A Can't Nap Takes A Lap!

Some humans sure wish they were a cat. We can sleep whenever and where ever we are at. You can't curl up in a cupboard and sleep. Well maybe if you are a child at your keep.

A baby crying,
Did that flying,
With the can't sleep,
At our former keep.

Now the human way.
Toss and turns at play.
That annoys the cat.
Why can't you lay flat?

Making me move at night.
I may grab a toe and bite.
But that isn't here nor there.
Maybe that isn't anywhere.

Can't sleep.
Light or deep.
Let's wake.
Time to partake.

Let's go and eat.
A leftover treat.
Isn't that yummy?
Fill your sleepy tummy.

Can a tummy be sleepy?
That may be rather creepy.
It would get all tingly and shit.
Let's scratch that bit.

Let's sit and stare.
You, eyes by the pair.
Blood shot and all.
Stare at that white wall.

Let's run around the block.
Bed head may leave some in shock.
But then the creeps will stray.
No slashers coming your way.

Let's play on the internet.
Bloggers are up, you bet.
Whoops, not a single post.
Damn it, I'll get #1 at the cat's coast.

Whoops, Hank got in.
Not sleeping is a sin.
Ugg, now it's time for work.
The sand man is a jerk.

You humans sure are strange. How does eating provoke sleep change? Maybe it makes you have a good shit? Does that help with it? Anything you do when sleep won't come due? Do you stare at walls at your zoo? Maybe you are a pill popper. Hey, I won't call a copper. The cat will now go pass some gas and easily fall asleep on my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.