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May 8, 2017

The Connective Today Is On Display!

So Pat is back on the non rhyming spree. He sure is doing a lot of that at our sea. The cat should scratch him for that. But then it could be a hit at our blog mat. So I will let it go as a new novel does show.

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Travis, Sally and their mother are seeking a fresh start in a new town after an accident claimed their father's life. They arrive in Queens County, each ready to try and put the pieces of their family back together. The slow pace of the rural community seems to be the place to do just that until a neighbor's warning comes to be. After one night in this sleepy community Sally and her mother are merged into The Connective. 
Now Travis is left alone to fend against The Connective. His many questions needing answers so he can save his sister and mother from their clutches. He seeks out his neighbor, Billy, and begins to learn what The Connective is and its true purpose. The more he learns, the more fearful he becomes for his family, his new friends and his very life.
With an ancient evil hovering over his family, Travis will stop at nothing to unravel the mystery surrounding Queens County. It will lead him to places he never knew existed and things he never wanted to believe could exist. A power as old as time itself lurks in the shadows and it is up to Travis and his friends to stop it in order to escape Queens County with their lives.
Sound good to you? Another new genre kinda came due. Pat is branching out every which way. Did you know he actually used real places this time at our bay? Instead of just making names up at our sea. It just wanted to come to be. So be sure you aren't near The Connective mass. They would sure scare my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on May 08, 2017 03:00

May 7, 2017

A Temporary Change That Isn't So Strange!

The cat will temporarily change things up. I will become a rhyming pup. Err umm, yeah right. See how long that lasted at my site? Never even came to pass. Guess I temporarily became a lying little rhyming ass. Get where I'm going? On with the temporary showing.

A temporary situation.
That may need a quotation.
Seems the brain went on vacation.
Humans give it a rather large summation.

This is a temporary home.
Yep, don't even have a lawn gnome.
5 years later it's still home.
But hey, never got that lawn gnome.

This job is temporary.
You aren't the primary.
What? 2 years later and you want benefits and pay?
See ya! It was temporary, okay.

This is a temporary way of life.
It is only a little strife.
A year later and it is still here.
Still temporary, my dear.

This is a temporary life.
For you and your wife.
Quite the kind of temporary.
90 years is legendary.

Only a temporary side effect.
Whoops, it seems it did elect.
It elected to stay.
Only temporary to your death day.

A temporary stop.
Don't call a cop.
Back on the road.
Look! True temporary mode.

A temporary house guest.
2 years later they're still a pest.
Whoops, lost in translation again.
Written in pencil not pen.

A temporary road block.
Construction, what a shock.
There all summer long.
Let's temporarily play along.

I'm temporarily done.
I've had my temporary fun.
I'm still a temporary liar.
This rhyme will temporarily expire.

Do you use temporary a lot? Do you get stuck in a not so temporary plot? I'd say temporary goes away when you reach the year mark at your bay. Then it becomes what? A rut? Could go many away with that but I am an only one a day post cat. Unless you go to that day Pat adds to his mass. Then I temporarily become a 24 post in one day little rhyming ass.

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Published on May 07, 2017 03:00

May 6, 2017

Going Dead So Don't Lose Your Head!

What did you think? Maybe zombie feet will give you a wink? Those nasty things probably can wink. But we don't need their stink. There is more to dead than off with your head.

Things are alive.
Five by five.
Things are dead.
Nothing need said.

But things not alive,
Can also survive?
How is that?
Chew that fat.

Poppy cock I say.
Not alive at ones bay.
Then it can't die.
At least until robots come to fry.

Do you need a tissue?
Do you have an issue?
Well I don't want to hear it.
Nope, not one little bit.

You know what it means?
Nod your head behind your screens.
It means the issue is dead.
A dead issue put to bed.

Look! Something not alive can die.
Ummm, does that really fly?
Dead becomes dead while not even able to be dead.
That will keep the thoughts in your mind fed.

Then let's suppose it is right.
Never ever at any site.
But we'll indulge you a bit.
So no need to hiss and spit.

