Pat Hatt's Blog, page 87
April 8, 2017
A Lethal Day At My Bay!
The cat was talking to a guy who was all oh me oh my. He went through this and that and how it could make him drop dead stat. So the cat will play with Lethal for L today.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Jock vel_ ___ ______ ______, ___!
Here we go. Damn, my toe.The computer fell on it.That hurt a bit.
Blood clot came due.Death by computer at my zoo.Damn, that weak toe.What? Didn't you know?
Okay, I'm still here.No need for fear.Whaaaaaaaaat?There's a drooling mutt.
I slipped on the drool.That sure isn't cool.Whacked me head.Whoops, I'm dead.
Oh, I guess not.What is that rot?Blah, it is a dead mouse.The smell is in the house.
The roof is rotten?New one needs to be boughten.Damn, that's not a word.But who cares if that is absurd.
The roof fell on me.I'm dead at my sea.Bad grammar don't count.Don't adds to that amount.
Whoops, I lied.Still on the alive ride.Oh no, a grammar nazi.My bad grammar he did see.
Now he's out to murder me.I must flee.Tripped over a cat.Dead where I'm at.
Or umm not.Grab my keys before I rot.Cut my finger and got bacteria within.Damn, I'm dead and just can't win.
Get the point? Anything and everything can be lethal at your joint. You'll drive yourself nuts thinking of it. Can die a million ways a day at your litter pit. Hell, could get smothered in the litterbox. That would be worse than death by socks. But chances are nothing will be lethal to you. So no need to go nutso at your zoo. Now with my claws in mass, you may have to fear my lethal little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Jock vel_ ___ ______ ______, ___!
Here we go. Damn, my toe.The computer fell on it.That hurt a bit.
Blood clot came due.Death by computer at my zoo.Damn, that weak toe.What? Didn't you know?
Okay, I'm still here.No need for fear.Whaaaaaaaaat?There's a drooling mutt.
I slipped on the drool.That sure isn't cool.Whacked me head.Whoops, I'm dead.
Oh, I guess not.What is that rot?Blah, it is a dead mouse.The smell is in the house.
The roof is rotten?New one needs to be boughten.Damn, that's not a word.But who cares if that is absurd.
The roof fell on me.I'm dead at my sea.Bad grammar don't count.Don't adds to that amount.
Whoops, I lied.Still on the alive ride.Oh no, a grammar nazi.My bad grammar he did see.
Now he's out to murder me.I must flee.Tripped over a cat.Dead where I'm at.
Or umm not.Grab my keys before I rot.Cut my finger and got bacteria within.Damn, I'm dead and just can't win.
Get the point? Anything and everything can be lethal at your joint. You'll drive yourself nuts thinking of it. Can die a million ways a day at your litter pit. Hell, could get smothered in the litterbox. That would be worse than death by socks. But chances are nothing will be lethal to you. So no need to go nutso at your zoo. Now with my claws in mass, you may have to fear my lethal little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 7, 2017
Lend An Ear With This Peer!
The cat would like to warn you today. Actually, let's not and just play. The cat will let it flow and you will have it in tow. Or in your head. You know it can get stuck when said. Or would that be sung? Don't pop a lung.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Jock ve__ ___ ______ ______, ___!
E has come.Starring my bum.How does that work?Let your ears perk.
Just hit play.Do as I say.You'll then learn E.It's as easy as can be.
Got it, do you?A no came due?I guess this song is stuck in your head.You'll be hearing it in bed.
Here, this will help.You'll no longer yelp.Now you can concentrate.Figuring out E is your fate.
Whoops, way back in days of old,A new tune sure took hold.Now it is back to stuck.I guess you passed the buck.
Buck was passed?Did it last?Still stuck in?That's just a sin.
Now I'll really help out.
You need to know what E is about.So here's a story.In all it's glory.
They were a bunch.A bit out to lunch.Damn, I'm wrong.Just hit and song along.
