Face-Off Quotes

“Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?” Laurence whined.
“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“Meet Tony. My first chest hair. I called him Tony as he’s Tony one I got,” Connor laughed.
Jason laughed at his joke at first and then as fast as lightning grabbed Connor’s only chest hair and plucked it.
“Tony one you had,” Jason corrected.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It’s gotta hurt having ‘em crushed in something that tight.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off

“You may lose your ego but you will win the fight!”
― Mark A. Cooper, Face-Off