Pat Hatt's Blog, page 90
March 23, 2017
On To Three At Our Sea!
The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.
Babysitting
A rugrat or ten,Are easy to please.Playing mother hen,Can be a breeze.
Or maybe not.They could wail and cry.Behind you they may plot,To stab you in the eye.
Or you'll have to play,Play games that mind numb.With their little old display,You may need some run.
Watch me, watch this.A common phrase.They are in pure bliss,With a little praise.
But the worst of the worst,May soon show its face.When their TV thirst,Turns to a Barney embrace.
Have you ever done this one as post 3 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 21 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Babysitting
A rugrat or ten,Are easy to please.Playing mother hen,Can be a breeze.
Or maybe not.They could wail and cry.Behind you they may plot,To stab you in the eye.
Or you'll have to play,Play games that mind numb.With their little old display,You may need some run.
Watch me, watch this.A common phrase.They are in pure bliss,With a little praise.
But the worst of the worst,May soon show its face.When their TV thirst,Turns to a Barney embrace.
Have you ever done this one as post 3 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 21 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Comes Job Two Here In View!
The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.
Income Tax
That time of year,
Is surely all around.
The IRS and CRA are near,
Or whatever tax bodies are found.
So you want to try?
You want to do taxes?
In the papers will fly,
I hope piles relaxes.
You owe, you owe,
You'll sure have to say.
Then what do you know,
You're the bad guy at play.
Not their dumb spending.
Nope, it's all you.
Some have a happy ending,
But those are a few.
Now on to the next one.
Be sure and get it all right.
For even when you are done,
An audit could be in sight.
Have you ever done this one as post 2 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 22 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Income Tax
That time of year,
Is surely all around.
The IRS and CRA are near,
Or whatever tax bodies are found.
So you want to try?
You want to do taxes?
In the papers will fly,
I hope piles relaxes.
You owe, you owe,
You'll sure have to say.
Then what do you know,
You're the bad guy at play.
Not their dumb spending.
Nope, it's all you.
Some have a happy ending,
But those are a few.
Now on to the next one.
Be sure and get it all right.
For even when you are done,
An audit could be in sight.
Have you ever done this one as post 2 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 22 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
And One Will Start The Job Cart!
The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.
Sawmill Worker
Ugg to the first.I can say never again.It was by far the worst,Ranking a 0 out of 10.
But if you want to try,You can feel free.You'll get sawdust in your eye,And anywhere you can pee.
Then you'll pile wood.Then you'll pile more.Make sure that is understood.For it's a daily chore.
Then all you piled,Will need to be bought.Someone may want floor tiled,So you'll have to load the lot.
Then plain the stuff.Boring as can be.Back and forth is enough,To make me want to flee.
Have you ever done this one as post 1 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 23 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Sawmill Worker
Ugg to the first.I can say never again.It was by far the worst,Ranking a 0 out of 10.
But if you want to try,You can feel free.You'll get sawdust in your eye,And anywhere you can pee.
Then you'll pile wood.Then you'll pile more.Make sure that is understood.For it's a daily chore.
Then all you piled,Will need to be bought.Someone may want floor tiled,So you'll have to load the lot.
Then plain the stuff.Boring as can be.Back and forth is enough,To make me want to flee.
Have you ever done this one as post 1 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 23 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
A Big Year I Hear?
Here we are back to the number game. That is just so lame. Humans sure like numbers for this and that. Some sure have a head that is full of scat. No argument on that? I know you agree with the cat.
We have this.
We have that.
Some numbers are bliss.
Others like a gnat.
We've been there.
We've done that.
That you're aware.
Unless new to the cat.
But out comes more.
Another with blare.
She gave an encore.
She just had to share.
30 this year?
That's good for you.
30 is worth a cheer.
Lots of good will come due.
Err umm okay.
We buy that.
Yeah, like we buy a magic day.
I'm being a sarcastic cat.
30 makes magic?
Woweee, who knew?
I guess life is tragic,
When you hit 32?
Maybe 31 is bad.
Maybe 29 is the worst.
Maybe 28 fun is had.
Maybe 33 your brain will burst.
A maybe you see.
Many came to be.
All maybe from me.
The maybes can fly free.
The it will.
Fits no bill.
The it won't.
Sorry, just don't.
Que sera sera comes to mind.
But that's too hard for mankind.
Instead oh great things you'll find.
The nut was out of her mind.
Think any age will bring great stuff over the other one? Yeah, like magically things will get done. Pffft the only thing an added number does for sure is bring you closer to death. This nut ball sure didn't run out of breath. 30 was oh so going to be a great year. I think she left the poor guy in fear. No, it wasn't Pat or Cass. They are past that age like my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
We have this.
