Pat Hatt's Blog, page 88

Take A Stand And Supply Demand!

The cat will supply you with a rhyme today. Is there demand for it at my bay? Beats the heck out of me, but it is going to be in front of thee. That is if you have a computer screen. If not a wall may be in front of thee at your scene.

I shall not lie.
I have the supply.
I have it all.
Come have a ball.

I've got the space.
You'll love this place.
The perfect spot.
By it all trot.

I have the supply.
Supply on the fly.
Can sell to everyone.
Be a while before I have none.

I've got the price.
It is oh so nice.
Come and buy.
You'll love my supply.

It's here and waiting.
It may start dating.
Why aren't you coming?
Here I am humming.

I demand you stop.
In you should pop.
Look! I'm right here.
The windows are clear.

I demand you buy.
I have the supply.
I've said it over and over.
You can even bring in rover.

I demand you pay.
There is a price on display.
You pay every inch of it.
It is different then buying a bit.

I demand you come back.
My supply doesn't lack.
Come in and buy tomorrow.
Money you can easily borrow.

I demand you lower my supply.
I have the supply, no lie.
So come and create demand.
My supply will spread across the land.

Whoopsy, bad logic there. Did you get it at your lair? You can have supply up the yin yang but demand may not be a bang. If demand isn't there, you'll be left with it at your lair. You can demand all you want, your supply you may still flaunt. Good thing books are digital at my sea. Then I can keep all 3,445,659,246 in stock for thee. That is just a rough count of the books in mass. It could be more that are supplied by my digital little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

A Together Kind Of Weather?

The cat got trapped in a room at the other sea. Cassie was right along there with me. She still was a bit prissy as can be. But she came around to being stuck, literally, with me.


Together we are. Not very far.Cassie gives the evil eye.She was caught with this guy.

I even helped her clean.She didn't think it serene.She withstood it for a bit.Then she had enough of it.

Off she ran.She wasn't a fan.How rude is that?I was a helpful cat.

So I escaped our pad.This fluffball was had.Parks right in the way.He doesn't make my day.

These two watched from afar.They know I'll smack them like a car.I give a big wham. But they never turn to toe jam.

Here is some food.He finds me rude.What's a little bite on the tail? How can that fail?

Damn, he has a bodyguard. Why can't she be in the yard?I guess I'll be on my way. That thing is too big to play.

Cocky mutt. I'll bite his butt.You just wait.It's a date.
 
Then I go down stairs.There I get grumpy stares.She hates hall at this all.Making her run can be a ball.

Back I come.Cassie's back to being my chum.I guess I'll keep my licking to myself. That leaves her a happy little elf.
Ever scare someone away with a lick? Didn't that tiny mutt have an awful trick? That bodyguard is just so rude. I did give her attitude. Then I ran away rather fast. I'd rather bully the feline cast. They run away from me in mass. I am a rather mean little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

My Friend, Fear The End!

The end is coming. Start the drumming. Tell all far and near. The Evil Tootoo Lord is here. His fangs will plunge into Earth and nothing will be left of worth. Whoops, I lie. The Evil Tootoo Lord is too shy.

Weren't those years great?
Yeah, no one can relate.
That decade was fun.
It was peace for everyone.

Bomb shelters sold here.
Get one before death is near.
You'll need it today.
Come on, don't delay.

Those decades were grand.
Fun across the land.
I wish I lived then.
I'd have a nice den.

Society will collapse.
The Great Depression may relapse.
You better take your money and run.
With the banks be done.

Such decades were quaint.
They were like colorful paint.
Just so cheery and bright.
Could walk in the dead of night.

The Russians are coming.
Sound the drumming.
They'll be here soon.
Spies around every sand dune.

Such decades were a blast.
I wish they could last.
They'd be great to this day.
Why can't I hit replay?

Plague runs across the Earth.
A new virus has given birth.
Lock your windows and doors.
Stick close to the floors.

