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A Whoopdi Between Causes A Scene!

Robbie Raisin is back and bringing a new edition of Whoopdi Friggin Doo to our shack. It will be compelling and there may be some yelling. Don't worry about spelling. Where it will go there is no telling.

A Between Z At My Sea!
Jock veld big Sphynx quartz, W__!

Where do we start today? I guess there is some between play. That could do anywhere at all. Brian the cat what have you to say at your hall?
I like whiffing windows more than whiffing butts!
Well that is one between we don't go near. Truedessa, anything between besides a rear?
butt watchers are everywhere
so one better beware!
I guess not. Sandra do you suffer from butt eye rot?
....you keep broadening my horizons:)
Broadening butts you say? Suza, going all butt at your bay?
Hmmm, I think I might leave those
But maybe take their clothes!
So more of an "other part" person, are we? Belva, are you on a nudist spree?
Rub the gray matter for that one
Think of all that gives aggravation
Will only end up in total constipation
Hmm rubbing gray matter may give one a thrill. Alex, does gray matter fit your bill?
Screaming babies - not on a plane, not on a train, and movies drive me insane.
I guess not as you don't find babies hot to trot. Or maybe just snip snip. Optimistic long name guy, care to take a trip?
a morning without coffee is sure to get me quite bent
So quite bendy at your sea? Joanne, any gutter thoughts come to be?
I"m stuck with the Brady Bunch theme in my head 
Guess you are all wholesome and such. Al Penwasser, ready to reach out and touch?
Flying is aggravating?
Now THERE'S the ticket!
The TSA can be grating.
They should all just stick it.
So the TSA does it for you? Snowcatcher what comes due?
You'd think that might help us sleep like fools
But no siree, Zzzs are hard to come by
Wow, no sleep means you must being having umm fun. Marg, going to enjoy the sun?
Every time you turn around, it is time to charge something.  
Going all solar power are you? Adam, do you have a between clue?
I'm going to see how long my wife will let me keep the bedroom low-key
No umm frisky for you? Hank, what is really true?
Today We Loom In The Bedroom!
House rules to avoid the gloom
No electronics
Making each other sick
Can expect then love to bloom
Guess he has no problem getting frisky. Tabbies who sound like they drink a lot of whiskey?
orlin N cassie....therz knot a whole lot oh electronix round heer coz eye like ta chew cordz.... { tuna } plus de food serviss gurl getted fed up with de bull$#it on tee & vee, cancelled cable, her got rid oh de what cha call it box that played free tee vee & if her wants ta watch sum thin, itz a dvd ~

heerz two a gulf menhaden { this ree lee IZ a fish !! } kinda week oh end ♥♥♥
I will just nod and agree. Mary, what's your in between spree?
Never in the bedroom alone?
Well......this makes me wonder.
Well two are more fun. Blue, what between have you spun?
Where's the party at?
How come a snip snip cat
Has nuts on his mat?
Many nuts at play
At your bay
The other day
Quite a scary display...
Anyway...
It's Wednesday...
Such a fun day!
Did Suza beat me to it?
Did Hank just blew it?
Where's True Blue?
Where's Scooby Doo?
Many questions from The Goo...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat post!
From coast to coast!
Wow, snip snip, nuts and parties from you. Enjoy the group play at your zoo. What else is out there. Betsy, do you have something rare?
A neck chew for us to view?
Part vampire, are you?
Some people like that stuff. Bijoux, is sharing tough?
Caught wearing a diaper? Sometimes you just don't want to know!
Yeah, some we don't want to know. Betty, care to add to the show?
They keep getting more weird overtime
Dont ever want to think of some of these things
Whoopdi Friggin Doo may need new blood. Birgit, gonna make a thud?
I wonder if the goat on a boat knows the lad with the diaper whose tongue is stuck inside his wife...and is her--oh gosh I can't write any more or I will need to take a shower and clean myself with javax
Damn, some fetishes are an over share. Rosey, are you going to share without a care?
These kinds of posts remind me that not everyone on the other side of the computer is running on all cylinders. ;)
She is calling all out. Robyn, going to turn this about?
I'm lazy and would rather watch Miley twerk
Umm enjoy your viewing. Jaclyn, what are you doing?
I remember getting lots of germs this morning from slicing my finger on a dirty, nasty staple
Having a panic attack we see. Susan Gourley, anything to let fly free?
You made me laugh today because this past weekend, I went on a trip, stepped on a broken sidewalk, fell, turned my ankle, broke ribs, rode a bus, went to the hospital
We never meant literally trying to fly. Theresa, anything to add before we say goodbye?
There's always so much to do, it's a rare luxury to actually get to do it though.
A bit backwards we have to say. But enjoy those "luxuries" at your bay. Whoopdi Friggin Doo will now go off the air. I think you gave our viewers a scare. Robbie Raisin may need a shower. So enjoy life until our next hour.
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You sure all had a lot to say. The cat is just shaking his head at our bay. Oh what the word between digs up. Not the kind of digging by a pup. Unless you want to blame one of those. It could work for your curling toes. The cat will now go talk to the singing bass. He is far less dirty when talking to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.