Sing or not.You know the plot.Stuck it is.Damn this E biz.
I guess I'll spill.Your head needs to chill.Like the song that never ends.It goes on and on my friends.
Figure it out? The Ear Worms making you shout? Got it now? I knew you'd get it somehow. E is for Ear Worm. Things stuck in your head long term. They just won't go away. As the songs tend to go on replay. The wheels on the bus go round in round when this is found. Don't you love my ear worm pass? I'm such an annoying little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Jock ve__ ___ ______ ______, ___!
E has come.Starring my bum.How does that work?Let your ears perk.
Just hit play.Do as I say.You'll then learn E.It's as easy as can be.
Got it, do you?A no came due?I guess this song is stuck in your head.You'll be hearing it in bed.
Here, this will help.You'll no longer yelp.Now you can concentrate.Figuring out E is your fate.
Whoops, way back in days of old,A new tune sure took hold.Now it is back to stuck.I guess you passed the buck.
Buck was passed?Did it last?Still stuck in?That's just a sin.
Now I'll really help out.
You need to know what E is about.So here's a story.In all it's glory.
They were a bunch.A bit out to lunch.Damn, I'm wrong.Just hit and song along.
Sing or not.You know the plot.Stuck it is.Damn this E biz.
I guess I'll spill.Your head needs to chill.Like the song that never ends.It goes on and on my friends.
Figure it out? The Ear Worms making you shout? Got it now? I knew you'd get it somehow. E is for Ear Worm. Things stuck in your head long term. They just won't go away. As the songs tend to go on replay. The wheels on the bus go round in round when this is found. Don't you love my ear worm pass? I'm such an annoying little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 6, 2017
A Little Me With This A To Z!
Where does the cat come from? Did you think I just appeared out some bum? Oh, that was a bit harsh. Hey, at least I don't come from a marsh. Did you think that? You can no longer be friends with the cat.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Jock v___ ___ ______ ______, ___!
The cat is here.
That you know.
I shake my rear,
With a daily show.
But from where?
Where did I come?
Do you care?
Oh yeah, V beats the drum.
Today is V.
It works for me.
Perfect at my sea.
With the A Between Z.
Love how that works?
V is just the best.
It has the perks.
It can fill you with zest.
It is elevated.
Yep, high in the air.
That much is fated.
You can trust my lair.
As for the land.
It has plenty of grass.
That is just grand,
Goes with my little rhyming ass.
It is rather flat.
Not many trees in sight.
I'd be a wide open cat,
Under the bright moonlight.
Guessed it yet?
Where I have come from?
I'm such a wild pet.
That still a no, chum?
Okay, I'll help.
Your curiosity can't be held.
I can't hear you yelp.
So for V it is veld.
The cat is from there.
Yep, the wild cat of the veld.
The veld is my ancestral lair.
Don't say anything was withheld.
Ever been to the veld? No where it is held? In Africa that may be. Southern they say across the sea. Guess it is flat. Some say means digging where they are at. Not sure that is true. But hey, it made the pangram work at my zoo. Did you know the cat was from there? My Savannah roots shine through at my lair. Now I'll go run in some veld grass and wiggle away my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Jock v___ ___ ______ ______, ___!
The cat is here.
That you know.
I shake my rear,
With a daily show.
But from where?
Where did I come?
Do you care?
Oh yeah, V beats the drum.
Today is V.
It works for me.
Perfect at my sea.
With the A Between Z.
Love how that works?
V is just the best.
It has the perks.
It can fill you with zest.
It is elevated.
Yep, high in the air.
That much is fated.
You can trust my lair.
As for the land.
It has plenty of grass.
That is just grand,
Goes with my little rhyming ass.
It is rather flat.
Not many trees in sight.
I'd be a wide open cat,
Under the bright moonlight.
Guessed it yet?
Where I have come from?
I'm such a wild pet.
That still a no, chum?