Wish we could go back.
There it never did lack.
We were oh so wise.
There was no crazy cries.

Y2K is almost here.
Everyone run in fear.
There will be panic in the streets.
Better stalk up on eats.

Wasn't that fun? We went on a reminiscing run. Ours was as original as can be. No one thinks about the fear that hung from the decade tree. Nope, all kittens and rainbows they recall. Humans do have selective memory after all. Fear mongering is every which way today as it was years before on display. Do you wish you had a certain decade's green grass? I'll stay right here with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

The Best Rich Test!

The cat shakes his head at you humans far and near. I think you have very few things between each ear. Maybe a few worms crawling around in there. That should raise some neck hair.

They are so great.
I like every trait.
They are so cool.
Even when they drool.

Why is that?
Because they are fat.
Their wallet that is.
They are so rich they take a golden whizz.

Let's emulate each one.
That has to be fun.
Let's be a rich prick.
That will do the trick.

Get people to wipe our feet.
That is oh so neat.
Oh you missed a spot.
I can't go anywhere with a dirty trot.

Have others clean your place.
That brings a smile to your face.
You sit on your lazy fat ass,
While others clean your huge house mass.

Oh, and have 50 homes too.
That is so great to do.
Yeah, we really need that.
Be so happy where we're at.

Don't forget the yacht.
Bah, we can do without...not.
We need at least three.
A fleet to sail the sea.

A private jet too.
Sailing won't always do.
But need many a crew.
Maybe a back up one too.

Oh, look at the little people bow.
That is just so wow.
Who cares if I'm a prick?
They pile around me brick by brick.

An idea, have you?
Oh, you have two?
If only you had money?
Wow, you people are funny.

Geez, all kinds in one. Rich pricks are under the gun. Whiny people at rich pricks knees and the ones wanting to be like them pouncing like fleas. The cat got a three in one. Are you any of them under your sun? I hope not. But keep trying for that golden pot. Money is grand and a lot is fine. But wanting to be like someone who is a douche bag because they have a billion times nine? Nah, we don't need that. And who needs another billion added to that stat? Isn't 9, or whatever, billion enough in mass? You humans sure confuse my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

A Little Sale That Won't Fail?

The cat has done the weird things idiots have bought. Do to with celebrities and religious stuff were most of the connect the dot. But then there are real life things as well. To find these combed through online ad hell.

Are you in need?
Come do the deed.
Just show your money.
Then all will be sunny.

Sunny and bright.
Come buy this light.
It shines like the sun.
I have more than one.

I'm the best deal.
Come in for a feel.
I mean psychic reading, silly.
There I'll tell you lottery numbers so you'll never get chilly.

This beats all.
Come buy Halifax Shopping Mall.
Hmmm I think I wasn't clear.
Buy should be by as you peer.

Got a home you're wrecking?
How about some used decking?
Not sure on the shape.
But it isn't warped like a grape.

How about that.
I have a Donkey Kong hat.
Only $40 for the thing.
It will make your heart sing.

4 Older barbies for sale.
Betsy's auction dude may hit the trail.
Did I mention there was an added word?
4 Older Nude barbies for sale you nerd.

Come and get tickets to a show.
What one? I don't know.
The pic is grainy and no details.
Could be a show discussing lunch pails.

Wanted: Stolen antique door.
Hmm should that be, looking for?
Otherwise the cops need no help with you.
As the slammer may soon come due.

And one for all I bet.
A slightly used lingerie set.
Hey, when you need a cheap thrill,
Maybe it will fit the bill?

Yep, they are all true. I found them there in view. I'm sure they might be sold by now. Hey, to some nut they may wow. If not maybe you can track them down. Want any there at your town? Sadly there was no singing bass. I couldn't get a spare one for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

A Little You Now In View!

After a whole 24 posts in one day from me I figured I'd show a little thee. What will I show? I'm sure you may know. Nope, not zombie feet. I guess you are left in defeat.