Zones At Play Here Today!

Today I'll strike a tone as the cat is in the zone. I'll be playing zone defense today. Or not, as basketball I don't play. I've been known to chew on the ball though. It's Z for zone today in case you don't know.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sphynx quartz, ___!
I must watch,
As I play hop scotch.
Hey, that's what it's like,
As each key I strike.

Same in your land?
I type with one hand.
So I have an excuse,
For letting my eyes run loose.

Isn't typing for T?
How can it be Z?
Plenty of questions from you,
And no typing coming due.

You're in the zone.
Giving off each groan.
Setting the tone,
To the zone.

Zone what?
A zone rut?
The Zone on YTV?
That was a flashback for me.

Pokemon and Dragonball Z.
They used to be on the Zone to see.
Bah, off topic now.
Don't have a cow.

A no cow having zone.
We'll leave the cows alone.
War zone with them anyway.
Each step a bomb of crap at play.

All kinds of zones.
Can make out of cones.
Those orange pylon things.
Zones can have orange flings.

An Oompa Loompa zone.
That just get a groan?
Oompa Loompas having fun?
We won't touch that one.

But we are touching the keys.
There is no brain freeze.
Even if we have to look,
Our fingers have zone typing down at our nook.

Heard of zone typing before? It means your fingers recall each key at your shore. They are already at the one you want to press. Typing with one hand you'd think I'd have less. But nope, it goes where it needs to be. Easy as can be too at our sea. So get to zone typing commenting after reading this pass. Or just zone out with my confusing little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling. 

A Flock of Talk!

The cat talks all year. Every day without fear. Now I may cause some fear. After all, zombie feet has come near. But the cat sure does talk as I sit and gawk. You may have guessed it is T and talk sure comes to be.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sphynx quart_, ___!
Can talk the talk.May take a walk.That how that goes?Damned, if I knows.
Look at that grammar.Did you stammer?I made you talk.Guess it's a lock.
Was that a shock?I made you talk.No mind reading came due.Is that strange to you?
Why didn't you do that?Flapped where you're at.Did you ask it to be done?Nope, but now your mouth does run.
Hmm, backwards land?Mind reading at hand?Psychics are everywhere?Who knew at their lair?
Wait, it didn't get done.The mouth did run.I guess psychics are fake.No mind reading to partake.
Mouth still flapping away.Talk about having your say.You should have done it.Even if talk before was never lit.
You should just know.No need for flow.Talking is so overrated.At least until it's been dated.
Then if you are past due,A talking will come through.I'll talk your ear off.You made me scoff.
Did I ask for it to be done?Nope, my lips didn't run.But now they do as you should know.Not like I talked in riddles on the go.
Pfffft says the cat. You want something, ask where you're at. As in, you know, talk. Don't just sit and mind gawk. Do you expect and not ask? That can be a rather futile task. Now if you talk and it doesn't get done. Then maybe you can let your mouth run. But if you don't, done it won't. Whoops, bad grammar once more. Made you talk twice at my shore. I threw in a question too. 3 times at my zoo. I better go before you talk more than that singing bass. He never shuts up sometimes when talking to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.