If you still have the issue,
And are still crying in your tissue,
Does that mean the issue is really dead?
Can it be dead just from what I said?

Just because I ignore it.
Or won't indulge your fit,
Kinda like I'm doing now.
Does it die somehow?

Nope, issue is still there.
Damn, this is one weird affair.
Dead issues are alive issues that aren't really alive so can't really die.
Who knew issues were so spry.

Do you have an issue with the dead issue? Are you going to go cry into a tissue? How can something not living die? Can I make the door die with a fire that will cause it to fry? Too many questions from me? Do I hurt the poor head of thee? I guess that is an issue with each pass. One that is fine being alive for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on May 06, 2017 03:00

May 5, 2017

A Mixed Bag That's A Drag!

The cat could pick a ton and really go on a run but we'll avoid that. Then I'll make too many things go splat. Instead we'll stick to a few. I wouldn't want to hog the time of you. Actually I might. But hey, a cat runs this site.

This and that,
That and this.
Some fall flat,
Some are a miss.

Let's run for fun.
Pffft who does that?
Humans run at the sound of a gun.
Damn that says the cat.

Huff and puff.
Sweat down the back.
If you run enough,
You may have a heart attack.

What about sad and rich?
Who heard that one?
Unless dead in a ditch,
Pffft to that a ton.

May cry you a river.
A river of gold.
Oh won't that make you shiver.
Yeah, sad has left the fold.

This one is easy.
No nitpicked needed.
Some are so sleazy,
Lies should be deeded.

Honesty and politics.
Like that's ever the case.
None of that former in the mix.
Lies out their smiling face.

And the clean and dirt.
Yeah, like that's a thing.
Clean dirt is on your skirt.
Whoops, in the hamper you fling.

But it was clean dirt.
What was so wrong?
You can still flirt.
It will just come along.

What could more be?
You've heard a ton.
They are shouted free.
Enjoy your fun run.

Think things shouldn't mix and match? There are quite the batch. I swiped fun and run from BTTF 3. Yeah, it was right on for me. A cat runs for fun and gets into stuff. But humans? Pffft who needs that huff and puff? Any things that aren't a good mix for you? Plenty at my zoo. To each their own in mass. No such thing as clean dirt to my little rhyming ass.

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Published on May 05, 2017 03:00

May 4, 2017

A Little Compare Type Of Pair!

It's time we compare. You humans ask for it at any lair. Or give it to us whether we like it or not. So let's do the old comparison hot to trot. This post would be super long if I sung every comparison song.

Time to compare.
Don't take the dare.
There just isn't one.
A comparison is easily spun.

The this stuff to that stuff.
The this fluff to that fluff.
The this thing to that thing.
The..all about the cha ching.

That can take all.
Cha ching heeds the call.
It brings even more.
Have to get that good buy at your shore.

There's the this on sale,
To the that they wail.
There's the cart full of chips,
Along with the best dips.

From high end TP,
To the brand name for thee.
Hint the former is the best.
Damn that sand paper pest.

Oh, but wait.
Forget the stuff fate.
There is even more.
Don't even have to open the door.

Compare him to neighbor Joe?
Bah, him no one will know.
Let's compare him to Sly,
Even if it is one big lie.

Or maybe her to Madonna.
Time to pull a umm conna?
Hey, everyone will know.
Beats saying they are like neighbor Joe.

Oh, but don't stop.
More can sure drop.
Let the jealousy rage.
From house to wage.

Compare that life to yours.
Who gets to take more tours?
Who has the best car or wife?
Oh yes, let's compare the best life.

Are you a comparing nut? I can see when trying to save a buck at your hut. But life and such? A so called famous person so your ego can rise a touch? Pffft to any of that. The cat would rather compare things to scat. Are you comparing me now? Hey, I do more than meow. You may have to create a whole new class when comparing my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on May 04, 2017 03:00

May 3, 2017

Can You Say Go Away?


