Steel Dogs Quotes

“He had the gift of the gab and could sell sand to Arabs. Hell, he could sell a bag of dildos to a nun – no joke”
― matthew bracey, Steel Dogs

“when things are going too well, don’t be foolish enough to trust that it’ll continue that way, because some shit will inevitably go down very soon and BOOM, there it is, The Fuckening!”
― Matthew Bracey, Steel Dogs

“If Brian Harvey from East 17 has lived there, it can’t be that fucking bad”
― Matthew Bracey, Steel Dogs

“Christ, did life get any worse than this? He pushed the head of the cock past his terrified, quivering lips and attempted to bite into the thing.”
― Matthew Bracey, Steel Dogs

“I don’t need to learn about computers and the internet. My sperm does it for me”
― Matthew Bracey, Steel Dogs

“It didn’t take him thirty seconds to have a swig of vodka and a hefty sniff before his hands were as steady as a bloke with his bollocks caught in a zip”
― Matthew Bracey, Steel Dogs

“Bad choices make for interesting stories”
― Matthew Bracey, Steel Dogs

“It was mostly just the concept of eating a cock that Matthew found so challenging, irrespective of which animal it came from.”
― Matthew Bracey, Steel Dogs

“While he was still dreading having to eat the bastard, he was grateful that he wouldn’t be the first one to have to tear a strip of brain from its head”
― Matthew Bracey, Steel Dogs

“Who wants girls when they could have ‘GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS’?”
― Matthew Bracey, Steel Dogs