A Wake Between Kinda Scene?

Since the cat is doing the in between a to z, something you know by now at my sea, and today is a break. Pfffft, those we don't take. Wow, getting long winded aren't I? Anyway, I'll give this in between a try.

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Drive some mad.
Answer's easy at your pad.

I wasn't really awake.
Wow, a fake awake partake?
Now that sure is neat.
Is that some kind of cheat?

You forgot that or this.
Anything you could miss.
Keys, wallet or even cash.
Some forget the kids when they dash.

I wasn't really awake.
Damn, there's a double take.
That excuse really gets around.
Like an STD it is profound.

Didn't get that done.
I heard your mouth run.
But it didn't register in my head.
I had just gotten out of bed.

Meaning I wasn't really awake.
A brand new..old...way to fake.
Say the same thing in a new way.
I guess it beats just hitting replay.

I forgot to cook.
There was no food crook.
I forgot to shop too.
Here, grab a box and chew.

I wasn't really awake.
I didn't want to bake.
Not being really awake,
I'd make a bad cake.

An excuse in an excuse.
That isn't any bit abstruse.
Great lengths of mankind.
Those to do nothing are easy to find.

You missed the between part?
Don't take it to heart.
You weren't really awake.
Somewhere between there, snowflake.

So what are you if you weren't really awake? A walking, talking garden rake? Ever use that excuse at your sea? Maybe your eyes were a bit crusty? Pick that gunk off and you can see. See you are awake as can be. Such an excuse worthy human mass. That is all from my awake little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.