The a to z,Or between for me,Has surely been done.Survive its run?
Look at you.Writing came due.Wasn't that grand?Words in hand.
Fact or fiction.Pics or depiction.All were there,With posts to spare.
Except the spammers.Hit them with hammers.Give a "Great Whack!"After the smack.
What's that you ask?The insecure task?Yeah, I'm getting there.No need to blare.
Well maybe there is.Blare at such biz.Give a go away.Damn, still in the fray.
But you wrote a month long.Is that really wrong?Maybe wasn't a book.But you wrote at your nook.
Learned a thing or two too.If you went to many a zoo.Not just a stick in the mud. Hiding away like a C.H.U.D.
Writing and learning,Even comment returning.Wow, you got stuff done.Like how that was spun?
And if you didn't do the a to z,Or a between like little old me,Then you still did something.Sleeping is needed as well for words to spring.
Did you follow the cat? Something was still done where you're at. That insecurity can go take a hike. Sometimes better to get a spare than a strike. At least something was done and you learned and had some fun. Maybe met a new blogging mass. So stay secure like my little rhyming ass.
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Published on May 03, 2017 03:00

May 2, 2017

A Museum Or Two For You To View!

You humans sure have weird things to go and see. What is so great about such a spree? Museums are supposed to be informative I think. I guess some are showing you the missing link?

A museum for this.
A museum for that.
Some sure cause bliss,
Even when hosting scat.

Yep, that is true.
Outhouse museums are a thing.
Come see where people poo.
Thrones not fit for a king.

A museum of cheese.
Oh yes, please.
No needs for birds and bees,
They just make you wheeze.

A museum for mannequin heads.
Isn't that a delight?
Heads in beds,
Hope they sleep tight.

A museum for liquor.
I bet it isn't much.
You could get drunk quicker,
At the store and such.

A museum for bushes.
Isn't that a greenhouse?
Maybe it's bushes with tushes?
Or just homes for a mouse.

A museum for beds.
Double up I'd say.
Use the mannequin heads,
And call it a day.

A museum for money.
Now there is the ticket.
Some of it must be funny.
Hey, maybe you can lick it.

A museum for yarn.
Wow, that may thrill.
Could fill a barn.
Just sit, stare and chill.

A museum for this.
A museum for that.
Some I'll take a miss,
Especially the scat.

Ever been to an outhouse museum at your sea? Any other weird ones that charge a fee? Why would anyone want to tour where people shit? Wowweeee, there they used to sit. Is there an art to it that we don't know? When you gotta go, you gotta go. Museums sure can be weird and some are to be feared. I'll stick to the upper class. They are much more interesting to my little rhyming ass.

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Published on May 02, 2017 03:00

May 1, 2017

A Little Percent Doesn't Make A Dent!

Percentages sure do and don't count. It all depends on the amount. The percentage I post is 100% of the time. Did any new a to z followers think I wouldn't drop a dime? But now on with it. Then end of my word percentage I'm about to hit.

Did that make sense?
Probably not one bit.
Seems some are just as dense,
Or like to make up shit.

Don't know about it?
Well now you will.
For it's okay if it's a bit.
Then you can get a thrill.

GLUTEN FREE!
Err ummm yep, sure is.
Free as can be,
As long as it is under the percentage of the biz,

TRANS FAT FREE!
Yeah, this one is sooooo true.
Whoops, the claim you may see,
But it's lying in your view.

A flip and a flop.
What of the reverse?
Surely there isn't such a crop?
Now hold in that curse.

EGYPTIAN COTTON SHEETS!
Yep, they are oh so great.
Whoops, turns out they are cheats.
Can say it as long as a tiny percent entwined is their fate.

1500 THREAD COUNT!
That is such a high sum.
Whoops, they doubled the amount.
Two sides to sheets as they play dumb.

KILLS 99.99% OF GERMS!
At least the ones known.
If in some new germs worms,
Whoops, lied at the tone.

We can say it is true.
Look it up if you will.
As long as it's in the stew,
Or below a certain bill.

Bah, screw all of that.
Who really needs to know?
Just follow where you're at,
And enjoy the percentage show.

Believe it all? Does it catch your eye at your hall? Do you buy because of such fancy claims? Pffft the cat won't fall for their games. Maybe I'll even make a dent in their little percent. Or just let them smell some gas that 100% of the time comes out my little rhyming ass.