We have that.
Some numbers are bliss.
Others like a gnat.
We've been there.
We've done that.
That you're aware.
Unless new to the cat.
But out comes more.
Another with blare.
She gave an encore.
She just had to share.
30 this year?
That's good for you.
30 is worth a cheer.
Lots of good will come due.
Err umm okay.
We buy that.
Yeah, like we buy a magic day.
I'm being a sarcastic cat.
30 makes magic?
Woweee, who knew?
I guess life is tragic,
When you hit 32?
Maybe 31 is bad.
Maybe 29 is the worst.
Maybe 28 fun is had.
Maybe 33 your brain will burst.
A maybe you see.
Many came to be.
All maybe from me.
The maybes can fly free.
The it will.
Fits no bill.
The it won't.
Sorry, just don't.
Que sera sera comes to mind.
But that's too hard for mankind.
Instead oh great things you'll find.
The nut was out of her mind.
Think any age will bring great stuff over the other one? Yeah, like magically things will get done. Pffft the only thing an added number does for sure is bring you closer to death. This nut ball sure didn't run out of breath. 30 was oh so going to be a great year. I think she left the poor guy in fear. No, it wasn't Pat or Cass. They are past that age like my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 22, 2017
The God Of It And By It When Mean Shit!
So Pat did a humorous post at his non rhyming sea and then this popped in for me. Both came about just as a thought and so we added to the plot. Of course we've dealt with such nuts too. I'm sure you've dealt with a few.
I've been working with God,
Which some may take as odd.
Some may be appalled others just enthralled,
As he's short, fat and extremely bald.
He saves little kids,
By taking off child proof lids.
He ignores all your wishing,
Instead deciding to go fishing.
He's always got your back,
Like any good heart attack.
He'll help when you say please,
Cutting you off at the knees.
But that's not a sin,
For as a team you win.
Isn't that poetic?
Or just plain pathetic?
The latter is the case.
But not the full embrace.
For he's so full of it.
And by that I mean shit.
Some may be offended
Not what I intended
At least that's what I pretended
As I really find it splendid
For he's so full of it,
And by that I quite simply mean shit.
Not the, holy, tough or hot kind.
There is only one he can be assigned.
With piles and piles around,
Growing larger with every sound.
Meaning he's quite full.
Full of shit with a side of bull.
So as he enjoys it,
Maybe even employs it,
Reaching for a hand he'll crap in,
As he let's shit happen.
Here's your final tidbit,
When dealing with the full of shit,
Don't stick your hand out to accept it,
And be mistaken for someone who gives a shit,
Ever meet such a "God" at your sea? This rhyme just came to be. Was fun to do as we know a few. Can sure see much of the full part in those we know. For of the full of shit part they glow. Can apply it to any you like if you want them to take a hike. The cat doesn't mind as they are out there in mass. So feel free to quote my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
I've been working with God,
Which some may take as odd.
Some may be appalled others just enthralled,
As he's short, fat and extremely bald.
He saves little kids,
By taking off child proof lids.
He ignores all your wishing,
Instead deciding to go fishing.
He's always got your back,
Like any good heart attack.
He'll help when you say please,
Cutting you off at the knees.
But that's not a sin,
For as a team you win.
Isn't that poetic?
Or just plain pathetic?
The latter is the case.
But not the full embrace.
For he's so full of it.
And by that I mean shit.
Some may be offended
Not what I intended
At least that's what I pretended
As I really find it splendid
For he's so full of it,
And by that I quite simply mean shit.
Not the, holy, tough or hot kind.
There is only one he can be assigned.
With piles and piles around,
Growing larger with every sound.
Meaning he's quite full.
Full of shit with a side of bull.
So as he enjoys it,
Maybe even employs it,
Reaching for a hand he'll crap in,
As he let's shit happen.
Here's your final tidbit,
When dealing with the full of shit,
Don't stick your hand out to accept it,
And be mistaken for someone who gives a shit,
Ever meet such a "God" at your sea? This rhyme just came to be. Was fun to do as we know a few. Can sure see much of the full part in those we know. For of the full of shit part they glow. Can apply it to any you like if you want them to take a hike. The cat doesn't mind as they are out there in mass. So feel free to quote my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 21, 2017
Round Fifty Six Brings More Clicks!
The search engine nuts trickle in still at my bin. A tad slow though. Good thing I'm ahead at my show. Some sure raise an eyebrow. Others are having a cow.
