Erect Quotes (7 quotes)

“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“You will arise, so start by attempting to rise. Don't give space for failure to erect local huts in your land; agree that you are constructing a global edifice there! Think possibility and be hopeful!”
― Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

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“If she moved back an inch, she’d surely bump into his rock hard erection.”
― Jason Medina, The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

tags: an-undead-novel, erect, erection, horror, jason-medina, the-manhattanville-incident, zombies

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“We have time?” he said.
She didn’t say anything, just unbuckled his pants, flipped him half erect out of his shorts. Traced a fang on his tenderest skin, put the tip of it in the hole.
“Ah,” he said. “Careful.”
She smiled around him, then sucked him.”
― Christopher Buehlman, The Suicide Motor Club

tags: erect, fang, sucked

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“The use of reason and that of an erect penis are mutually exclusive.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: erect, erection, hormones, horny, penis, rational, reason, sex, unreasonable, vagina

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“With his torso erect and Bat’s strength on full display, He holds his body above Linda in a plank.”
― Bat Maxwell, The Color of Honey

tags: body, erect, lustful, may-december-romance, plank, sexy, strength, torso

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“Erecto . It said it should allow you to erect something.”

Nolan snorts. “Yeah. I don't think we have a problem in that department"

"I thought it might use air magic to lift something up,"

"Oh I’m sure it does. With a little blowing, it’ll lift right up.”

“More like explode,”
― H.A. Wills, Bound Spirit

tags: blowjob, dirt-minds, erect, erecting, inside-joke, lost-innocence, sex-jokes, sexual-innuendo, teenagers

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