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#1

“Life has no remote....get up and change it yourself!”
― Mark A. Cooper, Operation Einstein

tags: confidence, inspirational, inspirational-attitude, life, life-philosophy, optimism, power-of-words

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#2

“Always look beyond what you can see.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Fledgling

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#3

“He's given me enough homework to last ten years. I'm gonna die of nerdism.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Absolutely Nothing

tags: homework, humorous, nerd, nerds

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#4

“Everyone kept telling me not to worry someone will do something. No one did so I became someone and did something.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Absolutely Nothing

tags: excuses, inspirational

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#5

“Jason’s entire body started to tremble, his pupils dilated. If they had tried to provoke him, they had finally succeeded and woken a human hurricane with a sting worse than a Fattail Scorpion.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Absolutely Nothing

tags: scary

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#6

“Jason knew his life would never be the same again. British intelligence now had an ace up their sleeve, and Jason had to overcome his fears and deal with the secret world he was now a part of.
He would have to grow a tough shell around himself. Despite his many friends, his grandparents and love of his father, he was painfully aware he was very much alone in this world. When it came down to it, there was only one person he could really rely on in the world,

and he was called Jason Steed.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Revenge

tags: alone, endings, loneliness, lonely, sad, tear-jerker

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#7

“I'm not interested in the reviews by critics over the age of 15.”
― Mark A. Cooper

tags: authors, criticism, critics, defend, protect, reading, reviewers, writers

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#8

“She’s like a cross between an onion and donkey,” Farah said.
“Why?” Jason and Connor asked simultaneously.
“Cause she’s a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.” Farah laughed.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

tags: funny, hilarious, humor, rudeness, vulgar, witty

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#9

“He moved closer to her, his face just inches away from her. They stood motionless. Jason looked deep into her eyes. He tore away her barriers and locked eyes. His nose two inches away, he slightly tilted his face and looked at her lips. She slightly turned her face at the opposite angle.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

tags: cupid, first-kiss, hot, make-out, sexy, sexy-scene, teenage-love, teenage-romance

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#10

“So Jason, in England, do you eat these ‘Farmer burgers?’” Wong Tong asked.
“Farmer burgers? I don’t know what they are?”
“Maybe I have the name wrong. I remember the name from the song,” Wong Tong explained.
“What song?” Jason asked.
“You know the ‘E, I, E, I, O’ song.”
‘E, I, E, I, O’ song?
Jason started to roar with laughter. He tried to speak but was laughing, much to the annoyance of Wong Tong. He held his chest, laughing still hurt his ribs.
“You mean the ‘Old Macdonald had a farm’ song. You mean Macdonald’s burgers,” he said, laughing. “Yes, I have had them. They’re good.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Revenge

tags: amusing, amusing-lines, funny, hysterical, song-lyrics, songs

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#11

“Luckily the smoke raised the alarm and everyone fled we don’t think any innocent people died. Although when the cavern collapsed two guards were crushed.”
“Yeah I would have been disappointed too.” Jason grinned, his grin was soon wiped off his face when he noticed Dexter’s face change and disapproval of his joke.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

tags: funny, witty-quotes

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#12

“Connor and Cameron look wide-eyed at the carnage. Cameron slowed the speedboat down to a crawl. She and Connor looked at Jason.
“Oops,” Jason said meekly. Nothing else seemed appropriate.
“Oops?” Connor shouted. “You blew up half the town.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

tags: funny-humor, funny-quotes, hilarious, hilarious-quotes, oops, so-funny, stupid

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#13

“You’re not fat, just easier to see than most.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

tags: george, humor, scott

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#14

“Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

tags: boyish, crude-humor, funny, rude

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#15

“I wonder why Steven wasn’t at swimming club tonight?” Archie asked.
“He’s caught bronchitis,” Mrs Akran said.
Imran thought for a second before replying. “I would like to catch a dinosaur too. I wonder what he feeds it?”
Archie looked at his friend his face looked as if he was in pain before he burst out laughing. “Imran you’re tragic. Bronchitis is like a bad cold it’s not a type of dinosaur.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

tags: bronchitis, dinosaurs, funny-kids, hilarious, humorous

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#16

“Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

tags: funny-humor, wit, witty

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#17

“Lucas heard a strange sound, something he hadn’t heard in months. At first it didn’t seem real, it was something distant from the past. It was the first time in nearly a year he had heard himself laugh, and it momentarily stunned him”
― Mark A. Cooper, The Edelweiss Express

tags: guilty, guilty-pleasures, laughter, sad, stunned

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#18

“Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

tags: cocky, funny-comebacks, jason, jason-steed, witty-comebacks

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#19

“That’s no little kid. That’s Jason Steed, the biggest damn hero you will ever see!”
― Mark A. Cooper, Fledgling

tags: biggest, damn, hero, heroes, kid, punch-line

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#20

“Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

tags: cuthbert, funny

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#21

“His faith was like the radar of a bat, it took him through the darkness that surrounded him. It would guide him through everything that evil would throw at him. When his body gave up, God’s powers lifted him up and kept his heart thumping.”
― Mark A. Cooper, The Edelweiss Express

tags: faith, faith-in-god, god, radar

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#22

“How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?” Laurence whined.
“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

tags: cocky, funny-remarks, jason, jason-steed, witty-comebacks

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#23

“Lucas couldn’t have imagined that he would have ever felt so alone. No family, no friends. Even his own village had turned against him. He peered into the icy water; it looked like it was about to freeze over. Maybe I should drown myself before I freeze to death? he pondered. Was there no one to help? He instinctively bowed his head and prayed. A warm feeling engulfed his battered body. “I’m not alone, I will never be alone. God is with me,” he blubbered.”
― Mark A. Cooper, The Edelweiss Express

tags: faith, faith-in-god, freezing, god, gods-power, religion

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#24

“Was there no one to help? He instinctively bowed his head and prayed. A warm feeling engulfed his battered body. “I’m not alone, I will never be alone. God is with me”
― Mark A. Cooper, The Edelweiss Express

tags: alone, god, gods-power, prayed, prayer

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#25

“Maybe I should drown myself before I freeze to death?”
― Mark A. Cooper, The Edelweiss Express

tags: drown, freezing, lost-hope, suicidal-thoughts

49 likes

#26

“The worst time to feel alone is when you're in a crowd.”
― Anthony Horowitz, Point Blank

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#27

“You're never too young to die.”
― Anthony Horowitz, Stormbreaker

tags: adventure

531 likes

#28

“What is this place? Hogwarts? -- Alex Rider”
― Anthony Horowitz

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#29

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

tags: charles-bayard-mitchell

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#30

“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

tags: abilities

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