Gross Quotes

Quotes tagged as "gross" (showing 1-30 of 47)
Rachel Caine
“That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know."

"Truly, I think that's best. Please take it." He showed his teeth briefly in a very unsettling grin. "I'm giving you a piece of my mind."

"I so wish you hadn't said that.”
Rachel Caine, Feast of Fools

Stephen King
“I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.”
Stephen King

George Bernard Shaw
“Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.”
Goerge Bernard Shaw, Major Barbara

“Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.”
Andrew Smith

Lynda Barry
“A man who has been dead for a week in a hot trailer looks more like a man than you would first expect.”
Lynda Barry, Cruddy

Jacqueline Wilson
“umm... abit gross it kinda about boyfriend and girlfriend kinda going throw then they break up then they love each other then they make up again and the girl father said u have to come home until 9pm but the girls want more time to be with her boyfriend :)”
Jacqueline Wilson, Girls Out Late

Jennifer Ziegler
“Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.”
Jennifer Ziegler, How Not to Be Popular

Randa Abdel-Fattah
“Are you still doing that crap?" I ask.

"You can't even do it properly," Eileen says.

"Just a matter of practice," Simone says.

"Wow! Practicing how to poison yourself and make your breath reek like the fart of a seagull!" Eileen cries.”
Randa Abdel-Fattah, Does My Head Look Big in This?

Terry Pratchett
“Victor eyed the glistening tubes in the tray around Dibbler's neck. They smelled appetizing. They always did. And then you bit into them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal that the animal didn't know it had got. Dibbler had worked out that with enough fried onions and mustard people would eat anything.”
Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
“If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.”
Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, The Grooming of Alice

Jenny  Lawson
“Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.”
Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

Jonathan Ball
“My sincere thanks to friends and family, especially my mother, father, brother, and Mandy, who continue to love and support me despite my obsessions.”
Jonathan Ball, Ex Machina

Stephen King
“Sour cream! He had tasted it once and liked to puke.”
Stephen King, 'Salem's Lot
tags: gross

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
“Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.
'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.
'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.
'Huh?' said Lester.”
Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, The Grooming of Alice

Adam Rex
“There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.”
Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story

“Bombs Away!" he yelled, swooping low over StregaSchloss. He saw little figures on the ground fleeing from the large green projectile that was speeding their way. "And a direct hit, if I'm not mistaken," he observed to himself. With a tremendous slapping sound, Ffup's digestive overload landed on a human target. There was a scream, a ghastly choking sound, and then silence.”
Debi Gliori, Pure Dead Magic

“This was the kack’s cradle, icky-poo’s bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.”
Jack Bunbury, He/She Smells a Hoo-Hoo

Deyth Banger
“If you think that's gross... check out what I found on FACT Verse called "11 Disgusting Foods That People Actually Eat"... WOw!”
Deyth Banger

Rebecca McNutt
“I wish I could run away,” Rudger told Jersey as they both rushed in and out of various patients’ rooms, darting around like little ants. “I can’t leave and be on my own though, not right now, anyway.”

“Why?” asked Jersey, waving her flashlight in mid-air.

Rudger froze for a second, a regretful haze emanating from his eyes. “It’d break her heart if I left.”

“Ain’t that normal? For parents to have mixed feelings about their kids growin’ up?”

“Not for me, it isn’t.”

Jersey made a pitying face in his direction. “So, you wanna keep bein’ towed around with your mom, livin’ in a gross town like Danvers?”

“Is there a choice?”

“Yeah, there sure is. You can run away and try to be a whole person before it’s too late, or you can live with mommy dearest forever and turn into Norman Bates.”
Rebecca McNutt, Danvers: The Reckoning

Craig D. Lounsbrough
“The extent of God’s grace always eclipses the extent of my grotesqueness. Therefore, I can never be bad enough for God to tell me that He’s had enough.”
Craig D. Lounsbrough

“I remember the stink of corruption. It had a kind of sweetness to it, a sweetness that'd make you want to hurl.”
Mark Lawrence

R.L. Mathewson
“Unfortunately the wife he got was weak and a slut, something he would never allow himself to have.”
R.L. Mathewson, Without Regret

Israelmore Ayivor
“Cruel people are not only people who kill innocent people with guns. Individuals who steal from government coffers to enrich themselves at the expense of the poor are grossly cruel.”
Israelmore Ayivor, Leaders' Frontpage: Leadership Insights from 21 Martin Luther King Jr. Thoughts

Douglas Preston
“Perhaps the ghastliest disease endemic to mosquitia is Mucocutaneous Leishmaniasis, sometimes called white leprosy, caused by the bite of an infected sand fly. The Leishmania parasite migrates to the mucus membranes of the victim's nose and lips and eats them away, eventually creating a giant, weeping sore where the face used to be.”
Douglas Preston, The Lost City of the Monkey God: A True Story

Jason Medina
“Get this disgusting bloody meat sack off of me!”
Jason Medina, The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

George R.R. Martin
“Her small breasts moved freely beneath a painted Dothraki vest”
George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings
tags: gross

Neal Shusterman
“. . . SPAM is my god. It's the only deity that can be eaten raw or fried. The stuff of Holy Communion." -- Hayden Upchurch”
Neal Shusterman, UnDivided

Neal Shusterman
“. . . SPAM is my god. It's the only deity that can be eaten raw or fried. The stuff of Holy Communion." -- Hayden Upchurch”
Neal Shusterman

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