The cow won't fit
Told you so. I don't want to know.
sweetmook scat – girl eat dog shit
Do the two relate? What the hell at any rate.
painting of woman farting
They really want that. Farts and eating scat.
little jiggle juggs
And small boobs too. Picky at their zoo.
dragon tales feet
And big feet. Aren't they sweet?
big heads on ice
A killer on the loose? Maybe just watching a goose?
clocks turned ahead sucks
That they do.I can agree at my zoo.
movies on ice
Am I missing something? What's with the icy ring?
Top grosssy movie bad bgys
I hope they mean bad guys. If not, any idea how that acronym flies?
mixed legs in bags
The killer is back. Head and Leg Killer on the attack.
Cat TV for dogs
Is there such a thing? Dogs know the cat is king.
Hannibal players
Why you asking me? A mock killing spree?
ding ding ding hope I bring
Ding dang dong, you better not be wrong.
maxy production rates
I hope they are cheap. Don't get in too deep.
And the winner for this round must not like a hound. That or they are jealous of them all. Short,big, fat and tall. Maybe the cat should give butt sniffers a break. Then these nuts may not do a double take.
darn dog lick balls better thn me
I guess they have a frisky pup? I don't really want to know what is up. That could scare the cat a ton. From such people we will run. The search engine nuts sure have no class. I guess that is why they find my not so classy little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The cow won't fit
Told you so. I don't want to know.
sweetmook scat – girl eat dog shit
Do the two relate? What the hell at any rate.
painting of woman farting
They really want that. Farts and eating scat.
little jiggle juggs
And small boobs too. Picky at their zoo.
dragon tales feet
And big feet. Aren't they sweet?
big heads on ice
A killer on the loose? Maybe just watching a goose?
clocks turned ahead sucks
That they do.I can agree at my zoo.
movies on ice
Am I missing something? What's with the icy ring?
Top grosssy movie bad bgys
I hope they mean bad guys. If not, any idea how that acronym flies?
mixed legs in bags
The killer is back. Head and Leg Killer on the attack.
Cat TV for dogs
Is there such a thing? Dogs know the cat is king.
Hannibal players
Why you asking me? A mock killing spree?
ding ding ding hope I bring
Ding dang dong, you better not be wrong.
maxy production rates
I hope they are cheap. Don't get in too deep.
And the winner for this round must not like a hound. That or they are jealous of them all. Short,big, fat and tall. Maybe the cat should give butt sniffers a break. Then these nuts may not do a double take.
darn dog lick balls better thn me
I guess they have a frisky pup? I don't really want to know what is up. That could scare the cat a ton. From such people we will run. The search engine nuts sure have no class. I guess that is why they find my not so classy little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 20, 2017
Back We Go Changing Flow!
Or maybe not. This is a done plot. But a switcheroo may come due. At least a new view. Maybe not from our zoo. Just crybaby crap that still fills the map.
Change we want.
Change we taunt.
Change we won't.
Change we don't.
Said that though.
That you know.
Been there, done that.
No repeat cat.
Change came due.
Today at your zoo.
A simple update.
Those we hate.
But code changed.
Maybe rearranged.
Out the old was tossed.
It had little cost.
Look another one.
Wow, change by the ton.
Updates every which way.
Change is here today.
A billion computers got it.
Or some other round number bit.
Hey, like you know how many computers there are.
Don't judge my lazy sand bar.
Let's apply that change.
It sure won't be strange.
Let's update buildings everywhere.
Billions of those there are to spare.
Whoops, take a 100 years to do.
Costs billions if not trillions too.
Hmm that change is too hard.
Let's go mow the yard.
Let's do cars too.
Billions of those in view.
Whoops, no one wants to update.
Damn that high interest rate.
Easy change check.
Hard? Not even on deck.
Oh, another update for me.
I'll update and change for free.
Did you ever think how much it would take to do a building change for all to make? That would take forever in a day. But then humans are lazy and don't even want to start at any bay. Damn the future that comes due. Let's stick with the easy at every zoo. Not sure what they'd update with such a pass. But that was just an example from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Change we want.
Change we taunt.
Change we won't.
Change we don't.
Said that though.
That you know.
Been there, done that.
No repeat cat.
Change came due.
Today at your zoo.
A simple update.
Those we hate.
But code changed.
Maybe rearranged.
Out the old was tossed.
It had little cost.
Look another one.
Wow, change by the ton.
Updates every which way.
Change is here today.
A billion computers got it.
Or some other round number bit.
Hey, like you know how many computers there are.
Don't judge my lazy sand bar.
Let's apply that change.
It sure won't be strange.
Let's update buildings everywhere.
Billions of those there are to spare.
Whoops, take a 100 years to do.