Okay, I'll help.
Your curiosity can't be held.
I can't hear you yelp.
So for V it is veld.
The cat is from there.
Yep, the wild cat of the veld.
The veld is my ancestral lair.
Don't say anything was withheld.
Ever been to the veld? No where it is held? In Africa that may be. Southern they say across the sea. Guess it is flat. Some say means digging where they are at. Not sure that is true. But hey, it made the pangram work at my zoo. Did you know the cat was from there? My Savannah roots shine through at my lair. Now I'll go run in some veld grass and wiggle away my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
A Liitle Me With This A To Z!
Where does the cat come from? Did you think I just appeared out some bum? Oh, that was a bit harsh. Hey, at least I don't come from a marsh. Did you think that? You can no longer be friends with the cat.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Jock v___ ___ ______ ______, ___!
The cat is here.
That you know.
I shake my rear,
With a daily show.
But from where?
Where did I come?
Do you care?
Oh yeah, V beats the drum.
Today is V.
It works for me.
Perfect at my sea.
With the A Between Z.
Love how that works?
V is just the best.
It has the perks.
It can fill you with zest.
It is elevated.
Yep, high in the air.
That much is fated.
You can trust my lair.
As for the land.
It has plenty of grass.
That is just grand,
Goes with my little rhyming ass.
It is rather flat.
Not many trees in sight.
I'd be a wide open cat,
Under the bright moonlight.
Guessed it yet?
Where I have come from?
I'm such a wild pet.
That still a no, chum?
Okay, I'll help.
Your curiosity can't be held.
I can't hear you yelp.
So for V it is veld.
The cat is from there.
Yep, the wild cat of the veld.
The veld is my ancestral lair.
Don't say anything was withheld.
Ever been to the veld? No where it is held? In Africa that may be. Southern they say across the sea. Guess it is flat. Some say means digging where they are at. Not sure that is true. But hey, it made the pangram work at my zoo. Did you know the cat was from there? My Savannah roots shine through at my lair. Now I'll go run in some veld grass and wiggle away my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Jock v___ ___ ______ ______, ___!
The cat is here.
That you know.
I shake my rear,
With a daily show.
But from where?
Where did I come?
Do you care?
Oh yeah, V beats the drum.
Today is V.
It works for me.
Perfect at my sea.
With the A Between Z.
Love how that works?
V is just the best.
It has the perks.
It can fill you with zest.
It is elevated.
Yep, high in the air.
That much is fated.
You can trust my lair.
As for the land.
It has plenty of grass.
That is just grand,
Goes with my little rhyming ass.
It is rather flat.
Not many trees in sight.
I'd be a wide open cat,
Under the bright moonlight.
Guessed it yet?
Where I have come from?
I'm such a wild pet.
That still a no, chum?
Okay, I'll help.
Your curiosity can't be held.
I can't hear you yelp.
So for V it is veld.
The cat is from there.
Yep, the wild cat of the veld.
The veld is my ancestral lair.
Don't say anything was withheld.
Ever been to the veld? No where it is held? In Africa that may be. Southern they say across the sea. Guess it is flat. Some say means digging where they are at. Not sure that is true. But hey, it made the pangram work at my zoo. Did you know the cat was from there? My Savannah roots shine through at my lair. Now I'll go run in some veld grass and wiggle away my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 5, 2017
Kind Of On Point At My Joint!
The A Between Z At My Sea!Jock ____ ___ ______ ______, ___!
Today is K.
It's on insecure day.
Can a day be insecure?
Maybe a day isn't pure?
I'll leave that for you.
Maybe you'll get a clue.
A clue to the day.
Making it happy at your bay.
If you're happy a day is happy?
Damn, that was rather yappy.
Did I lose you there?
I do that at my lair.
Wait! What the hell is K?
Yeah, that I heard you say.
I'm half way done almost,
And I still haven't said it at my coast.
Maybe it is you?
