Pat Hatt's Blog, page 86

Back To You For A View!

It has been a bit since the cat did it. So with today being Y we'll let you fly. Yes, You are for Y. Did you get that on the first try? Still stuck on why I'm dong Y now? I'm sure you'll get unstuck somehow.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sphy__ ______, ___!
 There are blogs from coast to coast,Some are even worth a boast.Like here where I chew the fat.Oops, this isn't about the cat.
We will go True Wanderings across the land.There you may Wanna Buy A Duck in hand.Whoops, that may be a flashback shock.I mean Wanna Buy Belva Block?
I think I just may be Standing Into Danger.In The Corner of My Eye I'll watch for a stranger.Mama Diaries may have a plan.I hope it isn't a flash in the pan.
Then I'll end up Theresa's Mixed Nuts.Yeah, Halloween Nazi is stuck in scary ruts.I don't think I'd make good herbs.At least that is the Musings From The Burbs.
Maybe The Blue Grumpster will give a ring.Something like...If You Were A Ummm...Thing!Blabber would have a list for that.10, unless she cheats with a Raviolis and Waterworks extra stat.
Hey, I'm Just Keepin' It Real Folks.Not like I'm out there causing strokes.A Beer For The Shower though on the other hand.They may go cause strokes across the land.
Then you'd be over the Rainbow.Unless to the other place you go.666 would bring no Mail4Rosey.She'd run away as it wouldn't be cozy.
Couldn't get no BB Creations there.Rawkn' Robyn may have erotic poems to spare.I just had to throw that in.You know, like a Neko Random spin.
Hey, go Write With Fey.Did you know Fey rhymes with hey?I cooked rhyme in Canela Kitchen.Would Al Penwasser think it bitchin? 
Well Every Day Amazin we can't be.So don't hold that against me.You hear that Alex J Cavanaugh..aka Ninja Wannabe.Yipeee, I worked in the two names of thee.
What's better than being a Snow Catcher?Certainly not a ball fetcher.Brian's Home has none of those.Unless hidden away afraid to pose.
Marg's Animals may join in.Who knows what donkeys will give a spin.You can go ask My Five Men.What? It beats me when.
Maybe Sandra Cox will know.Did I get a no go?Dark Thoughts will get you nowhere.Don't go cursing my lair.
Susan Gourley has the 411.She'll be sure and get it done.If not blame a monkey wrench coming due.Or just enjoy A Bench With A View.
There we go. Did you get in for the you at my show? Are you even still around? A year ago this was written at my mound. Well almost a year. Could be new ones near my rhyming rear. I'll get you as well. Whoopdi Friggin Doo has to raise a little hell. Hopefully no one, including me, has croaked. That wouldn't leave any stoked. Now I'm through with You in mass. So it can be back to all about my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.

Welcome Home, There's No Need To Roam!

All you need now is a welcome mat. Or a go away mat if you want people to scat. For you have the home you always wanted right here. Some may cost a bit I fear. But they will be worth every penny. They sure are unlike any.


The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sph___ ______, ___!

A house that's tall.You can see all. No giant can get you.Don't fall at your new zoo.

One for Blue.Can live in a shoe.Only needs one.Shoo now and have fun.

You're a little teapot.The house may get hot.It may steam up too.Okay, I'm through.



Look at those. Chompers after your toes.Halloween Nazi's dream.She'd probably feed it ice cream.

Up and down? Out on the town?Maybe you can roll.No need to stroll.

Fly me to the moon? Cheap airfare before noon.May not be mile high.But you can try.

Speaking of high.You may need to fly. Or you may need to jump.Getting in may make you a grump.

A giant mutt.Tongues in a rut. If that thing could lick.That would be ick.

Around you can go.Live in a UFO.Probes are optional when yours.Just add that to the chores.


A tisket, a tasket.Go live in a basket.Some friends can join.May cost a bit of coin.
Any homes strike your fancy? Living in some of them may be chancy. In case you missed it H is for home. Or house could work for this poem. Take your pick between the two. Oh, today is H for my in between too. Now you are all caught up and ready to move in. Enjoy your new homestead bin. The cat would have fun with a few given a pass. Yeah, I'm a weird little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

A Wake Between Kinda Scene?

