Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness Quotes

“You spawny-eyed pig-faced wazzock”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

“I wonder why Steven wasn’t at swimming club tonight?” Archie asked.
“He’s caught bronchitis,” Mrs Akran said.
Imran thought for a second before replying. “I would like to catch a dinosaur too. I wonder what he feeds it?”
Archie looked at his friend his face looked as if he was in pain before he burst out laughing. “Imran you’re tragic. Bronchitis is like a bad cold it’s not a type of dinosaur.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

“What is this place? Jurassic Park?”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

“Em. Are you the Loch Ness Monster?” Archie stuttered shuffling back a step.
“Aghhh! M, M, Monster. Monster.” Gordon shrieked, he turned his huge body and run further down the cavern to a boulder no more than six feet tall in the center, Gordon hid behind it.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

“At school, they said if you smoke you get thick black tar in your lungs. Mr. Macdonald, it’s not good for you.”
Mr. Macdonald smiled and lit his pipe. “Is that so?” He blew out a puff of smoke. “Good, that tar will keep me warm in the winter months.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

“I'm Doomed, Doomed, DOOMED, I tell you" Jock cried”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness