Wtf Quotes

Quotes tagged as "wtf" (showing 1-30 of 97)
Ian Fleming
“All women love semi-rape. They love to be taken.It was his sweet brutality against my bruised body that made his act of love so piercingly wonderful.”
Ian Fleming, The Spy Who Loved Me

David  Wong
“I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under me.

Sorry. I tried living, tried being sentient. Can't do it. Can't live in the same universe with that.”
David Wong, John Dies at the End

Bill Bryson
“The number of people on whose cooperative efforts your eventual existence depends has risen to approximately 1,000,000,000,000,000,000, which is several thousand times the total number of people who have ever lived.”
Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything
tags: wtf

Bruce Springsteen
“Is there anybody alive out there?”
Bruce Springsteen
tags: wtf

Dakota Cassidy
“Primarily, shapeshifters of the animal variety remain true to animal kingdom rules in their sexual behaviors. I cant say Ive ever seen two male shack up, set up housekeeping, and make crème brûlée together in their nest of love.”
Dakota Cassidy, Accidentally Catty
tags: wtf

“She could already feel small waves of her juices fall from her newly-broken pussy, making a damp spot under her ass.”
Lola Newmar, Loving Scarlett

“Oh yes! Smell how much I need you!" Taylor's hips bucked over and over, desperately searching for a part of their bodies to wet with her cream.”
Lola Newmar, A Bride for Two Billionaires

David Sedaris
“The story of Yoshitsune and the Thousand Cherry Tres was both simple and complicated. Simple in that things never change: people consistently jealous or secretive or brave-hearted. As for the rest, it all came down to a series of misunderstandings, the type that could happen to anyone, really. You assume that the sushi bucket is full of gold coins, but instead it's got Kokingo's head in it. You think you know everything about your faithful follower, but it turns out that he's actually an orphaned fox who can change his shape at will. It was he who spoke my favorite line of the evening, five words that perfectly conveyed just how enchanting and full of surprises this Kabuki play really is: 'That drum is my father.”
David Sedaris

Deyth Banger
“You want to take all my money slow with success, so far you have taken 120$ and they aren't return back and you want more and more and more...”
Deyth Banger

Deyth Banger
“Why you choose happiness, so you think that the sad moments like somebody dieing - it's equal to happiness?
!?!?!?!??!
So you think that time crimes like this in auschwitz which don't have proof so far from what they say in the reports from Mr.Death (Documentary film!)... so this is equal to (How to say it???!?!) to happiness??
WTF, crime equal to happiness, sadness also so what's left?
Oh, oh I know the Joker (Note: He is a nice character isn't he?)”
Deyth Banger

Mariana Zapata
“Getting hit in the face was... not cool. At. All. I know for a fact I squealed, grabbed my chin with both hands and possibly wailed, 'Why would you to that to me?' before collapsing to my knees on the ground.”
Mariana Zapata, Rhythm, Chord & Malykhin

“Dude, you grabbed my cock!”
Avaneesh Devkota
tags: cock, dude, meme, wtf

Lauren Rowe
“Okay, this moment is definitely brought to me by the letters W, T, and F.”
Lauren Rowe, Ball Peen Hammer
tags: wtf

Deyth Banger
“Oh... oh... take that... shit...

You are a guy smashes heads... you aren't a smart guy, are ya!?”
Deyth Banger, Code

Deyth Banger
“Oh...oh... "You" the big job... should we be impressed!?”
Deyth Banger, Code

Deyth Banger
“What's the Symmetry???

John Doe...