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Published on May 01, 2017 03:00

April 30, 2017

The Finish Line Does Align!

And with today's post we are done. Hasn't the a to z been fun? Or the A Between Z if you copied my sea. In which case I'd say you were a copy cat. Literally where you are at. Makes sense of my pangram now? It does actually make sense somehow.

A Between Z At My Sea!
Jock veld big Sphynx quartz, WMF!
Today F is due.What the F at my zoo.I know you've thought that.Maybe even mumbled it to the cat.
But as we Finish up.Finish wins the final cup.Hey, you have to finish to win.So why not give finish a spin?
Finish on a high note.Is that like singing a quote?Maybe sound like a dying squirrel.Finish you off before that's given a whirl.
Begin many things, finish a few.Is that your zoo?I sure hope not.May finish without a lot.
Nice guys finish last.I guess I'm ahead of that cast.The cat does lots of sass.Not so nice with my little rhyming ass.
At the finish line?Hmm used by the feline.But is that really true?I see no line at my zoo?
I'm sure not finished confusing you.That may come daily at my zoo.I can't let your brain finish off.Keep it thinking even if you scoff.
Did you make it from start to finish?If not, does your confidence diminish?Bah, finish up with that.Just be crazy like the cat.
Or be ahead of schedule,Then no need to reschedule.A cheat rhyme and no finish.Bah, that it won't diminish.
For we all finished and such.Every letter many did touch.Whether winging it or a theme.Finishing touches were added to each blog stream.
Did you finish at your sea? Are you no longer confused at my sea? WMF is phone speak. Wag My Finger it means at every creek. And you know what veld means at your sea. At least if you were here for V. So it all makes sense now. Bah, don't raise that eyebrow. Back to normal now that the A Between Z is done. I'll still have some rhyming fun. Now I'll go pass some gas out from between my little rhyming ass.

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Published on April 30, 2017 03:00

April 29, 2017

Back In View A Time Or Two!

The cat is almost done. I mean the a between z run. Then it is just the next day. I always like to have my say. And I figured I haven't done it for a while so for M we'll turn the movie dial. Maybe ones you have never seen, as I dig out a few umm lower ones and put them on screen.

A Between Z At My Sea!
Jock veld big Sphynx quartz, WM_!

What comes from A Murder of Crows?Beats me, but My Tutor knows.I hear it's A Simple Plan.That might upset The Fan. 
The Associate isn't here.Armour of God left her in fear.The Gods Must Be Crazy.18 Again! Oopsy daisy.
Really just Grumpy Old Men.The Book of Life at ones den.But You've Got Mail can make your heart flutter.Way more than weird things made out of Butter.
Don't go all You Again and call Jack Sparrow.That may lead to a Broken Arrow.Then you'd become a Ghost.Live in Ghost Town on the coast.
The Newsies would sing all about it.Grumpier Old Men would curse that shit.Or is it a Lethal Weapon and too old?Bah, find Treasure Planet and dig for gold.
Idiocracy proves some are dumb.They'd go to Fargo and dig with a chum.Just Visiting is what they'd say.The Last American Virgin may join the fray.
Such Men At Work are here to stay.Unless Miss March gets in the way.A Midnight Run may be her foray.Mr. Destiny may give the okay.
I'm no Liar Liar.With my Lottery Ticket I'm on fire.Not all Weekend At Bernies like.Live and Let Die can take a hike.
So just Get Low.I've Gone Fishin you know.That was all Pure Luck.I blame Good Luck Chuck.
Harvey has come to play. He chased Howard The Duck away.Like a Transformers movie I could go on all day.But sadly, those Gremlins are getting in my way.

Seen them all? Heard of each one at your hall? There are a ton there. Sadly, I've watched them all at one point or another at my lair. Hey, they were all free. It was nice to have a store owned by grandparents at our sea. Do you know what letter is left for tomorrow? Don't give a fluck in your sorrow? There was a hint that came to pass. Now I'll go watch another movie and sit on my little rhyming ass.

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Published on April 29, 2017 03:00

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