A Ra Ra Ra Well La De Da!

The cat goes all ra ra ra today. Ugg it hurts the head at my bay. Lumping in with nuts makes me wish for butt sniffing mutts. At least they have more brains. Nope, not the god Ra causing pains. Humans do that with ease. I guess you know in R is about to breeze.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sphynx quar__, ___!
Head in the sand.
Head up an ass.
Life is in hand,
Agree with your mass.

Along comes a schmuck.
They are ever so dumb.
But who gives a fluck,
They are automatically my chum.

They'll get my vote.
They have to have it.
They are my party of note.
So I have to vote like a twit.

They really did that?
Bah, all is forgiven.
They may have fallen flat,
They were simply driven.

They are the same religion.
I have to stand by their side.
It was only bad by a smidgen.
So simply take it in stride.

They are allowed to do it.
That is simply their way.
Who cares if they are a dumb shit.
They are part of our fray.

By fray I mean race.
Races must stick together.
No matter our bad embrace,
Those oh so racists we must weather.

They deserve every single cent.
They work hard for it.
There is nothing to repent.
The company is a hit.

The simple folk don't get it.
We are what keep it going.
So he embezzled a bit.
The rich keep the money flowing.

And a ra ra ra.
Stick your head up there.
With a la de da,
Join the correct mass blare.

Pfffft an idiot is an idiot no matter the affiliation to this, that or the other thing. The cat doesn't care what affiliation you bring. If you go all ra ra ra and make excuses because they are in the same whatever as you, means you're no better or just don't have a clue. Let's blame the other side to whatever it is. Yep, that will sure solve the idiot biz. Easier to justify and shift blame I guess than to actually admit and deal with the mess. Do you ra ra ra blindly for whatever mass? Pffft is all the cat can say with his little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.

An Every Day Where We Stay!

The cat finds it fun so this has to be done. Fun with word fun. A double must be done. A double whammy maybe? I can wham at my sea. My wham is more of a slam. But we don't need to get into that jam.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sphynx qua___, ___!
An every day thing.Today I'll sing.Sing like a canary.Not like Little House on the Prairie.
Why did that pop out?Who knows what it's about.I'm delaying you say?Bah, we'll get there, okay?
You can't catch me.I can sure flee.But when your laces are half gone,That makes you less knight more pawn.
Hungry you say?Some bread on a tray?What? Don't look at me.You ate it in your last spree.
The toilet paper is gone?You found it on the lawn?Who rolled that all out?What is that one about?
Your baked goods went missing?Looks like someone was kissing?Who'd kiss a baked good?Maybe your baking is just misunderstood.
That meat tray walked off?Now, now, don't scoff.You can go vegan for a day.I now have to go play.
 Your sheets have holes?The fabric was taken by moles?Damn, mole sheet eaters.Worse than trick or treaters.
Your watch is long gone?Who pulled such a con?Those pesky watch thieves are about.You better watch out.
Stop staring at me.I think it's time I flee.Oh, right it can be flee for A.So I will absquatulate away.  
Aren't I such a pesky cat? I say poppy cock to such accusations where I'm at. Why would I absquatulate with muffins or bread? Do you see them under the bed? Oh, there were crumbs in the litter box? Hmmm maybe it was left by a fox? I think I'm digging a deeper hole with each pass. It's time I absquatulate away with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.

Come For A Thrill With No Need For A Pill!

Humans sure get aroused easy enough. Don't even need to be in the buff. The cat thinks they are nuts. Who wants to see their naked butts? But now you gotta catch them all? Oh how far they fall.

