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James Dashner
“You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!”
James Dashner, The Maze Runner

C. JoyBell C.
“I'm unpredictable, I never know where I'm going until I get there, I'm so random, I'm always growing, learning, changing, I'm never the same person twice. But one thing you can be sure of about me; is I will always do exactly what I want to do.”
C. JoyBell C.

L. Frank Baum
“That proves you are unusual," returned the Scarecrow; "and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.”
L. Frank Baum

J.R. Ward
“But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.”
J.R. Ward, Crave

Ally Carter
“Insane means fewer cameras!”
Ally Carter, Only the Good Spy Young

Rick Riordan
“Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!”
Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

Michael Scott
“OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud.
Don't be ridiculous," Flamel snapped, "They're rats."
Josh really didn't think it was a ridiculous suggestion.”
Michael Scott, The Alchemyst

Abraham H. Maslow
“A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be”
Abraham H. Maslow

“What have I become?
My sweetest friend;
everyone I know goes away in the end.
And you could have it all:
my empire of dirt.
I will let you down.
I will make you hurt.”
Nine Inch Nails

Karen Marie Moning
“Flirtation doesn't have to go somewhere; it certainly doesn't need to end up in bed. I like to think of it as a little friendlier than a handshake, a little less intimate than a kiss. It's a way of saying hi, you look great, have a wonderful day. A tasteful flirtation, played out people who understand the rules, leave everyone feeling good and can perk up the bluest mood.”
Karen Marie Moning, Bloodfever

Dan Howell
“I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.”
Dan Howell

Bauvard
“The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

Claudia Gray
“All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.”
Claudia Gray, Afterlife

Michael  Grant
“Hand me my pants,”
Michael Grant, Hunger

“What's my age again?”
Blink-182

Christopher Paolini
“Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?”
Christopher Paolini, Eldest

Douglas Adams
“Stomp stomp.
Whirr.
Pleased to be of service.
Shut up.
Thank you.
Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp.
Whirr.
Thank you for making a simple door very happy.
Hope your diodes rot.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
Stomp stomp stomp stomp.
Whirr.
It is my pleasure to open for you...
Zark off.
...and my satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.
I said zark off.
Thank you for listening to this message.”
Douglas Adams

Jeff Lindsay
“After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached out with my little finger and flipped the Barbie's head. It went thack thack against the door. I flipped it again. Thack thack. Whee. I had a new hobby.”
Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Dan Brown
“Act first, explain later.”
Dan Brown, Digital Fortress

Michelle Hodkin
“Why?' He asked.
'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.”
Michelle Hodkin, The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer

Hunter S. Thompson
“What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!”
Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Jennifer L. Armentrout
“He seemed to be staring at the chain hanging from the ceiling fan. Seconds later, he confirmed this by reaching out and tugging the chain.
Light clicked on.
He tugged the chain again.
Light went off.
Oh for gods' sake, he had a mean case of ADD sometimes. "Apollo," I snapped.”
Jennifer L. Armentrout, The Return

Tove Jansson
“It looks rather ordinary," said the Snork. "Unless you consider that a top hat is always somewhat extraordinary, of course.”
Tove Jansson, Finn Family Moomintroll

John Wyndham
“Some quotations," said Zellaby, "are greatly improved by lack of context.”
John Wyndham, The Midwich Cuckoos

Megan McDonald
“I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.”
Megan McDonald, The Sisters Club

John Green
“I said 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't speak Swedish.'
'Well, of course you don't. Neither do I. Who the hell speaks Swedish?”
John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

David Wong
“My melon soul
Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy”
David Wong, John Dies at the End

Doug MacLeod
“Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead.”
Doug MacLeod

Frank Beddor
“For now. But if I ever decide you're useless, you are a dead man."
To be killed by you is to be desired more than a life excluded from your service."
Bravo." Her Imperial Viciousness laughed with genuine feeling. "Bra-vo!”
Frank Beddor, Seeing Redd

Rachel Caine
“At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right?”
Rachel Caine, The Dead Girls' Dance

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