It's time for Spring Seeding.
After some dog pee it's needing.
I think we have a theme type thing.
With The Chicks of Spring.

It does start to get hotter.
Bring on the Grand Designs of Water.
Not being dry is a fine way.
It can lead to a Thankful Thursday.

Hmm maybe not with R is for Russia.
Those Russians may umm crush a.
Or maybe they will not.
With Thursday Movie Picks - Astronauts.

That could be a con.
But you Rock On.
Thinking too long may leave time wasted.
But not with COPPEE & PASTE IZ COPEED & PASTED.

Wow, they were sure screaming.
R: Ragman may stop day dreaming.
Thankfully it is not storming.
Thankful Thursday: It Is Warming.

Isn't that what I said?
Do you have an A-Z: Ragdoll sitting on your head?
Hair may go up some noses.
But it beats Death If But By Roses.

That would cause some strife.
An ode to The Oddness of Life.
Life can sure be poo.
Especially if you have The Rosiedoo.

Maybe you need to hitch a ride.
Hop the Railway with pride.
There you can listen to some tunes.
That would be Recordings for some loons.

Don't get left in a lurch.
That means R - Research.
Bah, that may piss off the union.
I guess 'R' Is For Reunion.

That may also get some hate.
Damn a simple Twist Of Fate.
At least I gave it to you straightly.
That is all for Around Here, Lately.

Can you tell on what day I went through the blogroll? Hint: R was being given a stroll. Find your blog post title among these ones? There were tons. Got the first 20 that came due. Good luck remembering at your zoo. Thanks for the rhyme blog mass. You make life easier for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Twenty Four Calls It A Day At Our Bay!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Author
And now comes the one,That is the most fun.For a new tale is spun,As words flow by the ton.
The writing never stops.Out a tale drops.Then edit the word crops,So in the end it is tops.
Marketing comes up.But we pffft most of that.Rather play with a pup,Or pretend to be a cat.
Anywhere is your setting.Anywhere your mind can go.With the occasional cat petting,Out a new tale shall flow.
And many have dropped.I'm sure many more will.The cat can't be stopped.Sure not one to sit and chill.




























Post 24 of 24 is now done. I only showed a few covers as the post would go on forever with every one. Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Did you enjoy the jobs done by me? There are no more to go so no more questions will flow. Now go enjoy a restful pass as I'll soon be back the usual time with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Here Comes Twenty Three For All To See!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Cat Sitter
The look of disgust.The stare of doom.You they don't trust.Things may go boom.
But you must obey.Do what has been said.Do it every single day,Or they'll bite the ears off your head.
Feed them what was stated.Warm it or whatever.Don't leave them gated,They are far too clever.
Scoop their litterbox.Go and clean that shit.They'll put holes in your socks,If you miss even a bit.
They'll sit on your lap,Taking the attention.There they will nap,Forget any bathroom intention.
Have you ever done this one as post 23 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 1 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Twenty Two's Now In For A Spin!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Yoga Instructor
This one was more a fill,Did it one time.Some butts in the air don't thrill,As downward dog I chime.
Others aren't bad.Hey, I can look.No one got mad,That my eyes partook.
Down and up,Around and through.From cat to pup,So many poses come due.
Balance is key.Bendy one can become.But gas may fly free,Right out many a bum.
Never thought of that?Well now you know.At least there's no scat.Can you do bow?
Have you ever done this one as post 22 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 2 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Twenty One Is Ready As Posts Come Steady!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

House Sitter
Sit back and relax,You won't do much.Nothing will tax,Not much to touch.
Check the locks.Check the inside.Throw off your socks,There you can reside.
Live and sit.Easy as can be.Don't have to do shit,Just clean up after thee.
Free everything,Except maybe food.Especially if at your wing,You find food rude.
A simple task.I'm sure that you've guessed.There you can bask,Just don't throw any party fest.
Have you ever done this one as post 21 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 3 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.