Gotta catch them all.
Out and have a ball.
A ball that is thrown.
Makes a funny tone.

Nope, not half snip snip.
That would be a wasted trip.
Nope, not an std or three.
Although some have such a spree.

It's time to thrill.
The cat may feel ill.
But humans like it.
More than a bit?

Even a bit?
What is this umm shit?
Who comes up with this?
That hard up for a kiss.

Time for the view.
Stripping for you.
Hundreds in the crew.
Nope, no orgy for you.

Time to show your very best.
Gotta be better than the zest.
Like no one ever was.
I'm done mocking that just because.

Okay, maybe not.
As you travel the land a lot.
Only carrying six at a time.
Actually you only need two if in your prime.

Comes in many sizes.
With the hope it rises.
Of course it may fall flat,
If you aren't into that.

Back to the ball.
Throw it out for all.
Poof, out it comes.
You see some bare bums.

Pikachu is on display,
In such a provocative way.
As you get ready to battle.
Those walls may sure rattle.

Have you guessed it? What is with my Pokemon gutter fit? How could I be so crass? Oh right, they now have Pokemon lingerie for every lass. Would that just get you raring to go? Pikachu showing high and low. Now that is what we call a thrill at our hall. Excuse the cat while I hawk up a hairball. Ready to see Pokemon lingerie on your lad or lass? No need to really tell my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

It's True, A U Not You!

Hey, don't get greedy at my sea, leave that to me. I used you for y. I can't use you for u a second try. That might make a theme. Who needs one of those at our stream? Not little old me. I just let it fly free. Are you saying I do? Well poo on you.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sphynx qu____, ___!
This you need.That you don't.Do the deed,Or fun you won't.
Tell you U.Tell you A.Without a clue,You have your say.
Bourne gave it.This way or that.A tat for tit,Not where it's at.
Tit for tat,Doesn't work too.Trust the cat.I gave a clue.
Comment or die.Read or burn.Jump or fly.Work or don't return.
The first is the want.The second the bad.With it they taunt.Out to lunch a tad.
Buy or fry.Lose or die.Pay or die.Death, oh my.
It's a safe bet,Even for this pet.You use the biggest threat.It may or may not be met.
Some have hot air.Others a want.Some pull their hair.Others just taunt. 
The decision is on you.You must make the final stand.If no belief is true,Tell them to pound sand.
Got my U today? If not you may be caused dismay. Not really at my sea. It is just the word play coming to be. Hints were thrown. Got it at the tone? The Bourne one was easy. Should be all easy peasy. Okay, I'll tell. U is for ultimatum where we dwell. Don't you love being given those? Do you give them and cause others woes? Notice how the second is always something bad? I guess that's the point to be had. Whether used by lad or lass ultimatums can kiss my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Hey Diddle Diddle Time To Quiddle!

The cat is going to post today. I will get there at my bay. It could take me a while. I first have to walk a mile. A mile in my mind. That is hard to find. Find space to walk. Are you tired of my talk?

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sphynx q_____, ___!
Are you in for a riddle?What lies in the middle?The middle of what?Confused at my hut.
I made that up.I'm not a pup.I watched Youtube today.It was a fine display.
Look, another one.Isn't Youtube fun.Comments on a post.Mean people coast to coast.
There is a gif too.Would it be gifs times two?I've made some of those.Do farts smell like a rose?
Aren't I supposed to be posting?Posting instead of blindly coasting.Is there a point to this?Maybe the point you did miss.
Points on point.That could anoint.Anoint what I don't know.We'll go with it though.
Did you solve the riddle?Hey diddle diddle.I'll diddle around some more.Could be taken many ways at ones shore.
I made a paper airplane.Aren't I a pain?I should be posting something less confusing,But airplanes are so amusing.
Look! Some dog hair.Maybe a wig with the spare? Nah, rolls up to quirky.May not make one perky.
Nope, not perky now.Don't raise an eyebrow.I had to have a look.Now I'll read a book.
Did you read all of that? Are you confused by the cat? That is sure nothing new. Did you answer anything at my zoo? Questions came due. A riddle that may not be a riddle for you. Wow, more confused than ever? Are you trying to be clever? Are you twiddling fingers or hair? You're doing it too at your lair. What are you doing? Weren't you following my viewing? You are doing the word of the day. Q it is on display. Now I'll go back to quiddling and maybe some diddling. Bah, I'll just talk to the singing bass. That is all that is needed to do by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