Think about that at your zoo?
Keepin' it Real starts with K.
Isn't the redneck special today?
Now I'm over half way.
You still can't find K?
You are staring right at it.
Don't make your eyes have a fit.
That could lead to strain.
Strain on the brain.
The later I already do.
So you wouldn't want two.
Two there is not.
Two's not in my K plot.
Are you wise now?
Don't raise that eyebrow.
It even counts for me.
Me and you, you see.
Do you really see?
No need to climb a tree.
Okay, don't lose your mind.
K is for Kind.
Not that mushy junk one bit.
Kind as an only one of it.
There is only one of you. Insecurities can run through many from zoo to zoo. But each have to deal in their own way. You make the call at the end of the day. Aren't I kind with my K kind? What? My A Between Z is making you lose your mind? Is that the only thing? I kind of want to know at my blog wing. Okay, I'm having fun. Ok, I am done. KK, I'm leaving. K, I was deceiving. K sure got worked in in mass by my one of a kind little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 4, 2017
A Carbon Cut In A Rut?
Disney sure makes a ton of dough and can put on quite the cartoon show. Have you ever looked closely though? The cat will help you out if the answer is no. So it's time for C. Cartoons come to be.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Joc_ ____ ___ ______ ______, ___!
A kid and dogs.Well wolves not frogs.Close enough I suppose. Bare feet has to be hard on the toes.
Umm, a kid and dogs.Yep, dogs not frogs. Didn't we do this?Dogs must cause bliss.
A kid on a log.Nope, no dog.Thinks he can fly?Bare feet, oh my.
A kid on a log. Is my mind in a fog?Is this on repeat?Carbon copies must be neat.
A bear whacks a cat.How rude is that? That is one mighty big club.Would stop fights at the pub.
A fox clubs a man.Must not be a fan.Damn it, haven't we done this? Carbon copy bliss.
A dwarf and a girl.They go for a whirl.Singing a cheery tune.Dopey is such a loon.
A fox and a dog.They dance in a bog.Wait, wasn't this done?Carbon copies are so fun.
A kid waving away.That log is here to stay.Oh look, there's a bear.I hear he can poo without a care.
A kid waving away.Damn it, enough okay?I'm done with this cartoon shit.Carbon copies every bit.
Maybe C should be for Carbon Copy instead? Now the repeat cartoons are in your head. Ever notice how it was done? Isn't trying to save on the budget fun? Disney doesn't seem to do it anymore. I guess Marvel, Pixar and Star Wars made them rich at their shore. Oh wait, Star Wars kinda did this too. Bah, at least this post was new. I'll now go pass some gas out of my original little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Joc_ ____ ___ ______ ______, ___!
A kid and dogs.Well wolves not frogs.Close enough I suppose. Bare feet has to be hard on the toes.
Umm, a kid and dogs.Yep, dogs not frogs. Didn't we do this?Dogs must cause bliss.
A kid on a log.Nope, no dog.Thinks he can fly?Bare feet, oh my.
A kid on a log. Is my mind in a fog?Is this on repeat?Carbon copies must be neat.
A bear whacks a cat.How rude is that? That is one mighty big club.Would stop fights at the pub.
A fox clubs a man.Must not be a fan.Damn it, haven't we done this? Carbon copy bliss.
A dwarf and a girl.They go for a whirl.Singing a cheery tune.Dopey is such a loon.
A fox and a dog.They dance in a bog.Wait, wasn't this done?Carbon copies are so fun.
A kid waving away.That log is here to stay.Oh look, there's a bear.I hear he can poo without a care.
A kid waving away.Damn it, enough okay?I'm done with this cartoon shit.Carbon copies every bit.
Maybe C should be for Carbon Copy instead? Now the repeat cartoons are in your head. Ever notice how it was done? Isn't trying to save on the budget fun? Disney doesn't seem to do it anymore. I guess Marvel, Pixar and Star Wars made them rich at their shore. Oh wait, Star Wars kinda did this too. Bah, at least this post was new. I'll now go pass some gas out of my original little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 3, 2017
Read Or Miss Option This!
