Pat Hatt's Blog, page 89

Twenty Is Out With A Shout!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Social Media Thingy
This I've done for a few,From blogs to Twitter to Facebook...I know the later is ewww.So move on and don't look.
Simply post things to each.Content is key.Whatever is in reach,Can work for thee.
Has to make sense,If you want the pay.You won't get two cents,If they don't find it okay.
The end is easy.Just post and keep up.That can be pleasy,Unless you hit a hiccup.
The creation is the work.Getting it out there.But it can be a perk,And a worth while fare.
Have you ever done this one as post 20 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 4 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Nineteen Is Here Spreading Cheer!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Video Creation
You get the image stuff.You get the tune.You make sure you have enough,And then create the cartoon.
That's mostly where I went.I've done others as well.But in the animated many pitched a tent,And found them swell.
Voices lining up,Can sure be a pain.The slightest hiccup,And it goes off down crap lane.
Backgrounds a plenty.They can sure suck.Especially if you have twenty.Only using one you're in luck.
Hours for 30 second run time,Can sure sound insane.But make more than a dime,So not a bad little train.
Have you ever done this one as post 19 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 5 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Eighteen On Tap With A Little Flap!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Accountant
For years it was done.Paid many a bill.Gave numbers a run,Sure had my fill.
From debit this,To credit that.A number you can't miss,Or it would fall flat.
Billing a ton,And mailing it too.The latter little fun,As paper cuts came due.
Audit time nearing,Asking for much.The year needed clearing,Counting and such.
Paying the bills,And counting them twice.Sure will get no thrills,But that is the price.
Have you ever done this one as post 18 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 6 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Seventeen Is Here May Cause Fear!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Dog Sitter
A yap and a whine,An attention seeker.Annoys the feline,Who is far more sleeker. 
They have to go out,May still crap on the floor.Then whine more about,Unless you go to explore.
Then you may scoff,As they give a good pull.Your arm may fall off,As they tug like a bull.
Have to feed and play,Even sit with too.They want you all day,Or will use the house as a loo.
But the cat will play,Teach them a thing or three.Mutts won't scare me away,On any mutt sitting spree.
Have you ever done this one as post 17 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 7 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Sixteen Gets A Go With Another Show!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Rentals
Want to hear crap?Give this one a go.Rent rooms to any across the map,And you'll create a foe.
Flappy came from it.She'll hurt your head.On and on about stupid shit,You'll wish you were brain dead.
You'll get a nemesis or three,As they whine at you.Wanting this and that for their spree,Mostly pyramid crap comes due.
But they are so cheery,They want you to join.They are almost eerie,But they'll get you coin.
Moving tables and chairs,Comes along as well.The sound system may get stares,As it was glitchy as hell.
Have you ever done this one as post 16 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 8 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Now On Fifteen At My Scene!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Programmer
When this one I think about,I want to run away.Not much was out,So it caused dismay.
We're going back in ancient times,When Encarta was the go to thing.You'd be better off asking mimes,There at your blog wing.
So this made that,And that made this.Got paid where I was at,But it never brought bliss.
Tops sawmill crap,Any old day.But I give it a bad rap,For it being old at play.
Now I may like.As you sit and do.Each key you strike,The computer has more of a clue.
Have you ever done this one as post 15 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 9 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

On With Seven Before Eleven!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Car Salesman
Can you picture it?Pat selling cars.Actually with a little wit,Can sell to those on Mars.
Avoid the eye rolls.Just nod and agree.No matter what comes out pie holes,Bite the tongue of thee.
Can tell if they string.Can tell if they want.Tire kickers are one thing,Even Jevoha Witnesses will taunt.
The I'll be backs.They come and go.In boredom packs,With its fluck all show.
But one shall come.One shall buy.Be their chum,Even if it's a little white lie.
Have you ever done this one as post 7 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 17 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

On To Six And Pulling Out Some Tricks!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Wood Stacker
Need a fire?No problem at all.Don't burn a tire.Give any old guy a call.
They see your pile.They stack the crap.It isn't too vile.But will bore any chap.
Maybe a splinter.Oh your poor hand.How I hate winter.Even if Betsy finds it grand.
So you pile and pile.You rarely do another task.You mumble all the while,Doing just what they ask.
Did I mention you pile?I think I already did.Could go a damn mile.Be careful what you bid.
Have you ever done this one as post 6 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 18 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Now We Move To Five Just To Survive!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Census Enumerator 
Do you want exercise?Why then take this up.But it would be wise,To have a full water cup.
Also need thick skin,For you'll be told where to go.Some think it a sin,And they let you know.
Others try to run.Others think you a pest.Some think it fun,Treating you like any house guest.
Some won't come to the door.Some you wish would not.For dressing is a chore,So naked they are caught.
You'll get a full eye.Some better than others.But man, few are sure spry,For being grandmothers.
Have you ever done this one as post 5 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 19 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

On With Four We Take The Tour!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Lyrics Writer
Start a blog.They see your rhyme.Through the fog,They drop you a dime.
Want a song written.It's easy to do.They are sure smitten,So write something new.
The scheme is needed.Meaning which way to rhyme.Then it can be seeded,With a simple chime.
Get down the words,Repeat the flow.Sing it to the birds,Could create quite the show.
Then let it loose.And get your dough.Not quite a golden goose,But can survive, you know.
Have you ever done this one as post 4 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 20 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.