Since the cat is doing the in between a to z, something you know by now at my sea, and today is a break. Pfffft, those we don't take. Wow, getting long winded aren't I? Anyway, I'll give this in between a try.

A comment went bad.
Typos were had.
Drive some mad.
Answer's easy at your pad.

I wasn't really awake.
Wow, a fake awake partake?
Now that sure is neat.
Is that some kind of cheat?

You forgot that or this.
Anything you could miss.
Keys, wallet or even cash.
Some forget the kids when they dash.

I wasn't really awake.
Damn, there's a double take.
That excuse really gets around.
Like an STD it is profound.

Didn't get that done.
I heard your mouth run.
But it didn't register in my head.
I had just gotten out of bed.

Meaning I wasn't really awake.
A brand new..old...way to fake.
Say the same thing in a new way.
I guess it beats just hitting replay.

I forgot to cook.
There was no food crook.
I forgot to shop too.
Here, grab a box and chew.

I wasn't really awake.
I didn't want to bake.
Not being really awake,
I'd make a bad cake.

An excuse in an excuse.
That isn't any bit abstruse.
Great lengths of mankind.
Those to do nothing are easy to find.

You missed the between part?
Don't take it to heart.
You weren't really awake.
Somewhere between there, snowflake.

So what are you if you weren't really awake? A walking, talking garden rake? Ever use that excuse at your sea? Maybe your eyes were a bit crusty? Pick that gunk off and you can see. See you are awake as can be. Such an excuse worthy human mass. That is all from my awake little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

A Pussy Parade About Fair Trade!

That title shall bring in the search engine nuts. Hey, don't go wiggling your butts. Nothing will go past PG today at my sea. All will remain whelmed with the post that is helmed. Now that that has been said. Time for me to go and be fed.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sp____ ______, ___!
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Fair trade they say.An even display.Each side measuring up fair.Is that something I can bear?

 The evil eye.She gave to this guy.I wanted the bed.I needed to rest my head.

No you may not.Stay with the lot.No jumping down with me.That isn't fair you see.

What do you know?One high, one low. Only one may look at me though.Even if both are a foe.

 That sure is right.Look up into the night.There I be.I'm fairly stalking thee.

No fleas on me.I gave them to thee.That is fair as can be.Sure works for me.

Blocking out the light.That may hurt your sight.Cassie has it down. So much for fair trade town.

No! Stay!Can't come my way.Be a bobble head wannabe.That is what comes of thee.

See? Like this.Bobble head bliss.Stay up and not down. Then you won't frown.

Now here am I.I've got you all in my eye.I also have the whole bed.Leave me or things may run red.
There you are. I'm not afraid to show I'm greedy at my sand bar. Fair trade means it is all mine. Isn't that the way of any feline? Still stuck on pussy parade? Felines are all in which we wade. I already used the other letters that had words for cat. So this is the one that got the monthly cat stat. But you can play in the gutter and be crass. That never bothers my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Round Fifty Seven At Play Here Today!

The search engine nuts are slow and steady, but their weird crap is still at the ready. Here they are for the a to z. I know you know they are as weird as can be.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big S_____ ______, ___!

using a skateboard falls off

That would be me if I ever tried at my sea.

bet you still lurk images

Do you want the image clearer? Well just look in the mirror.

it's there (remastered)

Not here, just there? A rebooted affair.

big boob anime women show

Animation is your thing? May get a paper cut with that fling.

rat porn

Stick with the paper cut. Way better than rat smut.

All seeing eye

Sorry, not in some secret group. On them I'd take a poop.

polka guys juggling

Can they do that at the same time? Sure more impressive than a mime.

also can you show it

No thank you. But I've got zombie feet in view.

my mother ate my shoe

The blue guy has a winner. Someones mother ate his shoe for dinner.

hello how are you kitty

Just fine. Don't touch the feline.

freezy breezes on the sea

Cold as ice. Oh, how nice.

Shit stuck on my shoe

Take a stick and proceed to pick.

Provincial help for 

For what? But help for anything isn't going to happen at your hut.

mighty cramps are ick

Mighty like Thor? Say no more.

And the winner of the day is looking for info from any bay. I hope you don't know the answer to this. This really really can't cause bliss. Nuts sure are everywhere. This guy seems to want a umm spare?