The cat is on O today. Damn, I skipped far ahead at my bay. I heard you say that. Don't be silly where you are at. Of course that is an option for you. Also an option for me to ignore at my zoo.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Jo__ ____ ___ ______ ______, ___!
Away with O.Here we go.Could be B.But that ain't me.
Isn't or ain't.A language taint.An option for you.Option one or two?
What if there's three?That confuse thee?Can you pick a door,And find what's in store?
Go with the grain.Board that train.Look nowhere new.An option for you.
Go against it.Fight that shit.Can't be a yes.An option to do less.
Another option helmed.Is to just be whelmed.I optioned that helmed.Grammar Nazi's overwhelmed?
An option to read wrong.That may not make you sing along.Opinions can be strong.Like no ass crack Donkey Kong.
It's my option to notice that.Why? Not sure where we're at.You can have an opinion though.They are like assholes you know.
I guess Donkey Kong can't have one?Damn, look at what I learned under the gun.No asshole and no opinion allowed.I guess with an asshole you can stand proud.
That is an option for you.You could mope too.I'm not going to take your options away.I'll now option to let you have your say.
Do you like options at your sea? Do options make you flee? Do you need the rules set upon you? Now lots of questions have come due. Does that make you jittery? Indecisiveness doesn't get you glittery. Pick one or the other. Don't let them smother. Did you guess my option for O? If you didn't, I just don't know. Are you all choked up? My A Between Z causing you to hiccup? I made that option come to pass. I guess that would be option four thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
Jo__ ____ ___ ______ ______, ___!
Away with O.Here we go.Could be B.But that ain't me.
Isn't or ain't.A language taint.An option for you.Option one or two?
What if there's three?That confuse thee?Can you pick a door,And find what's in store?
Go with the grain.Board that train.Look nowhere new.An option for you.
Go against it.Fight that shit.Can't be a yes.An option to do less.
Another option helmed.Is to just be whelmed.I optioned that helmed.Grammar Nazi's overwhelmed?
An option to read wrong.That may not make you sing along.Opinions can be strong.Like no ass crack Donkey Kong.
It's my option to notice that.Why? Not sure where we're at.You can have an opinion though.They are like assholes you know.
I guess Donkey Kong can't have one?Damn, look at what I learned under the gun.No asshole and no opinion allowed.I guess with an asshole you can stand proud.
That is an option for you.You could mope too.I'm not going to take your options away.I'll now option to let you have your say.
Do you like options at your sea? Do options make you flee? Do you need the rules set upon you? Now lots of questions have come due. Does that make you jittery? Indecisiveness doesn't get you glittery. Pick one or the other. Don't let them smother. Did you guess my option for O? If you didn't, I just don't know. Are you all choked up? My A Between Z causing you to hiccup? I made that option come to pass. I guess that would be option four thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 2, 2017
I Jinx You At My Zoo!
Now you are screwed. Aren't I rude? By reading one word you've been jinxed today. Bad things will always come your way. And if you believe that, care to buy a cheap bridge from the cat?
You're a jinx.
I've made the links.
You watch and they lose.
Go away and snooze.
My team loses all day.
It's when you watch at your bay.
It has nothing to do with skill.
You're just a jinx run of the mill.
Yeah, it is your team.
Pffft done that stream.
But let's go to fairy tale land,
And pretend that is the right stand.
Guess what?
Not just yours at your hut.
Millions may claim the team.
Uh oh, ruined your dream.
And what does that mean?
It means you aren't the dean.
Not even the janitor guy.
Sorry, I don't tell a lie.
But you're still a jinx.
Don't give any winks.
That takes all skill away.
You jinx with a wink every day.
So you're a jinx too?
Damn, that makes a few.
