Blowjob Quotes

Quotes tagged as "blowjob" (showing 1-11 of 11)
Chuck Palahniuk
“For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Chloe Thurlow
“A really good blowjob is like making a cake, the gathering of ingredients, the mixing and stirring, the slow baking in the warm oven of your mouth. Timing is everything. So is the variety of flicks, licks, nicks and kisses that culminate with gentle persistent pressure on the frenulum, a membrane on the underside of the penis that connects the head to the shaft.”
Chloe Thurlow, The Gift of Girls

Chloe Thurlow
“Don’t spit, swallow: there is protein and other good stuff in male semen; it’s an acquired taste and, once acquired, totally addictive.”
Chloe Thurlow, The Gift of Girls

Daniel Clowes
“Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.”
Daniel Clowes, Ghost World

Stephen King
“All right. Here's the deal, bigshot: suck my cock. Do that and I'll let you go. Straight trade."

He unzipped his fly and pulled down the elastic front of his shorts. Something that looked like a dead whitesnake fell out. Johnny observed the thin stream of blood driz-zling from it without surprise. The cop was bleeding from every other orifice, wasn't he?

"Speaking in the literature sense," the cop said, grinning, "this particular blowjob is going to be a little more Anne Rice than Armistead Maupin. I suggest you follow Queen Victoria's advice - close your eyes and think of strawberry shortcake.”
Stephen King, Desperation

Chloe Thurlow
“The best way to get over one man is to go down on another.”
Chloe Thurlow, The Secret Life of Girls

Chloe Thurlow
“There is nothing more feminine than a blowjob. You naked on your knees. Your guy with his hand resting on the back of your head. A really good blowjob confirms some primal nostalgia. It puts the world in balance.”
Chloe Thurlow, The Secret Life of Girls

Margaret Atwood
“By contrast, no one in Alphinland ever demanded a blowjob. But then, no one in Alphinland had a toilet either. Toilets weren’t necessary. Why waste time on that kind of routine bodily function when there were giant scorpions invading the castle?”
Margaret Atwood, Stone Mattress: Nine Tales

“Want a blowjob?”
Alanah Skye

K.C. Burn
“That’s got to be a ten blowjob movie, at least.”
K.C. Burn, Cop Out

“Since when do you have to go home to suck cock?" asked David.”
Joyce Haber, The Users