How to bronze my penis
And why would I know that? I am a snip snip cat. Maybe it was all the snip snip talk? That would be rather umm hard to walk. The cat will take getting fixed over that. Who thinks up this strat? Beats the fluck out of me. Is a bronzed one something you'd like to see? I think I too shall pass and remain a snip snipped little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Time To Flame The Wanna Play A Game!

Wanna may make some cringe. Throw in a gonna and Suza may go off hinge. Whoops, was that the cat? Okay, enough of that. We need to play a new game. That is obviously, at least to most, today's claim.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big ______ ______, ___!
A game for this.A game for that.Some bring bliss.Some bring a bat.
A bat and a ball.Yeah, it's just one.No bliss at all.Maybe with a home run?
 Did I give the game away?That is rather mean.That's a game two can play.The grass doesn't need to be green.
Just put your game face on.In that face you can trust. Don't run across the lawn.Okay, if you really must.
What's the name of the game?Is it base, foot or basket?Together you have a weird laundry claim.Rednecks everywhere may blow a gasket.
Did that make you frown?You can answer that.For I'm the only game in town.A crazy rhyming cat.
If waiting for a rhyming mutt,You'll have to play the waiting game.They are stuck in a butt rut.But hey, that could bring one fame.
Still can't figure out my a to z?May be too late at this stage of the game.Hey, I'm just telling the truth to thee.Don't try and push the blame.
The blame game gets around.My, what games can be found.Games on courts and ground.Games even with a ball and hound.
Controllers work as well.Everything lights a flame.Games can be fun or hell.Does it depend on the end game? 
Did you get G? Games I'm playing with thee. Of course you got G. Games are here on a spree. Do you play games? Do you go down in flames? Realize game gets used a ton? Can sure be plenty of ways for game to be spun. Do they have a court, a lawn, a controller, a board, a course, a racket, a bat....yeah, I think that is enough of that. I don't want to go on all day. I've got games to play. Time to go play whack the head of Cass. That is such a fun game for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.

Hear The Cries Of Crazy Eyes!

This could easily go to the search engine nuts, but later on we'll show their ruts. Instead we go with eyes upon the cat. They stare at us where we are at. They join in and maybe just stand. Let's give them all a hand.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld bi_ ______ ______, ___!
Today the I's have it.The decisions aren't split.They really do have it.Okay, it's just a one I'd fit.
Blogland is where we are.Blogs are sure on par.What? An Instagram person is here?Oh no! Sharpen your spear.
Summer time not in the city.That sure isn't a pity.Bah, the cottage folks are coming.What? We can't go around chumming.
Let's all go to the river and pray.God can hear what we say.What? You're a non believer?An atheist may ruin his receiver.
Neighbors are working.They are doing more than twerking.Thankfully for your eyes.Your help? Wanted as much as flies.
A big plate of meat.That is sure a treat.What? Broccoli is there?Need a sign that says beware.
A sunny sky up high.What is that catching your eye?A little bum shaped cloud?Now that isn't allowed.
Five cats at play.Having a very nice day.A dog strolls on in.That is just one big sin.
364 rhymes in a year.That deserves a cheer.What? One non rhyming post?As if at my coast.
A non confusing a to z?That can't be done by me.Have you got I yet?No is probably a safe bet.
What do all have in common at play? Someone or something not supposed to be there at the end of the day? You guessed right. Intruder is your word of the night? Nah, wrong you are. Interloper is for I at my sand bar. Don't you hate those guys? Interloper sounds far more wise. Ever been an interloper at your sea? I probably have been a time or three. Interloping can be fun as I watch the prissy cats run. Who needs the so called high class? I'll drag them down to the level of my interloping little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.

The Fate Of The Bait!

Food left out for a mouse to get it out of your house. A worm on a hook to make a fish take a look. They are considered one thing. Can you guess the B word we are going to give a ring?

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld b__ ______ ______, ___!
Humans are ever so wise.
Crowding around like flies.
Fists in the air and ready for war.
Let's bomb that far away shore.

Bad those guys really are.
They stole all the rum from the bar.
Can have the masses drying out.
What the hell is that about?

We must protect our way of life.
Damn the other person's strife.
They are oh so bad anyway.
Ignore anything else they say.

Come and live your dream.
Create a passive income stream.
You can do it while you sleep.
Your pockets will grow ever so deep.