Oh no, there's 5000 more.
So many jinxes of lore.
Now 5002 people are a jinx.
Lock them all in police precincts.
Then your team will win.
You just did all the jinxes in.
What? They still lost?
All jinxes weren't tossed.
There must have been 5003.
Still jinxed are we.
Nope, no skill.
Don't swallow that pill.
It is all because of a jinx.
Maybe by a scary lynx.
You humans sure are pathetic at times. Some days I have more hope for mimes. Teams win because they played better than the other. Sorry, they weren't jinxed by any friend, nemesis or mother. Believe in some fake jinx? If you do, I'm a golden sphinx. Now you're a fool times two. Whoops, did I type that at my zoo? That really stinks. I'll blame it on a jinx. Nah, I made that come to pass. No fake jinx needed from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
You're a jinx.
I've made the links.
You watch and they lose.
Go away and snooze.
My team loses all day.
It's when you watch at your bay.
It has nothing to do with skill.
You're just a jinx run of the mill.
Yeah, it is your team.
Pffft done that stream.
But let's go to fairy tale land,
And pretend that is the right stand.
Guess what?
Not just yours at your hut.
Millions may claim the team.
Uh oh, ruined your dream.
And what does that mean?
It means you aren't the dean.
Not even the janitor guy.
Sorry, I don't tell a lie.
But you're still a jinx.
Don't give any winks.
That takes all skill away.
You jinx with a wink every day.
So you're a jinx too?
Damn, that makes a few.
Oh no, there's 5000 more.
So many jinxes of lore.
Now 5002 people are a jinx.
Lock them all in police precincts.
Then your team will win.
You just did all the jinxes in.
What? They still lost?
All jinxes weren't tossed.
There must have been 5003.
Still jinxed are we.
Nope, no skill.
Don't swallow that pill.
It is all because of a jinx.
Maybe by a scary lynx.
You humans sure are pathetic at times. Some days I have more hope for mimes. Teams win because they played better than the other. Sorry, they weren't jinxed by any friend, nemesis or mother. Believe in some fake jinx? If you do, I'm a golden sphinx. Now you're a fool times two. Whoops, did I type that at my zoo? That really stinks. I'll blame it on a jinx. Nah, I made that come to pass. No fake jinx needed from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 1, 2017
At The Start A Brain Fart?
The A to Z is here. I'm sure all know that far and near. But then could it be Z to A at my sea? It was done last year by me. Bah, that is too easy for you to guess. So I'm going to leave your mind one big mess. Today is J, get it yet at your bay?
The A Between Z At My Sea!
J___ ____ ___ ______ ______, ___!
J's been for jump.
Got over that hump.
I'm a jumping cat.
But you knew that.
So J will stray.
Stray away at our bay.
Stray from near the middle.
In the Junkyard we'll fiddle.
Do you have one near you?
Could be treasure to view.
Depending on your definition I suppose.
Subjective as she goes.
Don't lose your mind.
Let's start the find.
There you can search,
And add to your junk perch.
A junkyard has police cars.
Could bust bums at bars.
You may get arrested though.
Or create a Let's Be Cops foe.
Buses are there.
Many to spare.
Can drive kiddies around.
Take them all to the pound.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm a no hair pull liking cat.
I'll run over you with my fire truck.
Can be found in a junk yard with any luck.
What about space?
Yeah, from an alien race.
Err umm maybe not.
But they have space junk by the lot.
Used NASA rockets can be found.
Not sure they'd get you off the ground.
But maybe if you fiddle a bit.
You'd really be the space shit.
And for those not interested in Mars,
You can find some classic cars.
Insurance on those suck though.
Just thought I'd let you know.
Have you ever found anything good in a junkyard? Did you know finding space junk wasn't that hard? Is my A Between Z confusing to thee? Pangrams can do that when you see. Hey, the cat will do just as many as you. I'm just a little out of order at my zoo. But I'll still give plenty of sass. You can count on that from my rebellious little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The A Between Z At My Sea!