Jane Doe... wtf... wtf...”
Deyth Banger, Symmetrical

Alessandra Hazard
“You’ve gotten cheeky, Becca.”
“Me? Never. Can I let him in, please? He’s giving me a headache. He doesn’t seem to understand he can’t enter your office whenever he wants.”
Jared couldn’t help a smile. That sounded like Gabriel. “Didn’t you tell him I’m busy?”
“I did. And you know what he said? ‘But it’s me.’ As if the rules don’t apply to him.” She couldn’t quite keep the dislike from her voice.
Jared’s smile disappeared. “That’s enough, Rebecca. Let him in.” Jared hung up, his mood souring. He knew Rebecca meant well. She was just a little overprotective of him and she had never liked Gabriel. To be fair, Gabe wasn’t sunshine and rainbows: he could be a bit of a jerk around people he didn’t care about—which was most people—but he was fiercely loyal to those few he did care for.”
Alessandra Hazard, Just a Bit Unhealthy
tags: wtf

Deyth Banger
“Okay... now I am going to try to ignore you... I gonna try to screw you up...”
Deyth Banger, 4 Hours 49 Minutes 19 Seconds

Deyth Banger
“CUT!

...

Cut...

...

FUCKING CUT IT!


....

Where is the fucking screenplay?”
Deyth Banger, The Life of One Kid 2

Deyth Banger
“A Killer is the best friend... - WTF!???”
Deyth Banger

Deyth Banger
“Panic is more like protection from the danger, stuff when they don't go on plan it's a code on "how much humans we are"...”
Deyth Banger

“WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings.”
Oliver Markus Malloy

Deyth Banger
“Mother in my first short story is dead, nobody knows how but she is dead and the father somehow madness or who knows from what he decides to start and play with the dead body. It's really a difficult moment.”
Deyth Banger, It's not a happy

“Meillä ei ole mitään, mihin ankkuroida. Me huudamme taivaisiin ja me huudamme tuuliin kuin eksynyt karjalauma. Ja kilvan meidän kanssamme huutavat saksofonit.”
Mies Reenkola, Suvunjatkaminen aikamme kuvastimessa
tags: wtf

Deyth Banger
“Most people will say that this story which I told "It's not a happy"... doesn't exist, but sorry it exist. I made in normal age, like 10 or 14 years old to can be saw the drama, if it was baybe, the baybe will cry, won't it?
The age which I put the girl was the perfect, teenager in the same time, mother which is lost which will mean she has died... her father with a strange past still a mystery.”
Deyth Banger, It's not a happy
tags: brutal, for, me, rape, wow, wtf

“Ziellos zappte sie durch die Kanäle: Von einer Kochshow, in der ein besonders kritischer Halbling die Cousine von zwei Zwergenköchen harsch aburteilte, über eine Dokumentation, die sich mit Schimmersüchtigen beschäftigte, und einen ausführlichen Bericht über den Bombenanschlag auf den Kosmetikkonzern Lesvin vor drei Wochen, bei dem ein Mann und seine kleine Tochter starben, eine Folge von "Durchs Verlies", die auf den Krieger-Comics beruhte, und in der eine Gruppe von Helden (zwei Gnome: sie Klerikerin, er Barde), ein menschlicher Barbar, ein halbelfisches Geschwisterpärchen (er mit Messern, sie mit Bogen und Bärenbegleiter) und ein menschlicher Scharfschütze mit altertümlichen Feuereisen als Bewaffnung heroisch überzeichnete Abenteuer erlebten bis hin zu einer Reportage, die gerade erst angefangen hatte.”
Jan C. Sander, Das Grün umschlingt das Eisen

Leo Tolstoy
“This prince enjoyed exceptionally good health, even for a prince ; and, owing to his gymnastic exercises and the scrupulous care he took of himself, notwithstanding the excesses to which he let his love for pleasure carry him, he remained as fresh as a great, green, shiny Dutch cucumber.”
Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina
tags: wtf

Leo Tolstoy
“I hear that you have just killed a bear," said Kitty, vainly trying to put her fork into a recalcitrant mush- room which kept flying about on the plate”
Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina
tags: wtf

“If no one should not ask with you anything.
Then for what the fuck purpose you raised question with me..”
Allan Bridjith

Ernest Cline
“Few young men know the Oedipal torment of growing up with an insanely hot, perpetually single mom.”
Ernest Cline, Armada

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