You'll be living the high life.
Free from any stress and strife.
You will get a super high return.
Here is your once in a lifetime chance to earn.

Your friends will be envious of all your stuff.
You will no longer have it rough.
Everyone will be at your beck and call.
You will quite simply have it all.

 Look at those guys standing there.
They aren't your average pair.
Those ones over there are different too.
Whatever are we as normal people to do?

They may mingle and mix.
That idea we have to nix.
We can't have them ruin things here.
Different or new ruffles the hair on my rear.

That just isn't right.
I'll dislike it for spite.
It is oh so wrong says everyone.
Join us, as something must be done.

A little fear, a little greed and a little hate.
Damn, that is some kind of bait.
A worm or a trap is way too simple.
Oh look, he's scary with that pimple.

Got the B? Did you take the bait from me? I suppose you got it now. If not then wow. Humans sure take the bait in mass. Sheep they are with each pass. A few words or fear or this or that and they become a bait taking dingbat. Do you take the bait with ease? I hope you'd rather believe talking bees. Eyes wide shut and in a rut. I guess that works for the humans and their sass. No bait taking for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.

My Daily Rhyme Drops A Dime!

Would you drop a dime? That may not be sublime. Worth more than a penny and with pennies we don't have any. Plus the saying may no longer work for you. Pay phones are barely in view.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld ___ ______ ______, ___!
Today we're here.
Cheer or fear?
Far or near?
Don't shed a tear.

I'm on D.
It came to be.
Can you guess it,
As there you sit?

Standing, sitting, laying.
It gets a daily replaying.
You've done it yesterday,
Tomorrow it will play as with today.

Not to be confused with laid.
That may not be a daily trade.
But if you're lucky you never know.
A daily one could be in tow.

You went to the loo,
More than once too.
Today, tomorrow and yesterday.
The TP man you did pay.

Unless you use your hand or grass.
That may be hard on the ass.
Daily you've done it.
Have you caught on a bit?

Daily you eat and drink.
Daily you even think.
May not be cheery thoughts.
But you think umm lots.

Lots of what?
You can tell this nut.
Daily I ask that.
Daily I chew the fat.

Daily you cook.
Daily you look.
Look at things that scare.
Maybe even things that are bare.

Daily you decide on this or that.
Daily you chew some fat.
Daily you try and earn.
And tomorrow all shall return.

Did you get my D? Are you daily confused by me? Other things you do daily I missed? Maybe stuck in traffic leaving you pissed? Feed the kids, the cats, the dogs, the birds and then go clean up their turds? Hey, that is daily for some. Others screw their liver daily with rum. I hope nothing that you do daily makes your skin all scaly. That would be rather nasty to come to pass. And that is it from my furry daily little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.

These Days In A Maze?

The cat notices you humans use this one a lot. Are these days all hot to trot? These days are special to you? Maybe switch it out with Thursday at every zoo?

These days things are bad.
These days I've gone mad.
These days things are said.
These days I'm better off dead.

These days we're out of it.
These days are full of shit.
These days I'm rhyming.
These days I'm not miming.

These days was used tomorrow.
These days there is no sorrow.
These days we fear the past.
These days the past won't last.

These days my rhyme is going.
These days I'm still showing.
These days the cat is eating.
These days more trick than treating.

These days we're all alive.
These days we can't survive.
These days the highway is clogged.
These days my time is hogged.

These days I've had it.
These days cause a fit.
These days stuff is said.
These days there is no dread.

These days you comment still.
These days looks may kill.
These days nuts are here.
These days nuts aren't near.

These days bloggers blog.
These days dogs eat a brown log.
These days the litter is clean.
These days people are mean.

These days jobs are hard.
These days I mow the yard.
These days things won't grow.
These days I just don't know.

These days you'll dream of it.
These days stuck every bit.
These days you are cursing me.
These days things come to be.

Wow, and all of that was said today. So these days only have one day to play? These days maybe lazy takes hold. These days a day of the week can't be told. These days we'll lump them altogether. These days people talk about the weather. Are you a these days nut? Stuck in a these days rut? Guess what? These days was said 100 years ago by nuts in a these days rut. These days sure stand the test of time in mass. These days I just enjoy pointing things out with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.