Put On Quotes (7 quotes)

“Pandora opened the box with the new high-heels, put them on and went out to town.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

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“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“Love at first sight? Let me just put on my glasses.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

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“While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a champion of a long-distance running.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

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“While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.”
― Ljupka cvetanova, The New Land

tags: aphorism, buy, fashion, high-heels, humor, humorous-quotes, irony, man, put-on, putting-on, quote, sarcasm, saying, shoes, spend, woman

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“Beauty is an early riser. It needs to put on makeup.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, Yet Another New Land

tags: aphorism, beauty, early-risers, love, makeup, put-on, woman

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