Gross Quotes

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Rachel Caine
“That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know."

"Truly, I think that's best. Please take it." He showed his teeth briefly in a very unsettling grin. "I'm giving you a piece of my mind."

"I so wish you hadn't said that.”
Rachel Caine, Feast of Fools

Stephen King
“I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.”
Stephen King

George Bernard Shaw
“Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.”
Goerge Bernard Shaw, Major Barbara

Matthew Bracey
“While he was still dreading having to eat the bastard, he was grateful that he wouldn’t be the first one to have to tear a strip of brain from its head”
Matthew Bracey, Steel Dogs

“Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.”
Andrew Smith

Lynda Barry
“A man who has been dead for a week in a hot trailer looks more like a man than you would first expect.”
Lynda Barry, Cruddy

Jennifer Ziegler
“Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.”
Jennifer Ziegler, How Not to Be Popular

Jacqueline Wilson
“umm... abit gross it kinda about boyfriend and girlfriend kinda going throw then they break up then they love each other then they make up again and the girl father said u have to come home until 9pm but the girls want more time to be with her boyfriend :)”
Jacqueline Wilson, Girls Out Late

Randa Abdel-Fattah
“Are you still doing that crap?" I ask.

"You can't even do it properly," Eileen says.

"Just a matter of practice," Simone says.

"Wow! Practicing how to poison yourself and make your breath reek like the fart of a seagull!" Eileen cries.”
Randa Abdel-Fattah, Does My Head Look Big in This?

Leigh Bardugo
“Kaz, if you want me dead, I prefer a bullet to poison.”

Nina scrunched her nose. “When I don’t want to eat, you know there’s a problem.”

“We’re here for the view, not the food.”
Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows

“If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.”
Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, The Grooming of Alice

Terry Pratchett
“Victor eyed the glistening tubes in the tray around Dibbler's neck. They smelled appetizing. They always did. And then you bit into them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal that the animal didn't know it had got. Dibbler had worked out that with enough fried onions and mustard people would eat anything.”
Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

Adam Rex
“There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.”
Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story

Stephen King
“Sour cream! He had tasted it once and liked to puke.”
Stephen King, 'Salem's Lot
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“Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.
'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.
'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.
'Huh?' said Lester.”
Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, The Grooming of Alice

“Bombs Away!" he yelled, swooping low over StregaSchloss. He saw little figures on the ground fleeing from the large green projectile that was speeding their way. "And a direct hit, if I'm not mistaken," he observed to himself. With a tremendous slapping sound, Ffup's digestive overload landed on a human target. There was a scream, a ghastly choking sound, and then silence.”
Debi Gliori, Pure Dead Magic

Jonathan Ball
“My sincere thanks to friends and family, especially my mother, father, brother, and Mandy, who continue to love and support me despite my obsessions.”
Jonathan Ball, Ex Machina

Douglas Preston
“Perhaps the ghastliest disease endemic to mosquitia is Mucocutaneous Leishmaniasis, sometimes called white leprosy, caused by the bite of an infected sand fly. The Leishmania parasite migrates to the mucus membranes of the victim's nose and lips and eats them away, eventually creating a giant, weeping sore where the face used to be.”
Douglas Preston, The Lost City of the Monkey God: A True Story

Jason Medina
“Get this disgusting bloody meat sack off of me!”
Jason Medina, The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

“Her small breasts moved freely beneath a painted Dothraki vest”
George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings
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Neal Shusterman
“. . . SPAM is my god. It's the only deity that can be eaten raw or fried. The stuff of Holy Communion." -- Hayden Upchurch”
Neal Shusterman, UnDivided

Neal Shusterman
“. . . SPAM is my god. It's the only deity that can be eaten raw or fried. The stuff of Holy Communion." -- Hayden Upchurch”
Neal Shusterman

Jaroslav Kmenta
“„Babiš chtěl dosadit Tomu na post náměstka ředitele Čepra. Kadlec prohlásil, že buď si bude náměsty vybírat sám, nebo půjde do h*jzlu. Gross na to reagoval tak, že jeho poslání skončilo a odešel,“ sdělil Mrázek.”
Jaroslav Kmenta, Boss Babiš

Steven Magee
“Dartmouth College demonstrated gross incompetence with mercury systems when I worked for them.”
Steven Magee

Matt Forbeck
“Sounds great,” Cha0s said. “It’s a date!”

Parker ended the call. “Ew, ew, ew!” she said. “I want to wash off my phone. No, I want to disinfect it. No, I want to throw it into the ocean.”

“When we’re done,” Nate said. “You might need that until then.”

“Great work, Parker,” Sophie said. “You reeled him in well. You could have a future in that sort of work.”

“Don’t even think about it,” Parker said. “For Hardison, I’ll do it, but—ew!”
Matt Forbeck, The Con Job

Kristen Arnett
“I'd hated that because it didn't feel how I expected romance to feel: stressful and kind of blood-soaked, a constant power struggle.”
Kristen Arnett, Mostly Dead Things

Cassie Beasley
“⭐Tumble was working herself into a state over the wrongness and insanity of her whole life, throwing chunks of rotten carpet at the overflowing bucket with increasing rage,”
Cassie Beasley, Tumble & Blue

David Sedaris
“A concept as uninviting as a shampoo cocktail.”
David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

Nick Drnaso
“I’ve had about all I can take of them. If they wanna have a big nostalgia love fest, leave us the fuck at home, ya know?”
Nick Drnaso, Beverly

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