The X Team Isn't A Dream!

Although the cat may wish it were. Stupid until maybe the blue fur. Wait, they screwed with that too. A Hulk wannabe came due. Did you guess I was on X? Maybe the movies have a hex. Oh, and yes Sphynx is spelled like the breed of cat. Don't like it, try a pangram where you are at. Now the X-men times ten.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sphynx ______, ___!

What have we here?A team sure is clear.Or maybe they are a group.Hey, could be locked in a coop.
   A stampede of bad guys.They swarm like flies.They want to squash the good guys flat. Are you still with the cat?


New animation for the end.Stories went around the bend.Stupid most end ones were. Notice stuff besides blue fur?

A new edition here.Went back in time I fear.A young bunch in their gear.Is something still clear?

Could be clearer still.This shows it at will.You can see it clear. Notice what is near?

Even the old school has some.They may look rather umm dumb.But it has some in it. Catching on a bit?

Even this really really bad show had it. Trust me, it was bad way more than a bit.Awful in every single way.But still has it on display.
Even Spider Man came to play.He saw it on display.He has it too.Guess it yet at my zoo?

This has none.A spark maybe for fun.But nothing here one bit.Have you guessed it?

Ready for some S&M?Get what I'm trying to condemn?Ignore the blue of two.Now you've got it at your zoo.
Color was the answer to my X-men rant. Did color just magically go poof at some movie plant? Let's make them S&M wannabes in leather. Any storm they can weather together. At least black leather was kept in style as they went the no color mile. Notice that about X-men at your sea? Isn't color better to see for thee? Maybe it is just too low class. Keep your black leather away from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

A Little N I Pen!

Did you guess by the title that today's letter is N? Well no need to guess now at my den. I just told you all. Aren't I helpful at my hall? What will be for N? Maybe that nose one again?

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sphyn_ ______, ___!
I could be on the nose.
We know how that goes.
I could get nosey too.
But then a reboot would come due.

Guess if that is a no,
Would nostopathy relate to my show?
Nah, just no normalism for me.
Who needs a repeat nose spree?

Things could be worse?
Reboots make me curse.
But they could still be worse?
Yeah, like one could be in a hearse.

Nosography would be used.
Maybe a nosebag if confused.
Notalgia is sure no fun.
I've had that a ton.

Just a notandum for you.
No notophily need come due.
Even nothingarians get a pass.
I keep notitia of each class.

For my own nous though.
Don't try and noyade my show.
I'm not Highlander you know.
Just a nuncius scurrying low.

I'm a tad numquid too.
But that you probably knew.
If numquid you are,
And can decipher this at my sand bar.

Otherwise your nose may get red.
Could think you're in a nuncle bed.
That is not a naughty nun by the way.
I know a few to the gutter may stray.

A nupson I may be.
At least the fool part at my sea.
Maybe as I fool you.
Fooled by a fool makes you a fool times two?

Take a nychthemeron and think on that.
After another nychthemeron get back to the cat.
Or continue with Nymphology.
Studying that beats the nose and biology.

Did you get my N? Wowee, so many at my den. Can you choose just one? That may be the point of my run. NEW is the word of the day and I didn't even have to give it a say. Wasn't a post on new, as that's been done too. Instead you learned new N words in mass. There is no need to thank my new n word teaching little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.