Costs billions if not trillions too.
Hmm that change is too hard.
Let's go mow the yard.
Let's do cars too.
Billions of those in view.
Whoops, no one wants to update.
Damn that high interest rate.
Easy change check.
Hard? Not even on deck.
Oh, another update for me.
I'll update and change for free.
Did you ever think how much it would take to do a building change for all to make? That would take forever in a day. But then humans are lazy and don't even want to start at any bay. Damn the future that comes due. Let's stick with the easy at every zoo. Not sure what they'd update with such a pass. But that was just an example from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 19, 2017
A Begin And End Kinda Trend!
The cat is about to begin a post. Doesn't that impress you at your coast? Nah, I didn't think so. You aren't impressed until then end of my show. Then away you can go. After you leave a comment though.
It's the beginning.
Time for winning.
Hmm or not.
That would be an end plot.
So time for the end?
Go around the bend.
Now you're a winner.
End of a wheel spinner.
Wheel of Fortune fame.
Still not an end claim.
Still have to pick a letter.
What could be better?
Don't answer that.
It was the stat.
You know the saying.
Buy a vowel to keep playing.
Beginning of the end.
Umm a mixed up trend?
How can an end begin?
Isn't it an ending win?
Could be lose too.
But can't begin for you.
A beginning is a beginning.
You can't begin winning.
I suppose you could.
But won't actually win at your hood.
That comes at the end.
Get the message I send?
No? Guess it's not the end.
Maybe it can seek an amend?
The beginning of the middle?
Hey, diddle diddle.
Don't diddle the wrong middle.
Nope, not a riddle.
That is the end of my advice.
Want to begin again it's a higher price.
Now we are near the end.
That won't offend.
But end of the beginning?
That is some kind of weird word spinning.
Are you at a loss? Maybe you need a coin toss. But that would be at the beginning. So I guess the end you are spinning. End of the beginning user? Beginning of the end abuser? You may be a tad wrong on that. But then I'm just a cat. I will now begin to pass some gas out of the end of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
It's the beginning.
Time for winning.
Hmm or not.
That would be an end plot.
So time for the end?
Go around the bend.
Now you're a winner.
End of a wheel spinner.
Wheel of Fortune fame.
Still not an end claim.
Still have to pick a letter.
What could be better?
Don't answer that.
It was the stat.
You know the saying.
Buy a vowel to keep playing.
Beginning of the end.
Umm a mixed up trend?
How can an end begin?
Isn't it an ending win?
Could be lose too.
But can't begin for you.
A beginning is a beginning.
You can't begin winning.
I suppose you could.
But won't actually win at your hood.
That comes at the end.
Get the message I send?
No? Guess it's not the end.
Maybe it can seek an amend?
The beginning of the middle?
Hey, diddle diddle.
Don't diddle the wrong middle.
Nope, not a riddle.
That is the end of my advice.
Want to begin again it's a higher price.
Now we are near the end.
That won't offend.
But end of the beginning?
That is some kind of weird word spinning.
Are you at a loss? Maybe you need a coin toss. But that would be at the beginning. So I guess the end you are spinning. End of the beginning user? Beginning of the end abuser? You may be a tad wrong on that. But then I'm just a cat. I will now begin to pass some gas out of the end of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
March 18, 2017
A Can't Nap Takes A Lap!
Some humans sure wish they were a cat. We can sleep whenever and where ever we are at. You can't curl up in a cupboard and sleep. Well maybe if you are a child at your keep.
A baby crying,
Did that flying,
With the can't sleep,
At our former keep.
Now the human way.
Toss and turns at play.
That annoys the cat.
Why can't you lay flat?
Making me move at night.
I may grab a toe and bite.
But that isn't here nor there.
Maybe that isn't anywhere.
Can't sleep.
Light or deep.
Let's wake.
Time to partake.
Let's go and eat.
A leftover treat.
Isn't that yummy?
Fill your sleepy tummy.
Can a tummy be sleepy?
That may be rather creepy.
It would get all tingly and shit.
Let's scratch that bit.
Let's sit and stare.
You, eyes by the pair.
Blood shot and all.
Stare at that white wall.
Let's run around the block.
Bed head may leave some in shock.
But then the creeps will stray.
No slashers coming your way.
Let's play on the internet.
Bloggers are up, you bet.
Whoops, not a single post.
Damn it, I'll get #1 at the cat's coast.
Whoops, Hank got in.
Not sleeping is a sin.
Ugg, now it's time for work.
The sand man is a jerk.