J___ ____ ___ ______ ______, ___!
J's been for jump.
Got over that hump.
I'm a jumping cat.
But you knew that.
So J will stray.
Stray away at our bay.
Stray from near the middle.
In the Junkyard we'll fiddle.
Do you have one near you?
Could be treasure to view.
Depending on your definition I suppose.
Subjective as she goes.
Don't lose your mind.
Let's start the find.
There you can search,
And add to your junk perch.
A junkyard has police cars.
Could bust bums at bars.
You may get arrested though.
Or create a Let's Be Cops foe.
Buses are there.
Many to spare.
Can drive kiddies around.
Take them all to the pound.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm a no hair pull liking cat.
I'll run over you with my fire truck.
Can be found in a junk yard with any luck.
What about space?
Yeah, from an alien race.
Err umm maybe not.
But they have space junk by the lot.
Used NASA rockets can be found.
Not sure they'd get you off the ground.
But maybe if you fiddle a bit.
You'd really be the space shit.
And for those not interested in Mars,
You can find some classic cars.
Insurance on those suck though.
Just thought I'd let you know.
Have you ever found anything good in a junkyard? Did you know finding space junk wasn't that hard? Is my A Between Z confusing to thee? Pangrams can do that when you see. Hey, the cat will do just as many as you. I'm just a little out of order at my zoo. But I'll still give plenty of sass. You can count on that from my rebellious little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 31, 2017
On The Take For Heaven's Sake!
The cat will help you all out today. I know you are all going crazy with the a to z on its way. Or if you are ahead like me, you are simply resting at your sea. But I'll still help so none will yelp.
Got to go.
Got to work.
For me foe,
That awful jerk.
Can't play online.
Nope, not today.
My time won't align,
Or so they say.
Well this is nifty.
Maybe even great.
It doesn't sound shifty,
And I can still relate.
Take your web.
Take it with you.
The flow and ebb,
Can still come true.
I go to and fro.
My sites are here.
What do you know,
They are ever so clear.
Blogs about porn.
Blogs about writing.
I don't have to be torn,
Don't even need good lighting.
Hooked up to all.
My phone and what not.
I'm having a ball.
Everything is caught.
Work's not done.
But hey, I'm here.
Don't ruin my fun.
I like my cheer.
Cars are honking.
I just hit one.
Something went plonking.
Too bad I must run.
I have yet to eat.
My fridge is bare.
But oh what a treat,
I can take my web anywhere.
Hmm, on second thought I may not help a lot. The cat just read "take your web with you" and this post came due. Oh what can spur me on. Do you take it with you across the lawn? Hope you don't crash and dash as you may get thrown in the trash. Now I'll go relax and eat some grass. That sure works for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Got to go.
Got to work.
For me foe,
That awful jerk.
Can't play online.
Nope, not today.
My time won't align,
Or so they say.
Well this is nifty.
Maybe even great.
It doesn't sound shifty,
And I can still relate.
Take your web.
Take it with you.
The flow and ebb,
Can still come true.
I go to and fro.
My sites are here.
What do you know,
They are ever so clear.
Blogs about porn.
Blogs about writing.
I don't have to be torn,
Don't even need good lighting.
Hooked up to all.
My phone and what not.
I'm having a ball.
Everything is caught.
Work's not done.
But hey, I'm here.
Don't ruin my fun.
I like my cheer.
Cars are honking.
I just hit one.
Something went plonking.
Too bad I must run.
I have yet to eat.
My fridge is bare.
But oh what a treat,
I can take my web anywhere.
Hmm, on second thought I may not help a lot. The cat just read "take your web with you" and this post came due. Oh what can spur me on. Do you take it with you across the lawn? Hope you don't crash and dash as you may get thrown in the trash. Now I'll go relax and eat some grass. That sure works for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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