Witty Comebacks Quotes

Quotes tagged as "witty-comebacks" (showing 1-9 of 9)
“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?” Laurence whined.
“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.”
Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“...to go to a dance with a guy who has all the personality of a serial killer mixed with a sponge.”
J.A. Beard

Robert Goddard
“What are you - Secret Service?'
'If I were, I wouldn't admit it.'
'And you're not admitting it, I notice.”
Robert Goddard, The Ways of the World

“Ranta: Let's just pray that she actually is a tsundere... Though, if she were a tsundere, obviously, the one she'd go dere for is me, you know? That's kind of... not so bad, I guess?

Moguzo: O-Obviously, she wouldn't go dere for Ranta, I think...

Ranta: Oh, shut up, Moguzo!”
Ao Jyumonji, Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash: Volume 1

Lucian Bane
“And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese”
Lucian Bane, Dom Wars: Round Two

Eoin Colfer
“You're not a lawyer, are you?' asked the nurse suspiciously. 'One of those geniuses who gets a
degree while they're still in nappies?'
Artemis sighed. 'A genius, yes. A lawyer, hardly. I am, mademoiselle, a customer.'
And suddenly the nurse was all charm.
'Oh, a customer! Why didn't you say so? I'll show you right in. Would sir care for tea, coffee or
perhaps something stronger?'
'I am thirteen years old, mademoiselle.'
'A juice?'
'Tea would be fine. Earl Grey if you have it. No sugar, obviously; it might make me
hyperactive.”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl The Eternity Code