You humans sure are strange. How does eating provoke sleep change? Maybe it makes you have a good shit? Does that help with it? Anything you do when sleep won't come due? Do you stare at walls at your zoo? Maybe you are a pill popper. Hey, I won't call a copper. The cat will now go pass some gas and easily fall asleep on my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
A baby crying,
Did that flying,
With the can't sleep,
At our former keep.
Now the human way.
Toss and turns at play.
That annoys the cat.
Why can't you lay flat?
Making me move at night.
I may grab a toe and bite.
But that isn't here nor there.
Maybe that isn't anywhere.
Can't sleep.
Light or deep.
Let's wake.
Time to partake.
Let's go and eat.
A leftover treat.
Isn't that yummy?
Fill your sleepy tummy.
Can a tummy be sleepy?
That may be rather creepy.
It would get all tingly and shit.
Let's scratch that bit.
Let's sit and stare.
You, eyes by the pair.
Blood shot and all.
Stare at that white wall.
Let's run around the block.
Bed head may leave some in shock.
But then the creeps will stray.
No slashers coming your way.
Let's play on the internet.
Bloggers are up, you bet.
Whoops, not a single post.
Damn it, I'll get #1 at the cat's coast.
Whoops, Hank got in.
Not sleeping is a sin.
Ugg, now it's time for work.
The sand man is a jerk.
You humans sure are strange. How does eating provoke sleep change? Maybe it makes you have a good shit? Does that help with it? Anything you do when sleep won't come due? Do you stare at walls at your zoo? Maybe you are a pill popper. Hey, I won't call a copper. The cat will now go pass some gas and easily fall asleep on my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
March 17, 2017
Surprise At My Coast It's A Post!
Are you surprised today? A post is here and on display. It is here on a Friday. Also at 7 am it went on display. Or whatever time that is where you are. Surprise, we are too lazy to check time zones at our sand bar.
A surprise is due.
A post for you.
That you knew.
Which we've been through.
Through and done.
Oh, how fun.
Not one and done.
Two times is more fun.
Whoops, there's the gutter.
Surprise! You won't stutter.
You're heart may flutter.
Maybe a little pitter putter?
Wasn't that grand?
A flutter at hand.
All across the land.
Tune up the band.
Admit it to me.
Come on, show glee.
I know you were surprised.
It's like you were prized.
But not just that.
Nope, surprised is the wrong stat.
That is just the wrong way.
That's not how you say.
Unexpectedly surprised is right.
You didn't expect a post in site.
You were unexpectedly surprised.
More than even you realized.
Aren't you happy?
It's okay to get flappy.
Let your cheer show.
You're tingling from head to toe.
No need to lie.
A post caught the eye.
Unexpectedly surprised are you.
Admit it, you didn't have a clue.
What was that?
You were on to the cat?
Maybe I over analyzed?
Consider me unexpectedly surprised.
You weren't surprised one bit? Trust me, I knew it. Get where the cat was going with this not so surprising showing? Unexpectedly surprised I'm not. It's double the same plot. A surprise is not expected to come due. Therefore it is unexpected too. Why do you need to say it twice? Does it make the surprise twice as nice? Are you a surprised double dipper? Maybe an unexpectedly surprised shipper? Would that make it of the unexpurised class? Bah, sure beats my not so surprised little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
A surprise is due.
A post for you.
That you knew.
Which we've been through.
Through and done.
Oh, how fun.
Not one and done.
Two times is more fun.
Whoops, there's the gutter.
Surprise! You won't stutter.
You're heart may flutter.
Maybe a little pitter putter?
Wasn't that grand?
A flutter at hand.
All across the land.
Tune up the band.
Admit it to me.
Come on, show glee.
I know you were surprised.
It's like you were prized.
But not just that.
Nope, surprised is the wrong stat.
That is just the wrong way.
That's not how you say.
Unexpectedly surprised is right.
You didn't expect a post in site.
You were unexpectedly surprised.
More than even you realized.
Aren't you happy?
It's okay to get flappy.
Let your cheer show.
You're tingling from head to toe.
No need to lie.
A post caught the eye.
Unexpectedly surprised are you.
Admit it, you didn't have a clue.
What was that?
You were on to the cat?
Maybe I over analyzed?
Consider me unexpectedly surprised.
You weren't surprised one bit? Trust me, I knew it. Get where the cat was going with this not so surprising showing? Unexpectedly surprised I'm not. It's double the same plot. A surprise is not expected to come due. Therefore it is unexpected too. Why do you need to say it twice? Does it make the surprise twice as nice? Are you a surprised double dipper? Maybe an unexpectedly surprised shipper? Would that make it of the unexpurised class? Bah, sure beats my not so surprised little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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