal foibles or a bureaucrat's ego, the stubborn defence of stupidity is unforgivable.”
Stewart Stafford

“The first stupid thing human learned is to speak a language and the second stupidest thing human learned is not understanding his own language”
P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“The Dunning Kruger Effect: Dumb people like Trump don't know how dumb they are. They don't even know how much stuff they don't know. They don't know that other people know the stuff they don't know that they don't know. Dumb people like Trump believe they know everything there is to know.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, American Fascism: A German Writer's Urgent Warning To America

Keijo Kangur
“It never ceased to amaze me how much stupid shit people believed in—acupuncture and astrology and crystal healing and homeopathy and naturopathy and ley lines and dowsing and lizard people and black magic and voodoo and ghosts and spirits and angels and demons and mediums and chakras and feng shui and colon cleansing and gods and so on.

How come they didn’t realize that all of these things were either misunderstandings or scams that were disproven a long time ago? Although all of us believed in stupid things, such as happiness or hope, some of us really crossed the threshold into pure fucking insanity. And by some, I mean most.”
Keijo Kangur, I Hate Traveling

“Stupid people always dismiss as untrue anything that happens only very seldom, or anything that their minds cannot readily grasp.”
Apuleius, The Golden Ass

“Dumb people don't know they're dumb.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

Cathy Ace
“The one thing I know you can rely on in this world is the stupidity of the people within it.”
Cathy Ace, The Corpse with the Platinum Hair

Joe Abercrombie
“Broad kept sweeping. He'd learned in Styria there's a lot of things that are better not thought about. Couldn't be a coincidence that the happiest men Broad had ever known were generally the stupidest.”
Joe Abercrombie, A Little Hatred

Anne Lamott
“Yet not matter how much we recycle, believe in our Priuses, and abide by local laws, we see that our beauty is being destroyed, crushed by greed and cruel stupidity.”
Anne Lamott, Almost Everything: Notes on Hope

Quentin R. Bufogle
“I used to feel the need to argue with every mouth breather and dimwit until one day it dawned on me that when it was all said and done, my blood pressure would be up 20 points and the person I was arguing with would still be fucking stupid.”

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